I am very foggy today on how the rest of my life goes

[WoodyO]

Why is this japdick always so angry?

 

[wootoom]

Because he's a fucking valve turner.."hey bitch, get me a pipeline pressure"

 

[sexyMFer]

If you think that all she needs is your rod, then you're a mindless apathetic fool.

If you're relationship needs some work, your tiny prick isn't going to fix it, that's for damn sure. You gotta talk through it and figure out how you can both meet each other's needs and your own needs happily. And by needs, I don't mean your midget dink getting some action.

Real talk.

Marriage is added to your areas of expertise?

 

[wootoom]

Lilololololol

 

[PICK3]

Can I weld?

 

[wootoom]

I bet he's a pro at Butt Welding

 

[dabuffguy]

Marriage is added to your areas of expertise?

I said nothing about marriage.

All I said was that H1N1 faggot isn't going to fix his relationship problems with his undersized cawk, and if he thinks he is, he's a complete moron.

 

[sexyMFer]

 

[-SD-]

Im a beef curtain expert

 

[nangiggles]

Im a beef curtain expert

Just got a hankering for pastrami on rye