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pdaddyII

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So the fiancé loves horses, grew up with them and showed them etc... I want to surprise her and buy her one for Xmas but I don't know shit about them. I have been put in contact with someone that is close and can take care of the horse for us as well as having an indoor riding ring. I don't want to get a cheapie but at the same time not looking for a quarter horse or a clydesdale. Do the sell these fugers on craigslist or eBay....wtf
 
do NOT buy her a horse! instead suprise her with the idea somehow (take her to a ranch and tell her to pick one, make a silly horse gift card or something) if u pick one she doent like u cant exactly return it.... the color, the breed, bloodlines sex, age all these factors are too important to wing it... imagine you always wanted a dog, a brown, male large breed and then someone gave u a white female poodle
 
nangiggles said:
do NOT buy her a horse! instead suprise her with the idea somehow (take her to a ranch and tell her to pick one, make a silly horse gift card or something) if u pick one she doent like u cant exactly return it.... the color, the breed, bloodlines sex, age all these factors are too important to wing it... imagine you always wanted a dog, a brown, male large breed and then someone gave u a white female poodle
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Oh you're right, I would never think to buy someone an animal without them meeting beforehand. She knows sooooooo much more than I do about horses anyways. I've actually been looking at Clydesdales and they aren't nearly as ridiculously expensive as I thought.
 
Look at me, i can afford a horse and a cheap o-ring...
 
nangiggles said:
do NOT buy her a horse! instead suprise her with the idea somehow (take her to a ranch and tell her to pick one, make a silly horse gift card or something) if u pick one she doent like u cant exactly return it.... the color, the breed, bloodlines sex, age all these factors are too important to wing it... imagine you always wanted a dog, a brown, male large breed and then someone gave u a white female poodle
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^^^^this^^^^
 
miplank said:
who gets the horse after the divorce?
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WTF?!

Horses aren't nearly as expensive as I thought. They range anywhere from 300.00->50k, we're only looking for one around 3-4K. I'm going to get an EQ script for it and jack the injects, fuck I'm smart...going to inject at 2150psi too
 
Lot more goes into owning a horse than just buying it...They get expensive.


If you stable it depending on your location it will probably run you 3-$6000 a year for that. Pry another $500-1000 a year on vet shit. Bedding will run you a couple hundo a year, and then you'll have tack and other misc gear. I didn't include feeding it, cuz most stables include that in the price.
 
miplank said:
Lot more goes into owning a horse than just buying it...They get expensive.


If you stable it depending on your location it will probably run you 3-$6000 a year for that. Pry another $500-1000 a year on vet shit. Bedding will run you a couple hundo a year, and then you'll have tack and other misc gear. I didn't include feeding it, cuz most stables include that in the price.
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Hmmm, I haven't acquired any prices yet but I was guessing around 350.00 a month for 'housing' it. I can see it being more though at the ones with indoor riding rings. It's all going to be worth it IMO because on Xmas we're going to tell my daughter that we got her a horse. She's going to lose it fo sho
 
pdaddyII said:
Hmmm, I haven't acquired any prices yet but I was guessing around 350.00 a month for 'housing' it. I can see it being more though at the ones with indoor riding rings. It's all going to be worth it IMO because on Xmas we're going to tell my daughter that we got her a horse. She's going to lose it fo sho
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so what i'm gathering here is you're being a cheap fuck and gifting the same horse to 2 people.....lol
 
lol...^^^

I was a little disappointed after reading the title of the thread and then coming in...was getting all excited! ;)
 
What Nan and Plank said. If you don't know anything about horses, for god's sake do not buy one for her! It's not a breathing car. It's like a 1,500 lb golden retriever that's stupid.

And realize that owning a horse is roughly like paying for a child living in it's own apartment. A child that takes 5+ pound shits and 2+ gallon pisses on the floor. A child that needs custom made shoes every three months. A child that can't go to the doctor, that you have to have a specialist come to see.

Oh, and if you think taking a dog for a walk twice a day is a drag, imagine needing to go attend to the needs of an animal that lives off site, EVERY DAY, no matter what the weather or how you feel.

