I am....

[Raina]

....the mean old bitch who calls the cops all the time when the neighbors have loud parties or there are a bunch of kids fucking around at the end of my street (I'm the last and only house on a dead end road) late at night. I call the nonemergency number and then sit there in the dark with the dogs (who both growl the whole time) and giggle with total glee when the cops show up.

I truly am the enemy of fun. Muhahaha.

 

[EnderJE]

raina = mean old spinster

 

[velvett]

You too?



too bad the nearest town cops are 45 minutes away

 

[EnderJE]

You too?



too bad the nearest town cops are 45 minutes away

vel = meaner older spinster

 

[Austin316]

dufus

 

[SoreArms]

what a party pooper

 

[hamstershaver]

thats why you are a mod

 

[bigcountry61]

Can u tell ur Avatar to move her hands ?

That aint very nice of u. I would egg ur house j/k

 

[Raina]

The funny thing is that all the other houses on my street are occupied by old retired couples. Then there's me...and I'm the one who calls the cops all the time. lol I bet nobody would assume it was me.

Last night was fun though. There was a pickup truck full of HS kids. 2 in the truck and a bunch in the bed of the truck. They were being noisy. They were so scared when the cops showed up. You could see them in the street lights and I just laughed and laughed.

 

[bigcountry61]

Raina u r evil... but very sexy

 

[biteme]

The funny thing is that all the other houses on my street are occupied by old retired couples. Then there's me...and I'm the one who calls the cops all the time. lol I bet nobody would assume it was me.

Last night was fun though. There was a pickup truck full of HS kids. 2 in the truck and a bunch in the bed of the truck. They were being noisy. They were so scared when the cops showed up. You could see them in the street lights and I just laughed and laughed.

LMAO

 

[ortiz34]

If they were bothering you at late hours of the night and your dogs were growling, I see nothing wrong with calling authorities.
Cutting into quiet snuggling time with the doggies is a no, no....

 

[nycgirl]

You too?

Same here. They have until midnight to cut it off, or I make a phone call.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You sound like the biatchs that moved in downstairs and put a sign up no laundry after 10 pm. Look here crapt lickers my room is directly above the laundry room if it has not bothered me in nearly 4 years how can it be bugging you in under a month. Please take that tasteless no men sign down from your window. ~End Rant~

 

[anthrax]

What' worse than a bitch?






A bitch who is aware and proud to be such a bitch

Do you know, ladies, that if you don't show us your tits to redeem your sins you'll rot in hell?

 

[velvett]

Same here. They have until midnight to cut it off, or I make a phone call.

JEEEEEEEEEEEZ

I used to live in an apt over a yoga studio and across from the local "last call" bar and about 75 feet from the town police station.

The yoga studio used to have their version of "open mic" night at 7am on Sat morning and on Fri night all the drunks would all gather at the bar and go out back for a smoke to catch up on gossip.

Ever notice how loud drunk people talk?
Add the echo quality of an alley for fun.

I used to sit on the terrace and call the police station and complain about the noise - EVERY 20 MINUTES - and finally they'd be like "we're taking care of it m'am" and I was like really - not from where I'm sitting.

I knew more about who was fucking whom and who's that baby's daddy really was....

Small towns are far more scary than the Big City.

 

[nycgirl]

Small towns are far more scary than the Big City.

OH, yes. I have some good stories. Thank god, my end of the building is pretty quiet.

I would be a little more patient if I lived in D.C. I used to live an avenue away from the A line (the portion that ran along the elevated tracks) and along a JFK flight path.

But, I live in the burbs now. I expect some peace.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i am the same way. my upstairs neighbors play their guitar on the amp untill like 3 in the am...my neighbors who have friends with systems in the car and they sit out front listening to the radio...i get so pissy because i got kids here that need to sleep.

 

[Raina]

There's a bar across the alley kitty corner from my house. I rarely call the cops about stuff that goes on over there but I love to watch the late night drama unfold.

The best was the guy who locked the keys in his gf's car. He was trying to open the door with a coat hanger and she was just screaming at him and being pissed. Finally she took the hanger away from him and started beating the shit out of him with the coat hanger while he ran around screaming. It was rather fantastic.

