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fistfullofsteel
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Darksong2k1 said:
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How to pick up a chick at the Gym?
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AGENT SHAGWELL
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This is what you do...where a shirt that says the following:
Name:.....
Occupation:.....
Major Goal In Life:.....
Favorite NFL Team:.....
Length of Mojo Maker:...
Then upon approval, which the female will node to designate if you have made the first cut. Then you proceed to you rip of you shirt to reveal the pecs, abs, turning to show back, ass, glutes, calves, and back around to show quads. After this little ballerina twirl, the female will give up the digits if you pass
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NOTE: No verbage from the male is needed (in fact some may be dissqualified if they do) in this phase one cut
Name:.....
Occupation:.....
Major Goal In Life:.....
Favorite NFL Team:.....
Length of Mojo Maker:...
Then upon approval, which the female will node to designate if you have made the first cut. Then you proceed to you rip of you shirt to reveal the pecs, abs, turning to show back, ass, glutes, calves, and back around to show quads. After this little ballerina twirl, the female will give up the digits if you pass
....NOTE: No verbage from the male is needed (in fact some may be dissqualified if they do) in this phase one cut
Hugh Gellatts
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"Funny thing is I have seen 150lbs dudes with some really hot chicks at the gym and makes me think that some guys have some mad game."
Sometimes these 150lb dudes with hot girlfriends have a severe inferiority complex though.
Early in the summer this scrawny ass dude would train with his hot blond girlfriend. He kept on yelling at this girl whenever she looked at me (I was very chemically assisted at that time). This soon got pretty funny (at least my training partner thought so). Every time I showed up he would grab her by the hand and drag her out of the gym. He also would yell very loudly to her stuff like "stop looking at that guy....give me 10 bucks of steroids and I'd be bigger" or my personal favorite "Is THAT (pointing at me) your fantasy!?!? Why don't you go over there right now and ask him to take off his shirt" at that point I was getting real fed up with his antics and made the motion of untucking my shirt. Of course he very quickly dragged her out of the gym, and that was the last time anyone ever saw them there.
I mean give me a fucking break, I really can't understand why this guy felt so threatened... I never spoke to his girl, and I for the most part do not even date white chicks (and thus was not gawking at her). You really can't take staring at someone in the gym too seriously... I mean what else are you going to do between sets, count the floor tiles?
Sometimes these 150lb dudes with hot girlfriends have a severe inferiority complex though.
Early in the summer this scrawny ass dude would train with his hot blond girlfriend. He kept on yelling at this girl whenever she looked at me (I was very chemically assisted at that time). This soon got pretty funny (at least my training partner thought so). Every time I showed up he would grab her by the hand and drag her out of the gym. He also would yell very loudly to her stuff like "stop looking at that guy....give me 10 bucks of steroids and I'd be bigger" or my personal favorite "Is THAT (pointing at me) your fantasy!?!? Why don't you go over there right now and ask him to take off his shirt" at that point I was getting real fed up with his antics and made the motion of untucking my shirt. Of course he very quickly dragged her out of the gym, and that was the last time anyone ever saw them there.
I mean give me a fucking break, I really can't understand why this guy felt so threatened... I never spoke to his girl, and I for the most part do not even date white chicks (and thus was not gawking at her). You really can't take staring at someone in the gym too seriously... I mean what else are you going to do between sets, count the floor tiles?
fistfullofsteel
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Note to self: Ignoring Shagwell doesn't work. She is very persistent.
Another Note to self: Don't express your honest opinion because angry women might unite and may attack you for bruising their sensitive egos or trying to shatter their ego centric illusions.
Another Note to self: Don't express your honest opinion because angry women might unite and may attack you for bruising their sensitive egos or trying to shatter their ego centric illusions.
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Frackal
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Wait until she is flat benching. Then walk up and straddle her, facing her face and the bar, pull your pants down, and sit on her stomach.
When she tries to sit up, slug her in the face.
Jack off and try to beat your old personal bests of how much you can land on her eyeball.
Or something similar.
When she tries to sit up, slug her in the face.
Jack off and try to beat your old personal bests of how much you can land on her eyeball.
Or something similar.
satanic goatslayer
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Frackal pretty much covered it, but I must add:
When she is using the cardio equipment, stroll up behind her with a 60 lb dumbbell and smack her in the back of the head with it.
Take her to the men's room and have your way with her.
Touche, picked up a woman at the gym.
When she is using the cardio equipment, stroll up behind her with a 60 lb dumbbell and smack her in the back of the head with it.
Take her to the men's room and have your way with her.
Touche, picked up a woman at the gym.
Why worry with picking up a woman in the gym? Well...wait...that's where I picked up my last girlfriend. And she was/is amazing. She said that she knew that she loved me from the first moment she ever saw me. She was riding with some friends down the road, stopped at a stoplight and saw me getting mentally ready...then doing a set of chins. Said that she knew that I was the one for her right then and there. A month later...I knew that she was the one for me when I saw her legs on the stepper
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