How Often....

[H_T_]

is your kindness mistaken for affection/flirtation? you do something nice or selfless for someone and they take it as a signal? i have this happen a lot. helping women find a place to live or just giving them direction. and not to mention the women that are mentally ill. if you make the wrong statement to them, you could wind up with a serious stalker...i find the easiset way to avoid it is to fucking lie and say you're married.

 

[a creed]

5 times a week

 

[KillahBee]

It actually bothers me when I want to be nice to a female but know that it will a) be taken as flirting b) I will then be lumped in with the rest of the cheesy boring no game having Lestat type dudes that do the "nice" thing. Thus, the assholeness reigns supreme

 

[H_T_]

It actually bothers me when I want to be nice to a female but know that it will a) be taken as flirting b) I will then be lumped in with the rest of the cheesy boring no game having Lestat type dudes that do the "nice" thing. Thus, the assholeness reigns supreme

sometimes letting her get up off the ground herself is best. and the girls really like that i tell them where they can go. go figure.

 

[needtogetaas]

I try not to be to nice.

 

[H_T_]

I try not to be to nice.

if i am nice, it's like professional nice. like a nod and a pat on the back. nothing more.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

standard

 

[Smurfy]

being shy is way better.

 

[H_T_]

being shy is way better.

but then you find yourself packed in a 72' Ambassador on your way to a nude beach, to help you "come out of your shell." i will never try being shy again....

 

[the-short-one]

is your kindness mistaken for affection/flirtation? you do something nice or selfless for someone and they take it as a signal? i have this happen a lot. helping women find a place to live or just giving them direction. and not to mention the women that are mentally ill. if you make the wrong statement to them, you could wind up with a serious stalker...i find the easiset way to avoid it is to fucking lie and say you're married.

you know you want me.

 

[needtogetaas]

being shy is way better.

realy

 

[H_T_]

you know you want me.

i have never been nice to you. unless you count that time i sang....

 

[the-short-one]

i have never been nice to you. unless you count that time i sang....

that's why I now you want me. Like a school boy pulling a little girl's pigtails.


...with your dick in your hand, for me.

 

[H_T_]

that's why I now you want me. Like a school boy pulling a little girl's pigtails.


...with your dick in your hand, for me.

whoa! that's assault, sista! i mean i dig you and all, but i don't wanna wind up on some "special" list.

 

[the-short-one]

whoa! that's assault, sista! i mean i dig you and all, but i don't wanna wind up on some "special" list.

lol

I'm crushed. Excuse me, won't you? I need to go and get my meat cleaver and a few zip lock baggies.

 

[H_T_]

lol

I'm crushed. Excuse me, won't you? I need to go and get my meat cleaver and a few zip lock baggies.

for what? i just experienced rapid shrinkage....

 

[the-short-one]

:d

 

[heatherrae]

I guess this happens to everyone, at times.

 

[H_T_]

:d

what's that symbol mean? are you a free mason? is it a hieroglyph?

 

[the-short-one]

what's that symbol mean? are you a free mason? is it a hieroglyph?

I'm licking boogers out of my nose. that's 2 eyes and a tongue.

 

[needtogetaas]

I'm licking boogers out of my nose. that's 2 eyes and a tongue.

do you have a huge clit.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

is your kindness mistaken for affection/flirtation? you do something nice or selfless for someone and they take it as a signal? i have this happen a lot. helping women find a place to live or just giving them direction. and not to mention the women that are mentally ill. if you make the wrong statement to them, you could wind up with a serious stalker...i find the easiset way to avoid it is to fucking lie and say you're married.

I try to be an asshole in most cases, or at least pay little attention. It has its advantages and disadvantages. Mostly advantages.

 

[biteme]

is your kindness mistaken for affection/flirtation? you do something nice or selfless for someone and they take it as a signal? i have this happen a lot. helping women find a place to live or just giving them direction. and not to mention the women that are mentally ill. if you make the wrong statement to them, you could wind up with a serious stalker...i find the easiset way to avoid it is to fucking lie and say you're married.

 

[the-short-one]

do you have a huge clit.

it's ginormous

 

[gonelifting]

I make it a point not to flirt. I don't care how hot or not the chick is. I like them to second guess themselves when they leave, especially if they're the hottest thing on the planet.

 

[Gymgurl]

Men take being nice as wanting to have sex with them

 

[gonelifting]

Men take being nice as wanting to have sex with them

EXACTLY! That's why I said in my post right above yours. I NEVER want to be in that category.


Unless I'm online. I'm not that way in real life.

I would bang you.

 

[Gymgurl]

See Im not being nice to you anymore lol....but I'd bang ya too....lolol only online

 

[gonelifting]

See Im not being nice to you anymore lol....but I'd bang ya too....lolol only online

lol Yeah, if we met I'd be hiding in the corner. I'm the toughest guy ON THE INTERNET.

 

[H_T_]

Men take being nice as wanting to have sex with them

if a woman looks in my general direction, it can mean only one thing: she wants me to play with her dirty pillows.

 

[Gymgurl]

lookin right at ya baby

 

[Gymgurl]

Hey HT waht movie was that from..."dirty Pillows"

 

[H_T_]

lookin right at ya baby

i like to poke a girl in her boob and say "doorbell!" i also like to sing songs from the Carpenters and cry during lovemaking...

 

[needtogetaas]

lol Yeah, if we met I'd be hiding in the corner. I'm the toughest guy ON THE INTERNET.

get out,me to

 

[Gymgurl]

OH alright then...it has to be airsupply or I am not going to sleep with you

 

[H_T_]

i like to eat my ice cream super fast and get an ice cream headache and then scream telling the demons to get out of my head.