I am one VERY lucky asshole

[KillahBee]

I've driven drunk most my life. An INSANE amount of times (at least 2x a week for 3 years straight) and fully blacked out almost each time. I don't drink often and hardly ever get wrecked now and I try not to drive when boozing.

Last night I got really drunk and then drive back to White Plains from NYC. I hit a cab in the city. Smashed into him from behind. I was very, very drunk. There was a cop 30 yards from us. The cabbie wanted to call him over and kept walking towards him.

Thank God I am a decent negotiator, cause I threw him $300 and change and told him to shut his mouth, which he did.

I was <that> close to being arrested.

Fuck, I was scared, no doubt.

 

[samoth]

LOL, I see this thread going over real well with people here.

 

[Mr. dB]

Last night I got really drunk and then drive back to White Plains from NYC. I hit a cab in the city.

You're not in San Diego anymore?

 

[KillahBee]

You're not in San Diego anymore?

lol, nah I can't wait to get back. In nyc for a month for work.

 

[Smurfy]

I've driven drunk most my life. An INSANE amount of times (at least 2x a week for 3 years straight) and fully blacked out almost each time. I don't drink often and hardly ever get wrecked now and I try not to drive when boozing.

Last night I got really drunk and then drive back to White Plains from NYC. I hit a cab in the city. Smashed into him from behind. I was very, very drunk. There was a cop 30 yards from us. The cabbie wanted to call him over and kept walking towards him.

Thank God I am a decent negotiator, cause I threw him $300 and change and told him to shut his mouth, which he did.

I was <that> close to being arrested.

Fuck, I was scared, no doubt.

hey good job

 

[captainahole]

the question is "did you learn anything from this adventure?"

 

[Smurfy]

the question is "did you learn anything from this adventure?"

yeah he learned not to take the Cross Bronx Expwy when hes drunk

 

[KillahBee]

the question is "did you learn anything from this adventure?"

I would like to think so, yes. But only time will tell, ya know....

 

[all the whey]

How about if next time you take the cab when you are drinking instead of running into it.

 

[jh1]

Sweet. Mabies next time u'll smash a buggie with a baby in it.

Toss the parents a 1 spot so they don't tell and you'll be all set.