Who ever it is, their name won`t be Oedipus that`s for sure.
I told you... I don`t have anyone in mind yet. I`m not gonna go out looking for a woman only to have my wife say no. wtf? Then what would I tell this new girl? "Uhhh forget it." lol "Thanks anyway" lol
One thing at a time.
She just got home... Shit`s gonna hit the fan my friends... damn. I feel faint and like I have to vomit. I wish I never found EF. My life would be so much easier... Cook, clean..."yes maam" Cook, clean... "Yes maam" That was so easy and routine and SECURE! That`s important to me. Now I`m all fucking broken down from this whole thing... I might pass out soon.
Shit`s gonna hit the fan, we might not even make it to my parents house...damn. Mom`s a good arbitrator. Anyway, wish me luck.