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I bought her "The Ring"

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manson

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Well I bought an engagement ring yesterday for my girlfriend. I plan on surprising her on Christmas eve. I'm trying to come up with a romantic way to do this. I'm not looking to use sombodys idea, that would be lame. Just some suggestions that I could add to my own ideas...mabey
Ladies how would you like your man to propose to you?
 
DO NOT give the ring to her for Christmas. This is basic stuff.
If the engagement goes South, she can keep the ring since you gave it to her as a gift. Wait until New Year's Day, at least.
 
Insert it in your rectum.... wait for her to discover it there.
 
Leave it to AAP to suggest the gay route... :)

Listen... we can tell you 1000 ideas on how to do it... the truth is, if you want to do it right, you have to do it yourself... come up with the idea yourself... if I or someone else gives you some ideas, then you'd still be using ours...

Let your heart be your guide on this.

Now that I've been mushy... I can give you about a million reasons why you should SELL that rock and go to vegas and buy yourself some strippers... in the long run, you'll thank me.

Oh, and as a legal note, if you give her the ring on Christmas... it won't matter if things go sour... you are giving her the ring as a contract to get married.. if for any reason ANYONE breaks it off before you are married...you can get it back... the fact it is on Christmas is irrelevant... Trust me on this one. ;)

C-ditty
 
Take her to a very nice resturant after the holidays. Eat dinner and order ice cream for dessert. Give it to the waiter and have him stick it right on top of her ice cream in plain view.

Of course watch out for waiters working their last night there before quitting or if the waiter gives YOU the ring.... (email me his pic)
 
Citruscide said:
Oh, and as a legal note, if you give her the ring on Christmas... it won't matter if things go sour... you are giving her the ring as a contract to get married.. if for any reason ANYONE breaks it off before you are married...you can get it back... the fact it is on Christmas is irrelevant... Trust me on this one. ;)

C-ditty
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Actually, that varies according to individual state law.

He should take your advice to sell it and put the cash to better use.
 
Hangfire said:


Actually, that varies according to individual state law.

He should take your advice to sell it and put the cash to better use.
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The variation is subtile. But you could be correct, as his profile says he lives off the coast of Canada... Manny would be the guy to ask about Canadian law. However, in America... a wedding ring is, as unromantic as it sounds, an offer to be married... the woman accepts and must offer her own consideration by marrying the guy... if she doesn't, regardless of the circumstances... the ring goes back to the guy.

When put legally, it doesn't sound all cream-puffy...

C-ditty
 
a gift is a gift is a gift..... anyway, if the relationship goes sour, you DON'T want that ring back. For what? You gonna wear it? Give it to your next girl?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
a gift is a gift is a gift..... anyway, if the relationship goes sour, you DON'T want that ring back. For what? You gonna wear it? Give it to your next girl?
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Maybe he'll sell it and use the money to get a lobotomy..

C-ditty
 
I don't think you should do it on Christmas or Christmas Eve. That's boring and expected. I have so many friends who have been proposed to on Christmas. Do it a few days after, so she doesn't think it's gonna happen then. Especially if you two have been talking about getting married... Pencil it in for like December 29th. Make her squirm, Holidays are too typical.
 
$15K lol holy shit. buy her a nice package of crackers and then go get yourself a house or something.

that said, manson i have an idea for you that will probably all but guarantee her to say yes when you pop the question. take her out to eat to a really nice mexican restaurant. order some enchiladas and maybe some queso. while she's not looking, swallow the ring maybe with some refried beans to help get it down. then once you get home and y'all are relaxing together on the couch lookin at tv, say you're starting to feel kind of sick and then throw up all over her. the ring will be there in her lap and she'll melt. get yourself down on one knee, and you're golden like a shower.
 
...cook her dinner sometime between Christmas day nd nNew Years eve....have dessert - drink some wine by the fire and do it then.
 
Cornholio said:
...cook her dinner sometime between Christmas day nd nNew Years eve....have dessert - drink some wine by the fire and do it then.
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that is so fucking gay.





































like a straight man can cook or pick out a decent bottle of wine.
 
Cornholio said:
lol


You have NO clue......
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Dude if you saying you can, you better hush up. The rumors about you have been going around for some time.

And throwing Cheetos in the microwave with some Pop Tarts ain't cooking.

And if you think good wine is Kendall Jackson, Turning Leaf, Estancia or Black Opal... you really need some private tutoring.


And don't be PMing me asking for advice, you never return emails. So there.
 
for the 12th time - I responded about the email on YOUR thread that you posted...lol

Master of the obvious you are.


btw - I only chose wines that have a little spigot on the side....




BTW - know why the blond planted the Cheerios??

She thought they were doughnut seeds.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:

And if you think good wine is Kendall Jackson, Turning Leaf, Estancia or Black Opal... you really need some private tutoring.
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i suppose you frown on wild irish rose also?:p











j/k!




P.S. thanks for the christmas card........never have seen the wise men buggering a sheep before!!
 
Cornholio said:
for the 12th time - I responded about the email on YOUR thread that you posted...lol

Master of the obvious you are.


btw - I only chose wines that have a little spigot on the side....




BTW - know why the blond planted the Cheerios??

She thought they were doughnut seeds.
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post a link to your reply, I don't believe you.
 
I never saw that thread.

why aren't my initials capitalized?

So I should resend?

why aren't my initials capitalized?
 
Gemini_Man said:
What is the history of giving an engagement ring anyway? To me it just seems like more gold digging bullshit.
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How true. Very good point.
 
manson said:
Ladies how would you like your man to propose to you?
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2 Thick aren't you a guy? lol, you were the first to answer.

Manson,
Why don't you put the ring on your tiny hammer. Right before she is about to hook you up with a little deep throat (ala JR Carrington) she'll see the ring. Ask her and then blow your top. If one doesn't go well, the other will. :D
 
Had to bump this one back up. I was wondering about the history of engagement rings & found this site:

http://www.imadj.com/wed/wed-notepage-TRADITIONS.htm

Engagement Ring

As civilization changed the marriage by capture to the early business arrangement, an engagement ring was presented at the betrothal as a sign of commitment to the purchase of a bride. Diamonds recieved their romantic connotation in France when the mistress of King Charles VII of France began wearing diamonds that he had given to her. Hence the diamond engagement ring.

"Purchase of a bride"?!?! WTF?! Times obviously have changed for the better in that respect. So why do we have to still spend thousands on a stupid ass ring?
 
manson said:
Well I bought an engagement ring yesterday for my girlfriend. I plan on surprising her on Christmas eve. I'm trying to come up with a romantic way to do this. I'm not looking to use sombodys idea, that would be lame. Just some suggestions that I could add to my own ideas...mabey
Ladies how would you like your man to propose to you?
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FYI - I said 'yes'. The most perfect night of my life!! I have to say that some of the suggestions on here were 'creative' for lack of a better word, but hey - to each it's own. Manson was very creative - just perfect, and a little more 'tasteful' than some of the suggestions made for such an event. Placing it on his 'tiny hammer' or playing rectum hide & seek just wouldn't have the same effect for me.

And good thing exams kept me busy and away from reading this forum Manson!!! I'd have not been so surprised if so!
 
Themachine01 said:
what is the average to spend on a ring? I was thinking somewhere around $3000-3500.
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i bought an engagement ring fore my girl back home and paid $2400. to bad i havent givin it to her yet.
 
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