You really like her, be smart, buy GF a nice horse sculpture or painting, seriously.

Oh, and y'all know how I got a seriously messed up back? At least a part of the reason is because of horses, i.e., a couple of bad falls while riding as a child (and, just like a motorcycle or bicycle, EVERYBODY falls, sooner or later).
 
When you get tired of a horse, can you just abandon it in a busy intersection like you would do to a dog?
 
WoodyO said:
When you get tired of a horse, can you just abandon it in a busy intersection like you would do to a dog?
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Sure, just make sure nobody sees you do it, otherwise you'll likely get sued for totaling someone's car. Ever see what a deer does to a car? Multiply by a power of 10. Worst part is, they're noisy when they're in pain. At least deer have the decency to suffer agony in silence!
 
musclemom said:
What Nan and Plank said. If you don't know anything about horses, for god's sake do not buy one for her! It's not a breathing car. It's like a 1,500 lb golden retriever that's stupid.

And realize that owning a horse is roughly like paying for a child living in it's own apartment. A child that takes 5+ pound shits and 2+ gallon pisses on the floor. A child that needs custom made shoes every three months. A child that can't go to the doctor, that you have to have a specialist come to see.

Oh, and if you think taking a dog for a walk twice a day is a drag, imagine needing to go attend to the needs of an animal that lives off site, EVERY DAY, no matter what the weather or how you feel.

You really like her, be smart, buy GF a nice horse sculpture or painting, seriously.

Oh, and y'all know how I got a seriously messed up back? At least a part of the reason is because of horses, i.e., a couple of bad falls while riding as a child (and, just like a motorcycle or bicycle, EVERYBODY falls, sooner or later).
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Jesus why the fuck are you always such a Debbie downer? I don't think you even read through this thread did you lollolol. I'm not going to pick the horse out without her, that would be idiotic. I'm a very firm believer that A pet should never be picked out for someone else.

We are paying for the horse to be taken care of so it can eat and shit all day for all I care. We just come whenever we want to ride it or slap it around or whatever. I'm pretty sure the vet stuff is taken care of too but is just tacked o to our tab.
 
pdaddyII said:
Jesus why the fuck are you always such a Debbie downer? I don't think you even read through this thread did you lollolol. I'm not going to pick the horse out without her, that would be idiotic. I'm a very firm believer that A pet should never be picked out for someone else.

We are paying for the horse to be taken care of so it can eat and shit all day for all I care. We just come whenever we want to ride it or slap it around or whatever. I'm pretty sure the vet stuff is taken care of too but is just tacked o to our tab.
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No, I didn't read the entire thread.

If you want to treat it that way, then why don't you just find a well managed stable you can go to regularly that rents out? If you're not going to be caring for the animal, and aren't going to be the ones riding it regularly it has the potential to be a bad scene. The rental horses, if you find the right stable, have a more chill temperament. There's plenty of places that do that, with the bonus that they'll have smaller animals for your daughter to learn on.

I'm a Debbie downer because we owned horses, a LOT of horses (18 at one point) from the time I was in 1st grade until I was in middle school.

I have a really cool knot in my lower quad muscle, it's shaped exactly like a horseshoe, because that's what the bitch who kicked me was wearing when she did it. She was a 15.5 hand 2,000 lb buckskin mare with a vicious temper. I was 10. My leg including my knee turned black. It was cool. Nearly as cool as the time the same horse reared up and fell over backwards with me on top of her. Good times.
 
pdaddyII said:
Oh you're right, I would never think to buy someone an animal without them meeting beforehand. She knows sooooooo much more than I do about horses anyways. I've actually been looking at Clydesdales and they aren't nearly as ridiculously expensive as I thought.
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a draft animal? you gonna pull a hay wagon with it?? :lmao:
 
pector said:
Get a donkey. 10000000 times better than a horse!
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Get a Goat then you'll both be happy. :p

Seriously, can't you buy a riding membership, eg. so many hours for $x.xx per year. Probably more $s if she's a serious rider, but then she can pick a different critter any time she likes.
 
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