Fists,
Okay I'm a Jerseyite and it's Big Blue all the way, but ... they've kinda been sucking lately. I used to watch them Sundays while doing cardio at the gym. I cheered like a lunatic, and cussed, too. The guys said: "That little girl sho' likes her football!"
My roomate in grad school was dating the official "towel boy" (he came from a long line of Giants towel boys; it's a big racket.) Anyway, on her birthday, the boyfriend/towel boy (now her husband) had PHIL SIMMS CALL HER! And they were in the playoffs that year!! (Her b-day is in January.)
She was like: "Thanks for calling, but don't you have more important things you should be doing right now???"
Okay, to the topic! It's not the actual $2 protein bar ... it's the gesture. All about the gesture, dammit!
"Be desireless" is from the movie The Tao of Steve. /I] It was about this guy with a beer gut that could have affected the tides. Really massively fat. But he got more women than he could handle by virtue of his game. He was the master. His credo: "Be desireless, be excellent, be gone."
That's all you need to know about picking up women. As a women listening to this, I found it skeevy and manipulative and a jerky thing to do. But I could also (grudgingly) see how it would be very, very effective.