I don't have d*ck for dinner

[nydj66]

I bring home the bacon

and fry it up in a pan?

 

[digimon7068]

and fry it up in a pan?

and never ever let you forget you're an asshole...oh...wait...that's the version that my wife sings to me...she's kinda blunt...and she ain't much for rhymin'...

 

[miplank]

Can I blunt?

 

[digimon7068]

Can I blunt?

i'm a pen bitch myself

 

[miplank]

lolol