I didnt realize that I was the only person posting on this thread. But since you said I have the floor:
<---- MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEME standing beside the Valentine's gift that I didnt ask for. And I didnt HAVE to get on my knees to thank him for it either.
*cough* I am not the one that came off like a dumbass in this thread.
I am still waiting for you to tell married men how it is that they are going to achieve a happy marriage. So when was it again that you jumped the broom?