How Was YOUR Weekend?

[havoc]

BUSH = ODOR.

Damn. I haven't seen that shit in a long time. My buddy had the same shit happen to him a few weeks ago. He didn't use your judgment though... he fucked her. Hell, I'm surprised he didn't eat her.

That would make me want to vomit.

My weekend was laxed. I hung out with my 5 year old daughter. We went to the park, fed the ducks, flew a kite, played hide and seek, colored. A few rips off the bong, I'll color with her for hours. We had a good weekend.

The only thing that sucked is the 18 year old I'm banging didn't make it over Saturday night. Ah well... makes me nervous when my daughter is there anyway... as she doesn't quite know I have one. Wednesday night will work out better anyway. I won't have to bury her head in the pillow.

This chic shaves... but has some serious lips... 18 and I can't even eat her. I feel your pain havoc.
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Cool man, so you spent time with your two favorite girls, your daughter and Mary Jane, sounds almost perfect. peace

 

[havoc]

Grasshoppper...you must learn to embrace the tuna!

Are you kidding? Have you embraced the seafood buffet at times? Say it isnt so!

 

[Drizzt]

Are you kidding? Have you embraced the seafood buffet at times? Say it isnt so!

Hey man I used to work with a guy that bragged out eating his girlfriend out while she was on the "rag" now if that won't make ya sick nothing will =).

Drizz

 

[OMEGA]

my weekend.

I told my boss he was a pole smoker, and quit.

My girlfreind took me to a play, that was funny as hell
then I bought her dinner, then we had some coffee,

made out in the coffee shop on accident.

then she took me to a bar and I had 3 bloody marys.

the place was full of women.....and shit man.....they were harrasing me........

something about a guy with a women that attract ALOT of other women.

my girlfreind basically got me drunk, while she did not even have a sip......and we started making out in the bar....
(which is totally not our style)

I would never do that under normal circumstances but it just seemed appropriate.....any way after I had to go to the bathroom and a girl followed me and proceeded to hit on me and grabbed my left but cheeck!!!!!

she was making a move, and I told her NO!

I am with my woman!

then I went o my womans house and I made her have one big one, and one little one........then I finished my self off

then I to awoke to find her using my morning glory as a tooth brush

yes!!! nice weekend

 

[supersizeme]

have you gotten rid of the stinky finger yet my uberhonkey? you didn't tell me you flew slickassbiatch's little sister into town.
i did fuck all this weekend. went out drinking friday night with a rather large crew. at 1:30am full of shots and 7&7s, i decided it was an absolutely brilliant idea to ask out the bartender because she had been smiling at me abnormally whenever i was up at the bar ordering. naturally she had a boyfriend. lovely. uneventful night other than that, got my ass handed to me in Galaga all night by my friend brandi. but she wasn't drinking and i was being a...gentlem...nah fuck it i just suck at the game honestly. saturday night i stayed in because it was freezing and no one wanted to get out.

i didn't realize there were still girls that didn't shave their twinkies. what is up with that. was she amish?

 

[WODIN]

Are you kidding? Have you embraced the seafood buffet at times? Say it isnt so!

Among the truley enlightened fish heads are just as delicious as a prime cut of steak. Aummmmm

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Peace!

 

[havoc]

have you gotten rid of the stinky finger yet my uberhonkey? you didn't tell me you flew slickassbiatch's little sister into town.
i did fuck all this weekend. went out drinking friday night with a rather large crew. at 1:30am full of shots and 7&7s, i decided it was an absolutely brilliant idea to ask out the bartender because she had been smiling at me abnormally whenever i was up at the bar ordering. naturally she had a boyfriend. lovely. uneventful night other than that, got my ass handed to me in Galaga all night by my friend brandi. but she wasn't drinking and i was being a...gentlem...nah fuck it i just suck at the game honestly. saturday night i stayed in because it was freezing and no one wanted to get out.

i didn't realize there were still girls that didn't shave their twinkies. what is up with that. was she amish?

No stinky finger, didnt even put my index in, she started rubbing her own shit, the smell began there, I was going to ask her what was up with her hair garden down there, but everything was going so nicely, I did not want to break the energy you said "naturally she had a boyfriend. lovely", that was funny dawg, been there. She wasnt amish, but she was blonde and 21, how could it stink like that?




OMEGA- you quit your job just like that, good for you, polesmoker huh? peace

 

[havoc]

Among the truley enlightened fish heads are just as delicious as a prime cut of steak. Aummmmm

See the wisdom of diving into the ocean of musky femanine goo pie!

Get the Book. Mutant Message From Down Under.

Peace!

No way! Your just a fooling me here partner!

 

[MrMuscle]

this weekend, like all other weekends i worked out, and watched a couple of movies. nothing big..maybe now that im out of a job i'll get a chick..they seem to like loosers like that.

hey havoc, can i have a job at your candlestore?

 

[havoc]

this weekend, like all other weekends i worked out, and watched a couple of movies. nothing big..maybe now that im out of a job i'll get a chick..they seem to like loosers like that.

hey havoc, can i have a job at your candlestore?

When I'm hiring I'll be sure to let you know first, I probably wont hire the 30 different 18 year old female seniors who inquire everyday before I would hire a guy in Norway, you're just lucky homes. peace