 

[rudeboyja]

Your just jealous because you used to the same shit a few years back. mean old hag..

 

[EnderJE]

Please take that tasteless no men sign down from your window. ~End Rant~

Is she scaring all the traffic away?

 

[stilleto]

thats why you are a mod

its a requirement to not like fun.

 

[jack sparrow]

Stilleto

 

[stilleto]

Stilleto

hi jack!

LOL!!!!!LOL!!L!LOL!O!O!LLLO!!!LO!!LLLLL
get it? HIJACK????

 

[Whiskey]

That was you that called the cops!?! I'm going to egg and t.p. your house now

Whiskey

 

[jack sparrow]

hi jack!

LOL!!!!!LOL!!L!LOL!O!O!LLLO!!!LO!!LLLLL
get it? HIJACK????

Took me awhile...but I got it

I'm a

 

[jack sparrow]

And Whiskey...you da MAN.

 

[biteme]

I am what I say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am.

Brilliant.

 

[Tytan]

E.O.F. in the house.....

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

People who call the cops on kids = losers.

99% of the time, it's not the disturbance. It's the presence of people with nothing to care about, living in the moment...it reminds you of what your lives are missing.

Adults who call cops on kids just because they are there....have no soul. You just wish you didn't have the routine concerns of your shitty monotonous lives.

A pox on all of you.

 

[swolenole]

People who call the cops on kids = losers.

99% of the time, it's not the disturbance. It's the presence of people with nothing to care about, living in the moment...it reminds you of what your lives are missing.

Adults who call cops on kids just because they are there....have no soul. You just wish you didn't have the routine concerns of your shitty monotonous lives.

A pox on all of you.

agreed 100%

 

[Delinquent]

People who call the cops on kids = losers.

99% of the time, it's not the disturbance. It's the presence of people with nothing to care about, living in the moment...it reminds you of what your lives are missing.

Adults who call cops on kids just because they are there....have no soul. You just wish you didn't have the routine concerns of your shitty monotonous lives.

A pox on all of you.

Exactly. Just because you're stuck up in your house with no life doesn't give you the right to ruin everyone else's night.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh youre not the Enemy Of Fun...youre the Killer Of Fun!!!

 

[Frisky]

i'de never call the cops on some fun ... i live across the street from what was a party house every damn night of the week. It didn't bother me until they started parking and tearing up my back yard. but again.. i didn't do much but walk over and ask them to please not park in my yard.

Well... a neighbor decided to call the cops on them one night and im guessing being im the closest to them they thought it was me and proceeded to throw rocks at all my windows in my shed.. breaking two of them. Now that REALLY pissed me off.

Im all for good fun, hell i was a kid once too, but don't disturb my property! I can drown out the sounds but i worked to damn hard for what i have for some highschool punk to destroy it.

 

[needtogetaas]

die thread die.

 

[pintoca]

I seem to remember this being a repost.

Raina, you did call the cops once on some weed-smoking kids, right?

that is a nasty trait you have there

 

[slat1]

I would like Raina to beat me with a coat hanger. That would be HOT!

 

[jenscats5]

People who call the cops on kids = losers.

99% of the time, it's not the disturbance. It's the presence of people with nothing to care about, living in the moment...it reminds you of what your lives are missing.

Adults who call cops on kids just because they are there....have no soul. You just wish you didn't have the routine concerns of your shitty monotonous lives.

A pox on all of you.

Ummmmmm, NO!

The kids in my "neighborhood" have this nasty habit of screaming curses at the top of their lungs (especially the girls) and starting fights in the middle of the street. They also hang out in groups at the corner or in the middle of the street. When a car tries to drive up the street, they surround the car & sometimes rock them.....I don't see any reason to 1) scream 2) curse that loud 3) disturb the free flow of traffic 4) act like complete assholes....

It's one thing to sit on your front porch chatting & quite another to act the way they do where I live.....And no, I never acted like that at their age....

