How Was YOUR Weekend?

[havoc]

Mine was solid to be honest, went slow, got many things accomplished, had a great chest day, only thing that got me down was to find that this 21 year old girl I met Saturday night had a foul ass smelling vagina, it did not make sense, her face pretty, her skin- so bouncy, so perky, her tits- so perfect, I asked her when she had them done, she says "they are real", I was astounded, it was true, I noticed immediately when her pants came off that she did not shave her cookie, I thought to myself "I havent seen that in a while", it was a bush for fucks sake, anyway I continued with the foreplay, kissing, rubbing, then all of a sudden I learned I did not have to go down there to see if she had a smell or not because I could smell the rising vapor, I mean something so young, so blonde, so cute, so 21 had a smell that I had not come across in a while, like 5 years and shit, it was a let down, I could not stick my sausage of love into that, the smell would of been all over my pubes and penile region, f that, I got a bj then bounced from the scene with the quickness and a feeling of loss, her box was so foul, but there was no referee.

 

[dballer]

Jesus have mercy... that was disgusting.

happens to the best of us...

Keep On Truckin'

 

[naturally anabolic]

kick ass weekend, saturday i had a great workout and sunday i had my first date in 20 years (im 20) and we're going out again tommarow night

 

[havoc]

kick ass weekend, saturday i had a great workout and sunday i had my first date in 20 years (im 20) and we're going out again tommarow night

First date huh? Well good job, and good luck on the next one. peace

 

[Drizzt]

Mine was solid to be honest, went slow, got many things accomplished, had a great chest day, only thing that got me down was to find that this 21 year old girl I met Saturday night had a foul ass smelling vagina, it did not make sense, her face pretty, her skin- so bouncy, so perky, her tits- so perfect, I asked her when she had them done, she says "they are real", I was astounded, it was true, I noticed immediately when her pants came off that she did not shave her cookie, I thought to myself "I havent seen that in a while", it was a bush for fucks sake, anyway I continued with the foreplay, kissing, rubbing, then all of a sudden I learned I did not have to go down there to see if she had a smell or not because I could smell the rising vapor, I mean something so young, so blonde, so cute, so 21 had a smell that I had not come across in a while, like 5 years and shit, it was a let down, I could not stick my sausage of love into that, the smell would of been all over my pubes and penile region, f that, I got a bj then bounced from the scene with the quickness and a feeling of loss, her box was so foul, but there was no referee.

That was a thing of beauty with a certain poetic feel. Heh to bad her shit smelled like a garbage can on a august afternoon better luck next time big guy.

Drizz

 

[OMEGA]

Jesus Christ Havoc!!!!!!

gives me chills just thinking about it

luckily my new found gilrfreind taste like candy.

I am seriuos!!!

 

[havoc]

Re: Re: How Was YOUR Weekend?

That was a thing of beauty with a certain poetic feel. Heh to bad her shit smelled like a garbage can on a august afternoon better luck next time big guy.

Drizz

Well, it came from the heart. peace

 

[Crazier]

BUSH = ODOR.

Damn. I haven't seen that shit in a long time. My buddy had the same shit happen to him a few weeks ago. He didn't use your judgment though... he fucked her. Hell, I'm surprised he didn't eat her.

That would make me want to vomit.

My weekend was laxed. I hung out with my 5 year old daughter. We went to the park, fed the ducks, flew a kite, played hide and seek, colored. A few rips off the bong, I'll color with her for hours. We had a good weekend.

The only thing that sucked is the 18 year old I'm banging didn't make it over Saturday night. Ah well... makes me nervous when my daughter is there anyway... as she doesn't quite know I have one. Wednesday night will work out better anyway. I won't have to bury her head in the pillow.

This chic shaves... but has some serious lips... 18 and I can't even eat her. I feel your pain havoc.
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[gotmilk]

Someone I knew got stabbed in a fight and died. 2 Months away from graduation.

This weekend sucked.

 

[WODIN]

Grasshoppper...you must learn to embrace the tuna!

 

[havoc]

BUSH = ODOR.

Damn. I haven't seen that shit in a long time. My buddy had the same shit happen to him a few weeks ago. He didn't use your judgment though... he fucked her. Hell, I'm surprised he didn't eat her.

That would make me want to vomit.

My weekend was laxed. I hung out with my 5 year old daughter. We went to the park, fed the ducks, flew a kite, played hide and seek, colored. A few rips off the bong, I'll color with her for hours. We had a good weekend.

The only thing that sucked is the 18 year old I'm banging didn't make it over Saturday night. Ah well... makes me nervous when my daughter is there anyway... as she doesn't quite know I have one. Wednesday night will work out better anyway. I won't have to bury her head in the pillow.

This chic shaves... but has some serious lips... 18 and I can't even eat her. I feel your pain havoc.
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Cool man, so you spent time with your two favorite girls, your daughter and Mary Jane, sounds almost perfect. peace

 

[havoc]

Grasshoppper...you must learn to embrace the tuna!

