i am *officially* retarded

[smallmovesal]

this is one of those "i couldn't do it again if i tried" things..

well i was in a rush to get some pics shot for a poster i was making... and i needed a white backdrop and figured the space on the wall beside my bed was suitable. well, i stood on my bed, took the pic, then went to "hop" off my bed.

well, lately i've been klutzy, hitting the bed frame and bruising my ankle, etc... and when i jumped i landed with one foot smacking the iron frame the box spring/mattress sits on right on the side/bottom of the foot just above the heel. FUCK THAT HURT.

it throbbed for hours and still hurts when i walk from the developing bruise. i'm icing as we speak.

i'm a numbnuts (if i had nuts)...

doh!

 

[big4life]

I would send you some good karma to make you
feel better, but you only want bad karma.

 

[K2_Exotech]

cut the foot off halfway up the calf.
I'm sure that the swelling will go down very quickly.

with your new prosthetic limb, i am quite sure that you will be less liable to collide accidentally with things. and the many times you still will, it will be less painful

good luck.

 

[GinNJuice]

If I've said it once.... I've said it a hundred times: 'Don't jump on the bed when you're smoking Crack'

 

[danielson]

paracetemol

 

[spector175]

prop your foot higher that your heart to reduce swelling.
hope you feel better

 

[supersizeme]

"smallmovesall has serial killers that are jealous of your negative karma"

hmm. what the fuck

 

[big4life]

"smallmovesall has serial killers that are jealous of your negative karma"

hmm. what the fuck

That's what I was wondering.

Are you that bad?

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

smalls.. you poor thing..

 

[smallmovesal]

bump for the idiot

 

[Taps]

Smoke some crack. It kills the pain.

Sorry to hear 'bout your foot. I'm still nursing a broken toe, so I know how you feel.

 

[68GT350]

So you're saying you don't have nuts?!

 

[J-DAM]

Why are you making a poster? That's the most intriguing thing in the whole post.

 

[smallmovesal]

for a design class

 

[68GT350]

You should redesign nuts. Make them more structurally rigid so they can take hits better. The slightest tap and I'm down.