I dreamed my ma

[Strongbow]

Gave me 13 ham sammiches and a sleeve of Copenhagen for St Patricks day and I kicked her ass cause I wanted turkey sammiches and Mint Grizzly snuff. Somebody please help my mom get her shit together idk how many more ass whippings she can take at her age

 

[just...v]

You are having this dream because u have to take care of some frustration IRL

 

[Strongbow]

Indeed you are correct great job V I knew you would understand

 

[just...v]

Points for V. Now gimme a cookie.

 

[Strongbow]

Would you settle for a meat stick?

 

[binö]

you ma should disown her dreamstate son for being such a pussy and wanting grizz over cope.

 

[just...v]

Would you settle for a meat stick?

How bout some K?


Karma stingy mofo, I follow u around and never get any K.

 

[Strongbow]

Oh I see this is about my K

 

[Strongbow]

you ma should disown her dreamstate son for being such a pussy and wanting grizz over cope.

Lolz now these are the words of a very wise man

 

[cuthroat]

I had a dream like that once. In my dream I was laying in bed and two beautiful blondes were in bed with me and one was going to town on me while the other was eating out the first...then I woke up.

Not sure what it means because when I woke up they were both brunette...I don't understand =(

 

[cuthroat]

How bout some K?


Karma stingy mofo, I follow u around and never get any K.

Karma Whore...

 

[Strongbow]

I had a dream like that once. In my dream I was laying in bed and two beautiful blondes were in bed with me and one was going to town on me while the other was eating out the first...then I woke up.

Not sure what it means because when I woke up they were both brunette...I don't understand =(

Youre a sick puppy bro

 

[nangiggles]

the dream means you're a hick, I will consider this an official consult so that would be $200..... kthxbye

 

[just...v]

I had a dream like that once. In my dream I was laying in bed and two beautiful blondes were in bed with me and one was going to town on me while the other was eating out the first...then I woke up.

Not sure what it means because when I woke up they were both brunette...I don't understand =(

It means us brunettes are waaaay hotter in person.

 

[cuthroat]

the dream means you're a hick, I will consider this an official consult so that would be $200..... kthxbye

I'm a hick? Or did you mean dick? And where do I swipe my credit card?

 

[Strongbow]

You can give me a million karmaz and a club sammich for posting in my bomb ass thread nann

 

[just...v]

Karma Whore...

That's right, give it up.

 

[nangiggles]

You can give me a million karmaz and a club sammich for posting in my bomb ass thread nann

I'll give you a damn K hit and count your blessings, you never hit me back u stongy fucker....

@cuthroat, nope SB is the hick ur just silly

 

[Strongbow]

I dreamed last night I had a boner.

 

[miplank]

I dreamed last night I had a boner.

in your mouth?

 

[Strongbow]

in your mouth?

In your ass.

 

[rnch]

In your ass.

 

[nangiggles]

oh my SB

 

[Strongbow]

What?

 

[just...v]

lololol, what are we talking about here? Who has a boner in who's ass?

 

[Strongbow]

I have a boner and Plank wants it im his ass, is what I am getting from all this.

 

[miplank]

that's not what I said, but i'm pretty sure rnch is interested

 

[Strongbow]

that's not what I said, but i'm pretty sure rnch is interested

Isn't that what you said Plank? Isn't it??

 

[nangiggles]

this got to homo for my taste

 

[Strongbow]

Where?????

 

[bigtravis]

What?

You & Plank = ass to mouth

 

[just...v]

I am enjoying the hell outta this thread. Please. Carry on.

 

[jackangel]

I daydreamed your ma never had you.

 

[Strongbow]

The angels sang and all of heaven rejoiced and God gave unto the world his Chosen One born unto a virgin on a beautiful day in February

 

[Strongbow]

Other than plank and rnch making sexual advances towards me this thread is pretty awesome

 

[miplank]

this got to homo for my taste

*too

 

[Strongbow]

Ololololololol

 

[just...v]

Other than plank and rnch making sexual advances towards me this thread is pretty awesome

I hate to break it to you, baby, but didn't u give the first flower?

 

[PhoenixS]

I had a dream that you went away.

 

[nangiggles]

*too

Shouldnt you be making needto some banners? GTFO

 

[Strongbow]

I hate to break it to you, baby, but didn't u give the first flower?

I felt it was the proper thing to do after tearing his asshole lose from his intestines.

 

[Strongbow]

I had a dream that you went away.

You are either an awful liar or a complete lesbian

 

[miplank]

I felt it was the proper thing to do after tearing his asshole lose from his intestines.

*loose

 

[Strongbow]

Thanks buddy keep me straight

 

[rnch]

What?

huh?

 

[Strongbow]

Idk bro they was talking bout stuff and shit

 

[Mr. dB]

You get gifts on St. Patrick's Day?

 

[miplank]

You are either an awful liar or a complete lesbian

she must be a liar, cuz no way she's a lesbian....She hasn't slept with you yet.

 

[RADAR]

This is the gayest thread ever i'm ashamed someone from Ga is even involved in it!

 

[Mr. dB]

This is the gayest thread ever i'm ashamed someone from Ga is even involved in it!

Well where do you think the phrase "Squeal like a pig!" came from?

 

[Strongbow]

This is the gayest thread ever i'm ashamed someone from Ga is even involved in it!

I was born in Florida, home of the fucking GATORS, so I guess you geighed up the thread brah. I still love you thou hommie.

 

[Strongbow]

she must be a liar, cuz no way she's a lesbian....She hasn't slept with you yet.

Yea I guess I understand this cause all lesbians love me and then they hate me, but Im just in it for the 3ways.