Are you kidding? Have you embraced the seafood buffet at times? Say it isnt so!

 

[Drizzt]

Are you kidding? Have you embraced the seafood buffet at times? Say it isnt so!

Hey man I used to work with a guy that bragged out eating his girlfriend out while she was on the "rag" now if that won't make ya sick nothing will =).

Drizz

 

[OMEGA]

my weekend.

I told my boss he was a pole smoker, and quit.

My girlfreind took me to a play, that was funny as hell
then I bought her dinner, then we had some coffee,

made out in the coffee shop on accident.

then she took me to a bar and I had 3 bloody marys.

the place was full of women.....and shit man.....they were harrasing me........

something about a guy with a women that attract ALOT of other women.

my girlfreind basically got me drunk, while she did not even have a sip......and we started making out in the bar....
(which is totally not our style)

I would never do that under normal circumstances but it just seemed appropriate.....any way after I had to go to the bathroom and a girl followed me and proceeded to hit on me and grabbed my left but cheeck!!!!!

she was making a move, and I told her NO!

I am with my woman!

then I went o my womans house and I made her have one big one, and one little one........then I finished my self off

then I to awoke to find her using my morning glory as a tooth brush

yes!!! nice weekend

 

[supersizeme]

have you gotten rid of the stinky finger yet my uberhonkey? you didn't tell me you flew slickassbiatch's little sister into town.
i did fuck all this weekend. went out drinking friday night with a rather large crew. at 1:30am full of shots and 7&7s, i decided it was an absolutely brilliant idea to ask out the bartender because she had been smiling at me abnormally whenever i was up at the bar ordering. naturally she had a boyfriend. lovely. uneventful night other than that, got my ass handed to me in Galaga all night by my friend brandi. but she wasn't drinking and i was being a...gentlem...nah fuck it i just suck at the game honestly. saturday night i stayed in because it was freezing and no one wanted to get out.

i didn't realize there were still girls that didn't shave their twinkies. what is up with that. was she amish?

 

[WODIN]

Are you kidding? Have you embraced the seafood buffet at times? Say it isnt so!

Among the truley enlightened fish heads are just as delicious as a prime cut of steak. Aummmmm

See the wisdom of diving into the ocean of musky femanine goo pie!

Get the Book. Mutant Message From Down Under.

Peace!

 

[havoc]

have you gotten rid of the stinky finger yet my uberhonkey? you didn't tell me you flew slickassbiatch's little sister into town.
i did fuck all this weekend. went out drinking friday night with a rather large crew. at 1:30am full of shots and 7&7s, i decided it was an absolutely brilliant idea to ask out the bartender because she had been smiling at me abnormally whenever i was up at the bar ordering. naturally she had a boyfriend. lovely. uneventful night other than that, got my ass handed to me in Galaga all night by my friend brandi. but she wasn't drinking and i was being a...gentlem...nah fuck it i just suck at the game honestly. saturday night i stayed in because it was freezing and no one wanted to get out.

i didn't realize there were still girls that didn't shave their twinkies. what is up with that. was she amish?

No stinky finger, didnt even put my index in, she started rubbing her own shit, the smell began there, I was going to ask her what was up with her hair garden down there, but everything was going so nicely, I did not want to break the energy you said "naturally she had a boyfriend. lovely", that was funny dawg, been there. She wasnt amish, but she was blonde and 21, how could it stink like that?




OMEGA- you quit your job just like that, good for you, polesmoker huh? peace

 

[havoc]

Among the truley enlightened fish heads are just as delicious as a prime cut of steak. Aummmmm

See the wisdom of diving into the ocean of musky femanine goo pie!

Get the Book. Mutant Message From Down Under.

Peace!

No way! Your just a fooling me here partner!

 

[MrMuscle]

this weekend, like all other weekends i worked out, and watched a couple of movies. nothing big..maybe now that im out of a job i'll get a chick..they seem to like loosers like that.

hey havoc, can i have a job at your candlestore?

 

[havoc]

this weekend, like all other weekends i worked out, and watched a couple of movies. nothing big..maybe now that im out of a job i'll get a chick..they seem to like loosers like that.

hey havoc, can i have a job at your candlestore?

When I'm hiring I'll be sure to let you know first, I probably wont hire the 30 different 18 year old female seniors who inquire everyday before I would hire a guy in Norway, you're just lucky homes. peace

 

[WODIN]

No way! Your just a fooling me here partner!

Check out the book.

 

[OMEGA]

OMEGA- you quit your job just like that, good for you, polesmoker huh? peace

you know what.....when an employer fires a person....they just tell you not to come in to work right???

no 2 weeks on our side of the fence.

so after he insulted me, and tried to talk down to me for petty as shit, I told do eat dick.

he was so flustered that he could not one up me, or use his employer power on me that I could tell he wanted to hit me or something.... snesing this I just stood there smiling after I told him to eat a dick then quitley waited as I stared him in the eyes then he did nothing...I then walked out slowly.

