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How often do you spank the monkey?

How often do you masturbate?

  • Several times daily

    Votes: 141 29.6%

  • once daily

    Votes: 238 50.0%

  • once weekly

    Votes: 74 15.5%

  • once monthly

    Votes: 10 2.1%

  • never

    Votes: 13 2.7%
  • Total voters
    476
hmm....unfortunately i dont and its the only thing that stops me humpin' lamposts :bawling: :bawling:
 
usually once in the morning and once in the evening, but if I'm juiced up, and the test goggles are kickin, it's more like whenever anything with 2 legs and tits walks by...
 
I do it every day at minimum - and several times a day on weekends. I agree with the above post, regardless of how much sex you are getting, masturbation is much different!
 
I used to jerk off three times a day everyday. Now that I have sex everynight, the thought of jerking off never crosses my mind, unless she is away for a night.
 
Stroking

Crazy 1 is right. Hey, who knows you, like you? I find it's even better when I do it in front of my girl friend. She loves it too.
 
I like to get my boyfriend to do it in front of me, whilst I lick his balls and play with myself, after getting him hard with a good intense sucking, and then he comes all over my breasts. So, we do it as often as we can cause we can only have agressive wild sex once his parents are out (gotta control the volume you see . . . Imagine your mum yelling "are you up yet dear?" right in the middle of a good quickie . . ."
 
spank my monkey

At least 2 or 3 times a week+ making love to my wife as many times as I can during the week.
Sometimes, I will spank it before we make love---that really turns her on. After that I will do some serious pumping getting a nut or 2 and she will be completely satisfied too.....very healthy!!!!
Cheers
:D :D :D :D :D
 
I cant believe that someone actually answered with a "never" on the poll at the top of the page. He either doesnt have a hand or doesnt have a dick! LOL
 
I am a one-two a day man myself, on top of sex w/ girlfriend. I am like Crazy1, I also masterbate no matter how many times a week I get "laid". I still sneek in a quicky w/ myself hear and there just make things right. :D
 
everynite with my old lady , we like it when both of us are playing with are selfes and touching , kissing and watching each other ........ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh watch out , aaaaahhhhhhhhhh shit sorry babe ..:cool:
 
when i was a teen it was pleasure....but now its like business,,,its just something that has to be done daily...
 
2 to 3 times daily. Seems like I do it more now that the weather is warmer. I also use pics of Tina Lockwood to get me going. I'm 21 single and a bit frustrated. Jerking off keeps me from harming others. :D
 
I smAK that son of a bitch every day like 1-2 times! usally i do it with my girlfriend.. we both jerk off with eachother lol! i look at her pussy and and tits and thats all i need to get me going ~~~ ;)
 
EXCUSE ME~ BUT HOW IS IT DIFFERENT TO MASTURBATE THAN HAVE SEX??? :confused:

I AM CONFUSED HERE, I THOUGHT SEX WAS WAY BETTER THAN DOING IT YOURSELF, OBVIOUSLY THE MEN HJERE FEEL DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THIS... CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH???


I AM CURIOUS HERE TO KNOW ....:eek:
 
I dont have a monkey,but I do spank my kitten at least 2times a day, when on Anavar its non stop.........darn :D :devil:
 
Hey BigPhysicsBastard, what up with you. Hope its your monkey that's up:D
I just show my b/f how I like it............then I start groaning and moaning.............ahhhhhhhhhhh:angel:
Doesnt your girl tells you how:confused: :confused:
Usually I like watching porn while I spank my kitten, take a nice bubble bath with candles and then start rubbing my wet body with hot oil, feels so good.
I have all my toys assembled, just in case I need extra help:D then I touch muself .................:D :D :D in all the right spots.
Ok time to spank my kitten:p
 
do you think I have a problem if i rather jerk off than crank my girl?....and she is hot too! but i just like to think about other chicks:bawling. I spank my monkey so much I should be in jail for cruelty to animals .
 
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OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUCKING HOT TO HEAR NATGLUTES DESCRIBE THAT! I BETTER GET ONE IN BEFORE THE WIFE GETS HOME. SHE LIKES WHEN I STAND OVER HER AND RUB MYSELF WHILE SHE PLAYS WITH THE KITTEN.:kitty:
 
Seems like the older I get the more I do it. I find myself sneaking it in at some of the strangest times - especially if there's a chance I might get caught. That makes it all the much more fun. :) I couldn't honestly say how many times a day because it fluctuates and some days I don't even stroke it, while others I'll do it three times back to back. So I suppose that, all things considered, I would concur with whomever said they did it 1.5 times a day....
 
now on test ? if my gf in not home ? God knows how many times.......ehehehe ..... I'll make the count tomorrow lol
 
twice on a busy day (mornin and night)4-6 on a non busy day , usally everytime i see a pretty ass hoe with one of my fetishes . ( run to the nearest bathroom) got a gf too but cant c her that much
 
Wow. I probably could have done without reading this. I feel pretty inadequate after hearing of these sexploits. I am married and masterbate a few times a year - which is more than I did when I was single. Before I was married the only sexual release I had was for the most part wet dreams. (This story is probably getting old but...) I was super religious growing up and masterbating (as well as premarital sex) was "wrong" so I just did not do it.

