I Am A Robot I Must Terminate You

[BrothaBill]

Hey gang, I think Ive screwed y'all over a few minutes ago, Im sorry to say I made a deal with the aliens, they put some sort of nanotechnology in me all for the advancement of the human racen, but I sorta mada a deal with the devil on particular issue, anyhoo
So Im in a motel right now in a beautiful HOT Portland on call, everyone is happy,,blah.....bl..
So I can see these aliens(no shit, real aliens, they are putting little technologies into me making me the most advanced and transcended person there is, its me. So here I am James, a Man, Anchored In Time, walking amongst you now.
So, well, I need your help, in order for me to get these super-human-nanotechnology implants to meld computer and flesh together, physics, chemistry, science,math, etc... I m
..its called a bluetooth and gprs and I can communicate without a wifi link with my air card and so I can be on the train with the system and be anywhere connnectected to the web with my bluetooth earpiece in my right ear(no more cellphone), just a clip etc, or what is it? no mo laptop? arggh? IPOD? I am a freaking robot on my bike and do on the train.

Video Camera in my backpack,IPOD,Pager, all in my bag and Im set.I go. I can video connect, ok, check, now make a video and post it on EF and send it to the aliens but I havent got it all worked out how to do it. I have 12hours to deliver them an internet
Hypothetical: if I wanted to videotape, transfer and then post up it up whats the best place to host it at? I could secretly videotape these clandestine alien "talks" Im having alot of technology transferred to me tonight

 

[perkele]

I like you but your posts should be shorter. One liners, I prefer.

 

[BrothaBill]

Im in a motel with all of my techno gear, I shoot it, pipe it to windows media, how can I give y'all a streamcast of the brothabill cam??
Thats all Im saying in my weird ass way

 

[perkele]

Im in a motel with all of my techno gear, I shoot it, pipe it to windows media, how can I give y'all a streamcast of the brothabill cam??
Thats all Im saying in my weird ass way

Thank you. K for U.

 

[BrothaBill]

Thank you. K for U.

lol, thats great
But I still dont know who to use to host my video that Im going to shoot to test out all of the thousands of dollars Ive spent lol. OK, Im walking out the door perk and videotaping something,, I can get it to my laptop i think but how do I host it on the web
Im going now

 

[chefbone]

lol, thats great
But I still dont know who to use to host my video that Im going to shoot to test out all of the thousands of dollars Ive spent lol. OK, Im walking out the door perk and videotaping something,, I can get it to my laptop i think but how do I host it on the web
Im going now

WTF???

 

[DieselGunz]

rapidshare?

 

[Mr. dB]

I thought you said you flushed all the "fun" stuff...

 

[Mr. dB]

PS: What's the bandwidth of the gprs thingy? Is it as fast as, or faster than, a typical dsl or cable connection?

 

[SoreArms]

domo arigato mr roboto

 

[Raptorex]

whats up Bill...good to see ya.

 

[Mavafanculo]

whats up Bill...good to see ya.

Part of being a brotherbill alter is not letting people know you're BB, so if you tell people you're BB, you arent BB. Wait... ..let me re-read that..... OK yeah thats it.

 

[BrothaBill]

Part of being a brotherbill alter is not letting people know you're BB, so if you tell people you're BB, you arent BB. Wait... ..let me re-read that..... OK yeah thats it.

Thats what Im saying, that if youre me and Im you, and were all one, then there's no need for fighting in the world or suffering. its about everyone helping their fellow man and this world work great, oh and uhhh, Im like out of gas, could you spare three dollars lol










FUCK EUGENE OR
Everyone keeps running out of gas down there

 

[Lestat]

lol @ the sci fi shit