I have the utmost respect for good employers, but when bad employers try to assert themselves in ways that are not appropriate they deserve a lesson......we are workers .......part of a team...not slaves

 

[havoc]

you know what.....when an employer fires a person....they just tell you not to come in to work right???

no 2 weeks on our side of the fence.

so after he insulted me, and tried to talk down to me for petty as shit, I told do eat dick.

he was so flustered that he could not one up me, or use his employer power on me that I could tell he wanted to hit me or something.... snesing this I just stood there smiling after I told him to eat a dick then quitley waited as I stared him in the eyes then he did nothing...I then walked out slowly.

I have the utmost respect for good employers, but when bad employers try to assert themselves in ways that are not appropriate they deserve a lesson......we are workers .......part of a team...not slaves

Well, sorry you lost that job, but, that was pretty solid though. peace

 

[OMEGA]

Well, sorry you lost that job, but, that was pretty solid though. peace

hey thanks I already had a backup though

sorry about your "weekend" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

but hey at least you got a good chest workout!

 

[69Muscle]

Some young chicks don't know enough to really take care of themselves down there. I hate when I stumble across a chick like that. Most of them do have a bush, which for me is a turn off. I think it just goes hand in hand.

This weekend was great, Took naked pictures of my 19year old G/f (Nice Avatar eh?)

 

[Kahn]

Four days at the RenCen in Detroit working the ass of the lovley wife. Found a new sex toy, bought a thong(for her), and got some oils. She's doing herbs and added Maca and she's the beast I always knew she was. During the day when she was at the science lectures, I stood in front of the windows naked drinking beer 57 floors up. I had fun. Went to Greektown, rode the mugger mover and saw the science museum(don't go). Now,...back to work.........pisser.......

 

[Peyote Killa]

I had an overall kickass weekend. I was in a surf compition, and I got second place. It was awsome, my first one, and I won. On the other hand my friends truck was broken into, and my wallet was stolen, so that sucked. But they didn't get any of my money, so they got fucked, I would like to think that anyways.

Overall, great weekend.

Havoc and I already talked about his little experience, when I came into work this morning, we traded stories.

Peace out folks!

 

[WODIN]

I had an overall kickass weekend. I was in a smurf compition, and I got second place. It was awsome, my first one, and I won.

PK - You dressing up as anal love fest smurf again?

 

[Peyote Killa]

PK - You dressing up as anal love fest smurf again?

Actually, it was really cold this weekend, and the water was like 53 degress with the wind blowing north at 33 knots. So it was cold to say the least, and I was wearing a BLUE wetsuit(honestly). So, yeah I kinda looked like a smurf.
It was smurftastic!!!!

 

[dballer]

I had an overall kickass weekend. I was in a surf compition, and I got second place. It was awsome, my first one, and I won. On the other hand my friends truck was broken into, and my wallet was stolen, so that sucked. But they didn't get any of my money, so they got fucked, I would like to think that anyways.

Overall, great weekend.

Havoc and I already talked about his little experience, when I came into work this morning, we traded stories.

Peace out folks!

Did they steal your pager???

 

[Peyote Killa]

Did they steal your pager???

Hell yeah!!! Dem lille bitche ass crack feen mofos!!!
It's aaaight do, I gots my cousins brothers lille sisas cell phone wit me right now.
So hit dat shit, and Ill get back wit ya!!
Cool_Call Me!

 

[vixenbabe]

Hey douche bag.......Maybe you need to invent the portable , stanky , skank washer......

 

[Lady Viking]

It was shitty weekend, Grandma´s funeral

 

[Welsh power house]

Brilliant weekend. Good workouts all week, massive drinking session on the weekend.....made out with an amazing girl that i've had my eyes on 4 a while. Class weekend!

 

[strider364]

Worked 9 hours sat, 10 hours sunday. Loads of fun.

 

[Test boy]

Mine was solid to be honest, went slow, got many things accomplished, had a great chest day, only thing that got me down was to find that this 21 year old girl I met Saturday night had a foul ass smelling vagina, it did not make sense, her face pretty, her skin- so bouncy, so perky, her tits- so perfect, I asked her when she had them done, she says "they are real", I was astounded, it was true, I noticed immediately when her pants came off that she did not shave her cookie, I thought to myself "I havent seen that in a while", it was a bush for fucks sake, anyway I continued with the foreplay, kissing, rubbing, then all of a sudden I learned I did not have to go down there to see if she had a smell or not because I could smell the rising vapor, I mean something so young, so blonde, so cute, so 21 had a smell that I had not come across in a while, like 5 years and shit, it was a let down, I could not stick my sausage of love into that, the smell would of been all over my pubes and penile region, f that, I got a bj then bounced from the scene with the quickness and a feeling of loss, her box was so foul, but there was no referee.

Actually this phenomenon is not uncommon when one employs "professional services" south of the border.

J/K with you...what a dissapointment. I've actually thought about asking girls if they shave down there.

 

[havoc]

LOL @ Test boy. peace