My wife certainly does not want me to masterbate - but for example I did wednesday night when I had trouble sleeping and did not want to wake her (we have a young baby and she needs sleep when she can get it). I can't remember the last time I did it before that. I have been married more than a decade and we have sex 4 or 5 times a week average. This year I have been super busy so it is more challenging to get together. But last year if I had a week where I had sex 10-15 times in a week, then the next week I was only good to go maybe 3-4 times a week. The first year I was married we hit it on the average 11 times per week with a high of only 16 times per week. I have never been able to go more than 3 times per day. The fact that you guys can hit it 3 times day in and day out puts me to shame. I am 40 and would like to increase my statistics. Do you guys think it is mental? Plain old conditioning like any exercise? Do you think you can increase your ability to go more often?

Some of you guys sound like you are getting off around 30 times per week. I would be cumming blood if I tried that.
 
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maybe once a day, I have sex with my fiance' maybe 2-3 times a day. we keep track as a game because we did it so much we wanted to see what it added up to. We have our off days but it's usually 40-50 times monthly. With a record of 7 times in 1 day.

She's hot and I just can't get enough of her.
 
for Big burndaddy its all business,,, gettin older (33) so i feel its part of my daily routine,, you know like egge whites, protien, supps, cardio, excercizin the the fast twitch meat muscle, liftin, 1 gallon of water, punchin the clown again, takin a nap, eatin dinner, nailin the old lady, adn hittin the sack early...
 
A friend told me this when I was a kid, "There are three kinds of people in this world; People that jerk off, people that lie about it, and people that talk WAY the fuck to much about it. BUT EVERYONE DOES IT!"
 
I probably did it like 3 times this month, but when I'm not with a girl I average about 1.66666 times a day, usually once or twice on work days and 4-5 if I'm off from work :D
 
danielson said:
hmm....unfortunately i dont and its the only thing that stops me humpin' lamposts :bawling: :bawling:
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LOL!
I do it about once a day mostly, occasionally I skip a day. Do you think that with less masturbation, that when you finally do do it again that your load will blow farther?
 
I used to a lot. not so much anymore...
 
once a day and my nutz start smoking, i hold the hand speed record. Starting to get blisters from all the overtime. you gotta love yourself before someone else will.
If the dog eats all his dinner ille sometimes spank his monkey 2.
 
it depends; If I'm on a cycle and the test. is making me horny I can go 2-3 times a day; when off the cycle I have to remember to JO or I simply wouldn't do it; then, it would be once a week, simply to clear the pipes.....
 
I read somewhere, don't really recall where, that it's actually healthy (from a sexual standpoint) to bust a load (by any means necessay) once a day. Kinda like the old "apple a day" theory. So I guess this would be something like "A nut a day keeps premature ejaculation and ED away"
 
there should be an option for a few times a week...

either way i voted daily, as i do it more than once a week...
 
Unbreakable1 said:
I read somewhere, don't really recall where, that it's actually healthy (from a sexual standpoint) to bust a load (by any means necessay) once a day. Kinda like the old "apple a day" theory. So I guess this would be something like "A nut a day keeps premature ejaculation and ED away"
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thanks to my daily test gel, once a day is a must!!
 
couple times a day. depends on work and how many friends show up.... and wether any of those friends are going to be female

Whiskey
 
Whiskey said:
couple times a day. depends on work and how many friends show up.... and wether any of those friends are going to be female

Whiskey
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Do you only do performances when a particular quota of friends show up?
 
top2bottomdfw said:
I'm sorry for you; I'd be glad to lend you a hand.....lol
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man, I have to reply to my own post; 'bummer'....family is visiting for the easter vacation so there will be NO spanking of any monkey till they leave.....:( I guess I'm too noisy, or the porn on the TV scares the rest of the family... :rainbow:
 
anthony roberts said:
Christ! Once a day..I'm good for like 5...it's absurd...
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and the winner of the testosterone award goes to.....you rock, made my day - you spank it 5 times a day!?!?! now that's my kind of man.
 
I’m 57 so it just does not happen that often my wife will do it for me, so it is kind okay not as good as getting laid, but when you are tired, it is perfect,

that and real sex at least 5 times a week.

On test now, could drop to once every 2 weeks when I go off.
 
Rico said:
Be honest. This poll could end up in a magazine.
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in the last year i probably spanked it less than ten times, but since i've started my cycle a few months ago, it seems like several times a day.... this is my first cycle in over a year, but by no means my first cycle ever... i feel like a kid again, i didnt even spank it this much when i was a kid.
 
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