How to "fake" high blood pressure for a short amount of time

[BNG]

I already orgasm everday, trying to induce labor. Its not working!

Just ONE?!!!

We were busy quite a bit at the end but if your interested I'll tell you what we did last.

 

[miplank]

actually, not to be too graphic but im doing it myself to try and get some contractions going

I dont want to have SEX ewwwwwww

awesome!



maybe try it in the dumper

 

[chris302001]

but since that isn't possible, you can always give custody to the father and head for france.


thanks puddlemonkey for that lil gem

:0

 

[1500]

But since that isn't possible, you can always give custody to the father and head for France.


thanks puddlemonkey for that lil gem

Oh, you're gonna be in big trouble!!!!!

 

[cindylou]

Just ONE?!!!

We were busy quite a bit at the end but if your interested I'll tell you what we did last.

interested! lol

 

[musclemom]

actually, not to be too graphic but im doing it myself to try and get some contractions going

I dont want to have SEX ewwwwwww

Umm, well there's part of your problem. The reason the sex thing helps is because of the prostaglandins in the semen, they get absorbed through the vaginal walls in combination with orgasm.

Have sex Cindy. You won't be able to once you have the baby for a few weeks anyway.

 

[musclemom]

nooooooooo

What's your problem?!

I was at least a week over and my kid was 8 lb. 14 oz at birth. I don't remember it being that big of a deal. A lot of peeing, but other than that

Shit, you aren't even done cooking and you're bitching already!

 

[ortiz34]

My wife had high blood pressure the last week/weekish of her pregnancy

Baby ended up with a stroke

I'm beside myself and deeply disturbed you'd want to do such a thing

 

[1500]

My wife had high blood pressure the last week/weekish of her pregnancy

Baby ended up with a stroke

I'm beside myself and deeply disturbed you'd want to do such a thing

Shit bro!!! I'm sorry to hear that. Thats scary!

 

[cindylou]

Umm, well there's part of your problem. The reason the sex thing helps is because of the prostaglandins in the semen, they get absorbed through the vaginal walls in combination with orgasm.

Have sex Cindy. You won't be able to once you have the baby for a few weeks anyway.

Okay I'll try actual sex. Im bouncing on a birthing ball and drinking raspberry leaf tea and usisng EPO in more places than I wanna say. lol

I am mentally prepared for going until my due date, but Im not sure I can mentally handle going another two weeks after that. Im afraid that I will snap.