I am one VERY lucky asshole

[Smurfy]

I was stuck in traffic the other day and I was flipping through the radio channels and there was a blurb about this guy whos girlfriend was trying to wrestle the keys away from him telling him he was too drunk to drive. Needless to say he got the keys and drove off but not until he drove into his girlfriend breaking her leg and driving into a fence. He was arrested for assault and DWI.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/crime/ny-lidriv045358533sep04,0,6805447.story


And just six weeks ago...

A drunk woman drove over her boyfriend killing him.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-webdrag0723,0,1619056.story?coll=ny-top-headlines


But you know - it's like cool to drink and drive (as long as you don't get caught).

in hindsight, i should have just driven the car over my ex that night. would have meant a lot less bullshit to deal with over the years lol

 

[UA_Iron]

when you'll get popped you'll be like:

Fuck shoulda called a cab.

but getting popped 1/300 times is pretty good statistics.

Geico or progressive, just keep that in mind.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

The law in TX now is: you drink, you drive, YOU GO TO JAIL.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I was stuck in traffic the other day and I was flipping through the radio channels and there was a blurb about this guy whos girlfriend was trying to wrestle the keys away from him telling him he was too drunk to drive. Needless to say he got the keys and drove off but not until he drove into his girlfriend breaking her leg and driving into a fence. He was arrested for assault and DWI.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/crime/ny-lidriv045358533sep04,0,6805447.story


And just six weeks ago...

A drunk woman drove over her boyfriend killing him.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-webdrag0723,0,1619056.story?coll=ny-top-headlines


But you know - it's like cool to drink and drive (as long as you don't get caught).

I just thought of something very mean towards the drivers's behalves but won't say.

 

[all the whey]

The law in TX now is: you drink, you drive, YOU GO TO JAIL.

FUCK TX!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Seriously, we may not realize it yet, but that pic is fucking comic genius. Although it could be a little better with more violence.

 

[all the whey]

Seriously, we may not realize it yet, but that pic is fucking comic genius.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Lol if I were a chic my panties would be damp from laughing at this shit.

 

[Bikini Mod]

FUCK TX!

Hey... works for me. We just sit around at home and get shit-faced. We got pool, hottub, good eats and good licker... hehehehee

 

[UA_Iron]

Hey... works for me. We just sit around at home and get shit-faced. We got pool, hottub, good eats and good licker... hehehehee

nope, texas still sucks.