 

[SoreArms]

I bet Raina and Jens keep the balls that kids hit in their yards.

 

[jenscats5]

I bet Raina and Jens keep the balls that kids hit in their yards.

I live in the city, thus I don't have a yard, per se.....and the kids around here don't play "ball" - they are more into vandalism....

 

[SoreArms]

I live in the city, thus I don't have a yard, per se.....and the kids around here don't play "ball" - they are more into vandalism....

that was just a sort of reference saying that you guys are the mean old ladies of the block and kids proabbly have witch stories about you.

 

[Nathan]

For some reason all I can think about is gorillas wearing sandals.

 

[jenscats5]

that was just a sort of reference saying that you guys are the mean old ladies of the block and kids proabbly have witch stories about you.

I don't give a shit......if they stopped acting like fucking animals then I wouldn't have to be such a "meanie".....

 

[SoreArms]

 

[fbodyguy02]

seeing people get busted by the cops is fun!...only when it's not myself of course.

 

[NJjuice22]

we should have a thread that lists the PWOE ( perfect women of elite) or the EEOF ( elites enemy of fun) attributes.


1. They enjoy a book with a glass of merlot for a fun filled friday/saturday night.
2. They all squat and deadlift 500+lbs.
*
*
15. THey call cops on kids having some fun.

 

[Frisky]

we should have a thread that lists the PWOE ( perfect women of elite) or the EEOF ( elites enemy of fun) attributes.


1. enjoys a book with a glass of chianti for a fun filled friday/saturday night.
2. squats and deadlifts 500+lbs.
*
*
15. Calls cops on kids having some fun.

I'd never make that book can we lower the standards?

 

[needtogetaas]

I seem to remember this being a repost.

Raina, you did call the cops once on some weed-smoking kids, right?

that is a nasty trait you have there

or was that ulcasterdropout.

 

[NJjuice22]

I seem to remember this being a repost.

Raina, you did call the cops once on some weed-smoking kids, right?

that is a nasty trait you have there

I think it was that dude who has a phobia of pitbulls. Fast Twitch FIber

 

[needtogetaas]

I think was that dude who has a phobia of pitbulls. Fast Twitch FIber

ya ya that right thats who it was youre right.

 

[Raina]

I don't care if kids have fun...as long as it's not in front of my house or in/near my yard/vehicle late at night. Fuck that. I live in a fun-free zone. Fun's only allowed indoors.

 

[ortiz34]

I don't care if kids have fun...as long as it's not in front of my house or in/near my yard/vehicle late at night. Fuck that. I live in a fun-free zone. Fun's only allowed indoors.

Elaborate on fun indoor activities

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

we should have a thread that lists the PWOE ( perfect women of elite) or the EEOF ( elites enemy of fun) attributes.


1. They enjoy a book with a glass of merlot for a fun filled friday/saturday night.
2. They all squat and deadlift 500+lbs.
*
*
15. THey call cops on kids having some fun.

um, you;ve never met any of them....

 

[traddum]

The funny thing is that all the other houses on my street are occupied by old retired couples. Then there's me...and I'm the one who calls the cops all the time. lol I bet nobody would assume it was me.

Last night was fun though. There was a pickup truck full of HS kids. 2 in the truck and a bunch in the bed of the truck. They were being noisy. They were so scared when the cops showed up. You could see them in the street lights and I just laughed and laughed.

damn thats cold blooded...were u making the hand gestures like mr. Burns on the simpsons? lol

 

[manny78]

....the mean old bitch who calls the cops all the time when the neighbors have loud parties or there are a bunch of kids fucking around at the end of my street (I'm the last and only house on a dead end road) late at night. I call the nonemergency number and then sit there in the dark with the dogs (who both growl the whole time) and giggle with total glee when the cops show up.

I truly am the enemy of fun. Muhahaha.

Stop pissing on people's Cheerios !!!

 

[Hiatussin]

I once escorted some guests from a fraternity in Germany to their hotel, we were all dressed formally and speaking German and most wore long overcoats. We came by some long haired unshaven drunk idiot public school psych students on our way there, and they started yelling at us and accusing us of being neo-fascists or whatever.

