I didn't get my girlfriend anything for V-day and guess what...

[BNG]

That's not possible


...unless she found the key to the cage somehow.

Did you leave the fleshlight laying out????

Young and dumb is showing through.

The best things you'll ever get are reciprocity for the things given. It also works the other way around!

I got her a purse, filled it with lingerie, a CD & a DVD, a card and a big Hershery's Kiss.

She was in the lingerie with my throbbin cawk in her mouth @ 4:40 am this morning before I left for work. She just called to ask me to see if we can get a reservation at the microbrew. My V day will go till I end it today. And Steak & BJ Day is just around the corner.

 

[Frisky]

You know the deal sugar.

*wink*

I personally couldn't imagine marrying a man with ZERO assets. Lucky for my Grump he has rapier wit, unbelievable drive and an excellent mind for business... not to mention that regardless who has screwed him over in the past near strangers do incredible volumes of business on a daily basis with him because his reputation is IMPECCABLE.

omg... is it ok that I envy you for that damn car? I of course won't complain... my Vday will be a quite night with some damn spicy and great boiled crawfish, and plenty of sex... both this am and tonight. But damn... I'd love that car.

hee hee

 

[the_clockwork]

you don't have a girlfriend

 

[alien amp pharm]

Did you leave the fleshlight laying out????

Young and dumb is showing through.

The best things you'll ever get are reciprocity for the things given. It also works the other way around!

I got her a purse, filled it with lingerie, a CD & a DVD, a card and a big Hershery's Kiss.

She was in the lingerie with my throbbin cawk in her mouth @ 4:40 am this morning before I left for work. She just called to ask me to see if we can get a reservation at the microbrew. My V day will go till I end it today. And Steak & BJ Day is just around the corner.

Everyday is like steak and bj day for me. Not only does she love to cook (often and well), she also loves my penis.

Just the other day she texted me wanting me to take and send her a pic of my penis so she could go home and masturbate to it.

I get more sex than I could want with her and she loves giving head.

I feel sorry for you that you have to look forward to things such as V-day and Steak/BJ day to get excited.

p.s. I'm probably not as young as you assume. (I'm not denying the dumb part though)

 

[Frisky]

Everyday is like steak and bj day for me. Not only does she love to cook (often and well), she also loves my penis.

Just the other day she texted me wanting me to take and send her a pic of my penis so she could go home and masturbate to it.

I get more sex than I could want with her and she loves giving head.

I feel sorry for you that you have to look forward to things such as V-day and Steak/BJ day to get excited.

p.s. I'm probably not as young as you assume. (I'm not denying the dumb part though)

lol... you really are into this blow up thingy aren't you.

 

[Gambino]

You know the deal sugar.

*wink*

I personally couldn't imagine marrying a man with ZERO assets. Lucky for my Grump he has rapier wit, unbelievable drive and an excellent mind for business... not to mention that regardless who has screwed him over in the past near strangers do incredible volumes of business on a daily basis with him because his reputation is IMPECCABLE.

but it's okay for the wimmen to have no assets?
seems like a gaping double standard to me

 

[Frisky]

but it's okay for the wimmen to have no assets?
seems like a gaping double standard to me

I have assets

 

[Gambino]

I have assets

i like em phatty

 

[jackangel]

but it's okay for the wimmen to have no assets?
seems like a gaping double standard to me

you just guaranteed 3-4 more pages, at least. at least we'll be covering completely new ground.

 

[alien amp pharm]

but it's okay for the wimmen to have no assets?
seems like a gaping double standard to me

Bro, look who you are talking to.

Sane is not a term I'd remotely use to descride her.