Lao Tzu
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Dammit, perhaps it makes me racist or an asshole for feeling this way. I don't care. The outright lies, the whinyness, the ignorance, the uselesness, the illiteracy, the xenophobia that are exuded by huge segments of the middle east are all getting to me. I need to just forget about this.
since extremist middle eastern Islamists only respond to one thing and one thing only, power (according to various experts i have read up on in regards to this culture) i have some suggestions on how to get their attention. Apparently ass raping their culture and destroying their virility by demolishing the strongest military in the region in 3 weeks wasn't good enough.
1. Go to mecca and blow the shit out of their holy sites. Set up Old Navys and TJmaxxs on the holy ground and start selling capri pants.
2. Invade Iran, make possession of the Koran illegal, and force everyone to memorize every main idea in the satanic verses. If they fail to memorize it within 6 months, force every oman in the country to eat a pound of pork a day until they do.
3. make everyone in Egypt & Syria write apology letters to Israel
4. Invade Saudi Arabia, steal all their oil, and then rent out the land to old Americans who don't want to retire in florida. Force Mullahs, omans & ayatollahs to work as servants who get to cook & clean for them.
5. Rename all the islamic cities after dumbass Hollywood celebrities. Baghdad becomes Chevy Chase land. Mecca becomes Steve martinville.
Its fun to vent impotent frustration.
since extremist middle eastern Islamists only respond to one thing and one thing only, power (according to various experts i have read up on in regards to this culture) i have some suggestions on how to get their attention. Apparently ass raping their culture and destroying their virility by demolishing the strongest military in the region in 3 weeks wasn't good enough.
1. Go to mecca and blow the shit out of their holy sites. Set up Old Navys and TJmaxxs on the holy ground and start selling capri pants.
2. Invade Iran, make possession of the Koran illegal, and force everyone to memorize every main idea in the satanic verses. If they fail to memorize it within 6 months, force every oman in the country to eat a pound of pork a day until they do.
3. make everyone in Egypt & Syria write apology letters to Israel
4. Invade Saudi Arabia, steal all their oil, and then rent out the land to old Americans who don't want to retire in florida. Force Mullahs, omans & ayatollahs to work as servants who get to cook & clean for them.
5. Rename all the islamic cities after dumbass Hollywood celebrities. Baghdad becomes Chevy Chase land. Mecca becomes Steve martinville.
Its fun to vent impotent frustration.