I called the police, explained the situation, and they showed up with two vans. I did not speak to the officers, I merely made a subtle hand gesture pointing to them as to say- those are the work-fearing obnoxious anarchist troublemakers right there-
They didn´t even ask any questions, these guys were plucked into the vans and driven off to the station.

That´s when I developed my ambition of being the leader of the world.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I once escorted some guests from a fraternity in Germany to their hotel, we were all dressed formally and speaking German and most wore long overcoats. We came by some long haired unshaven drunk idiot public school psych students on our way there, and they started yelling at us and accusing us of being neo-fascists or whatever.

That doesn't happen that much in the states.

 

[Sub-Zero]

....the mean old bitch who calls the cops all the time when the neighbors have loud parties or there are a bunch of kids fucking around at the end of my street (I'm the last and only house on a dead end road) late at night. I call the nonemergency number and then sit there in the dark with the dogs (who both growl the whole time) and giggle with total glee when the cops show up.

I truly am the enemy of fun. Muhahaha.

your also the enemy of fidelity

 

[Sub-Zero]

The funny thing is that all the other houses on my street are occupied by old retired couples. Then there's me...and I'm the one who calls the cops all the time. lol I bet nobody would assume it was me.

Last night was fun though. There was a pickup truck full of HS kids. 2 in the truck and a bunch in the bed of the truck. They were being noisy. They were so scared when the cops showed up. You could see them in the street lights and I just laughed and laughed.

ur gay.

 

[Sub-Zero]

What' worse than a bitch?






A bitch who is aware and proud to be such a bitch

Do you know, ladies, that if you don't show us your tits to redeem your sins you'll rot in hell?

i agree.

guys quit kissing her ass. she did a bitch move, i know none of you approve of her gay antics.

quit kissing ass, shes not gunan have sex with u just cause u laughed at her being a bitch

 

[MASTERDUTCH]

I love dogs, but my neighbors all let their dogs out at like 9:00 pm, and let them bark fo like an 1 hr until they get their fat buts off the couch and go open the door. It drives me nuts then again at like 12:00 am - then 5:00 am - The reason why is that my 3 yr old and 3 month old both wake up from it - and its not just 1 person its like 3 or 4 different houses.....jerk offs

 

[Sub-Zero]

People who call the cops on kids = losers.

99% of the time, it's not the disturbance. It's the presence of people with nothing to care about, living in the moment...it reminds you of what your lives are missing.

Adults who call cops on kids just because they are there....have no soul. You just wish you didn't have the routine concerns of your shitty monotonous lives.

A pox on all of you.

jesus christ, you posted something usefull.

i agree

 

[Sub-Zero]

I seem to remember this being a repost.

Raina, you did call the cops once on some weed-smoking kids, right?

that is a nasty trait you have there

no that was that other faggot, i wanan say fasttwitchfiber but im not sure i have the name right.

it was a guy though and then he tried to post on growing pot so he could frame them.

everyone jumped on his ass for it, but everyone was kissing raina's ass for this thread up untill matt said something.

its all cuz she shows her panties...just google search for panties and ull see hotter girls

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

no that was that other faggot, i wanan say fasttwitchfiber but im not sure i have the name right.

it was a guy though and then he tried to post on growing pot so he could frame them.

everyone jumped on his ass for it, but everyone was kissing raina's ass for this thread up untill matt said something.

its all cuz she shows her panties...just google search for panties and ull see hotter girls

You must spread some karma...blah blah

 

[superqt4u2nv]

There was previous tenants down stair that called the cops on us because there was a loud bang in our apartment. I shit you not. It was like 5 in the morning and the shelf my roommate had his power drill on gave out and drill feel. Both of us were sound asleep. Cops knocked on the door my roommate was sleeping on the couch they asked what the problem was. He was like wtf are you talking about? No ones is even awake in here. The same assnozles below us had multiple parties tell all hours that we never once called the cops on them. Also bitches would pack cars into our very limited parking area in the back. This is all together retard as there is a subway parking lot 2 minute walk from our freaking house.