I am one VERY lucky asshole

[binö]

would never ever drink and drive in new jersey. you hit it on the nose...
those fuckin cops are the worst. all jerkoffs, nothing better to do and find any excuse to pull you over. the richer the town, the bigger dicks they are.
they're the reason i am so paranoid of cops.

in miami, the cops only give a shit when they have to meet their quota (i.e. on certain days). and there's usually at least 1 asshole on the road driving crazier/stupider than you are, and usually in a hoopty, so its easier to lay low

on the cop shows seems like s.fla has road blocks everywhere
no getting around that

 

[wootoom]

easy now tool belt, did i say that?
of course i would care.
but in rural country, as long as you drive on your side of the road and slow down for curves, it's not the accidents you have to fear...traffic is slim to none.
it's the state police that you fear.
either way i don't drink and drive...even a little

holy fuckin defensive. Tool belt? go fuck a horse dick nazi

 

[binö]

holy fuckin defensive. Tool belt? go fuck a horse dick nazi

you french canadian commie oil pumping fuck

 

[wootoom]

you french canadian commie oil pumping fuck

hahahahahahah u fucker dont call me french

 

[jh1]

hahahahahahah u fucker dont call me french

I'd be more offended by the candian part....

 

[wootoom]

I'd be more offended by the candian part....

good for you monkey boy

 

[binö]

I'd be more offended by the candian part....

if it was between alberta or missouri i'd take alberta

 

[jnevin]

Stilleto; honest question, asked without offense intended. If you're Asian (?) do you honestly believe your peripheral vision is as good as non-Asians?
Because of this genetic difference, plus generally speaking being shorter, those attributes makes it difficult for people with those charactoristics to see what's happening to their sides - hence the many near hits I've dodged through out my driving life. I had a close call on Friday afternoon by a little old Asian women - not because she was drunk, but because she just couldn't see me passing on her left.

Fahk dood, haven't you ever seen ninjas? Them bishes see everything.

 

[blueta2]

Normally I would take this opportunity to bash Killah, but the fact that he was honest about his drinking problem is honorable.
Back in 1978, my Mom was hit by a drunk driver and was almost killed. She was in the hosp for 2 weeks with serious injury.
I know many ppl who drink heavily and drive. I also used to drink a drive (was never dunk though), but that was when I was in a "bad place" in my life. I'm not proud of it, nor would I ever do it again.
Killah, maybe you need to figure out how to work on getting out of your "funk".
Killing yourself is the least of your worries, but killing another and having to live with that is a worse punishment.