How would you handle this Toilet Terrorist ?

[L.A.X]

There is a Toilet Terrorist that works at the company at the other end of the hallway here. This MF'er is a real piece of work.
We start our business day 1 hour before they do. However, this dick shows up down there 20 minutes early damn near EVERY DAY for the sole purpose of destroying the shared mens bathroom. That's right, dude gets to work early just so he can take a crap. WTF???

This, mind you, is not just any old average dumping. No sir! This fella' must be eating skunk fetises with a glass of toxic waste for breakfast. The smell eminating from the bathroom after this joker visits makes you borderline gag.

As a rule of thumb, I don't crap at work unless it's absolute necessity. Let alone, purposely leave the house 20 minutes early to sh*t at work.

The one time I was heading down the hall to take a leak. Just as I get to the door, it opens and this jerk is walking out with a kind of smart-assed smerk on his face. I was like "What the fukk is up with that?", untill I walked in the restroom to be consumed with horrid fumes.

To top it off, and this is the kicker. The guy must operate on the 'one flush' rule cause from time to time there will still be a remnant or two of fecal matter still lounging in the bowl, waiting to greet the next person in. OUTRAGE!!!

So, how would you deal with this jackass? I may start with defense plan A:
-Wait untill dude gets in there and starts his deposit. Then just simply open the door and shut the lights out on him, time after time after time.

YEAH, good luck wiping your ass in complete darkness Mother Fukker!!!!

 

[KAYNE]

.........OR YOU CAN JUST WHIP HIS ASS!!!

 

[Weapon X]

Put up a sign with his name on it, telling him to clean up after himself when he fouls the facilities.

 

[WarriorPL]

put clear plastic wrap around the bowl, trust me!
It looks just like the water so if he pisses on it, it sprays all over him, if he takes a crap... well you get it.

My friend did this to all the toilets in the boys bathroom in grammer school, 2 kids got piss on themselves, funny shit. haha


~WizKid

 

[satanic]

I could imagined.

 

[Weapon X]

WizKid, that's excellente!

 

[WarriorPL]

unscrew the things that hold the toilet seat and then what u do is wait for him to sit on it and then eventually slide....

Also, since you know that he comes 20 minutes before work, how about you beat him to it and do these things, also add come glue or shaving cream to the toilet seats.


~WizKid