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I bought her "The Ring"

manson

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Well I bought an engagement ring yesterday for my girlfriend. I plan on surprising her on Christmas eve. I'm trying to come up with a romantic way to do this. I'm not looking to use sombodys idea, that would be lame. Just some suggestions that I could add to my own ideas...mabey
Ladies how would you like your man to propose to you?
 
DO NOT give the ring to her for Christmas. This is basic stuff.
If the engagement goes South, she can keep the ring since you gave it to her as a gift. Wait until New Year's Day, at least.
 
Insert it in your rectum.... wait for her to discover it there.
 
Leave it to AAP to suggest the gay route... :)

Listen... we can tell you 1000 ideas on how to do it... the truth is, if you want to do it right, you have to do it yourself... come up with the idea yourself... if I or someone else gives you some ideas, then you'd still be using ours...

Let your heart be your guide on this.

Now that I've been mushy... I can give you about a million reasons why you should SELL that rock and go to vegas and buy yourself some strippers... in the long run, you'll thank me.

Oh, and as a legal note, if you give her the ring on Christmas... it won't matter if things go sour... you are giving her the ring as a contract to get married.. if for any reason ANYONE breaks it off before you are married...you can get it back... the fact it is on Christmas is irrelevant... Trust me on this one. ;)

C-ditty
 
Take her to a very nice resturant after the holidays. Eat dinner and order ice cream for dessert. Give it to the waiter and have him stick it right on top of her ice cream in plain view.

Of course watch out for waiters working their last night there before quitting or if the waiter gives YOU the ring.... (email me his pic)
 
Citruscide said:
Oh, and as a legal note, if you give her the ring on Christmas... it won't matter if things go sour... you are giving her the ring as a contract to get married.. if for any reason ANYONE breaks it off before you are married...you can get it back... the fact it is on Christmas is irrelevant... Trust me on this one. ;)

C-ditty

Actually, that varies according to individual state law.

He should take your advice to sell it and put the cash to better use.
 
Hangfire said:


Actually, that varies according to individual state law.

He should take your advice to sell it and put the cash to better use.

The variation is subtile. But you could be correct, as his profile says he lives off the coast of Canada... Manny would be the guy to ask about Canadian law. However, in America... a wedding ring is, as unromantic as it sounds, an offer to be married... the woman accepts and must offer her own consideration by marrying the guy... if she doesn't, regardless of the circumstances... the ring goes back to the guy.

When put legally, it doesn't sound all cream-puffy...

C-ditty
 
a gift is a gift is a gift..... anyway, if the relationship goes sour, you DON'T want that ring back. For what? You gonna wear it? Give it to your next girl?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
a gift is a gift is a gift..... anyway, if the relationship goes sour, you DON'T want that ring back. For what? You gonna wear it? Give it to your next girl?

Maybe he'll sell it and use the money to get a lobotomy..

C-ditty
 
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