I bought her "The Ring"

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I don't think you should do it on Christmas or Christmas Eve. That's boring and expected. I have so many friends who have been proposed to on Christmas. Do it a few days after, so she doesn't think it's gonna happen then. Especially if you two have been talking about getting married... Pencil it in for like December 29th. Make her squirm, Holidays are too typical.

 

[AAP]

YOU SPEND $15k ON A BITCH AND YOU NEED HELP.

 

[supersizeme]

$15K lol holy shit. buy her a nice package of crackers and then go get yourself a house or something.

that said, manson i have an idea for you that will probably all but guarantee her to say yes when you pop the question. take her out to eat to a really nice mexican restaurant. order some enchiladas and maybe some queso. while she's not looking, swallow the ring maybe with some refried beans to help get it down. then once you get home and y'all are relaxing together on the couch lookin at tv, say you're starting to feel kind of sick and then throw up all over her. the ring will be there in her lap and she'll melt. get yourself down on one knee, and you're golden like a shower.

 

[The Shadow]

...cook her dinner sometime between Christmas day nd nNew Years eve....have dessert - drink some wine by the fire and do it then.

 

[AAP]

...cook her dinner sometime between Christmas day nd nNew Years eve....have dessert - drink some wine by the fire and do it then.

that is so fucking gay.





































like a straight man can cook or pick out a decent bottle of wine.

 

[The Shadow]

lol


You have NO clue......

 

[AAP]

lol


You have NO clue......

Dude if you saying you can, you better hush up. The rumors about you have been going around for some time.

And throwing Cheetos in the microwave with some Pop Tarts ain't cooking.

And if you think good wine is Kendall Jackson, Turning Leaf, Estancia or Black Opal... you really need some private tutoring.


And don't be PMing me asking for advice, you never return emails. So there.

 

[The Shadow]

for the 12th time - I responded about the email on YOUR thread that you posted...lol

Master of the obvious you are.


btw - I only chose wines that have a little spigot on the side....




BTW - know why the blond planted the Cheerios??

She thought they were doughnut seeds.

 

[rnch]

And if you think good wine is Kendall Jackson, Turning Leaf, Estancia or Black Opal... you really need some private tutoring.

i suppose you frown on wild irish rose also?











j/k!




P.S. thanks for the christmas card........never have seen the wise men buggering a sheep before!!

 

[AAP]

for the 12th time - I responded about the email on YOUR thread that you posted...lol

Master of the obvious you are.


btw - I only chose wines that have a little spigot on the side....




BTW - know why the blond planted the Cheerios??

She thought they were doughnut seeds.

post a link to your reply, I don't believe you.