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How many MMA twits do we have on here?

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More importantly, you wanna fight?


I will choke the shit out of you with your own Affliction knock off shirt. You will be using that Tap Out beanie to hold the shattered pieces of your ego and "skillz" while crying for mommy.

My Muy Thai In Yo Eye will leave yo face in disgrace.
 
 
AAP said:
you wanna fight?
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I'd fight ya....but definately would think twice about

a) putting you in my guard
b) using a triangle choke
c) letting you take my back (not a good idea versus anyone...but even moreso in this situation) :worried:

Yup...I'd definately try to keep it standup.
 
AAP said:
More importantly, you wanna fight?


I will choke the shit out of you with your own Affliction knock off shirt. You will be using that Tap Out beanie to hold the shattered pieces of your ego and "skillz" while crying for mommy.

My Muy Thai In Yo Eye will leave yo face in disgrace.
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Any day bro. I like pompous fighters like yourself. I like to break their ego when they realise they've lost.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Any day bro. I like pompous fighters like yourself. I like to break their ego when they realise they've lost.
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oh shit! A Challenge!!!!
 
AAP said:
More importantly, you wanna fight?


I will choke the shit out of you with your own Affliction knock off shirt. You will be using that Tap Out beanie to hold the shattered pieces of your ego and "skillz" while crying for mommy.

My Muy Thai In Yo Eye will leave yo face in disgrace.
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I'm an MMA twit and proud of it. I find most of the guys who buy oodles of TAPOUT! and Affliction gear do not train in the combat sports, much like most of the guys you see wearing New England Patriots and NYC Giants jerseys do not play football. The truly tough and skilled tend to not need to hide behind insignias and logos in a vain attempt to fool the general public that they are 'badass'.
 
I'll fuckin, slide you down a rusty razor-bladeinto a pool of alcohol


I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin, cut your kneecaps offand make you kneel in some staircase piss


I'll fuckin cut your eyelids off and feed you nothing but sleeping pills
 
the_alcatraz said:
Any day bro. I like pompous fighters like yourself. I like to break their ego when they realise they've lost.
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You do realize of course, that you won't be able to use your rocket launcher in this fight.

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canadianhitman said:
I'd fight ya....but definately would think twice about

a) putting you in my guard
b) using a triangle choke
c) letting you take my back (not a good idea versus anyone...but even moreso in this situation) :worried:

Yup...I'd definately try to keep it standup.
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Rumor has it he likes to pull guard. What does that tell you?
 
Jacob Creutzfeldt said:
I'm an MMA twit and proud of it. I find most of the guys who buy oodles of TAPOUT! and Affliction gear do not train in the combat sports, much like most of the guys you see wearing New England Patriots and NYC Giants jerseys do not play football. The truly tough and skilled tend to not need to hide behind insignias and logos in a vain attempt to fool the general public that they are 'badass'.
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Agreed. I played Muay-Tai and full contact kickboxing for 11 years. I just switched into boxing because the Canadian champion challenegd me. So I'm training to wip his ass, perhaps next year. All those in Canada should come and watch :evil:

Most people at the gym can't throw a fuckin punch and you see them wearing the same tap-out hat that I'm wearing...it pisses me off....useless wannabes
 
AAP said:
You do realize of course, that you won't be able to use your rocket launcher in this fight.

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The only rockets I need are my fists...they're so fast they'll catch fire.
 
AAP said:
My fury will rain down upon your head

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dude! i'm not a woman! that's how Shi3a women dress.

1- I'm not a woman

2- I'm not shi3a...I'm sunni muslim...you wont see our women dress like super ninjas
 
the_alcatraz said:
I just switched into boxing because the Canadian champion challenegd me. So I'm training to wip his ass, perhaps next year. All those in Canada should come and watch :evil:
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I'd definately drive the 3hrs to Toronto to see that.
 
Mississauga bro...40 mins from Toronto downtown...It will probably be in Casino Rama though.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Agreed. I played Muay-Tai and full contact kickboxing for 11 years. I just switched into boxing because the Canadian champion challenegd me. So I'm training to wip his ass, perhaps next year. All those in Canada should come and watch :evil:

Most people at the gym can't throw a fuckin punch and you see them wearing the same tap-out hat that I'm wearing...it pisses me off....useless wannabes
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Unfortunately for the sport to grow, we need the wannabies. They help keep the gyms profitable when they show up then suddenly realize they can't just slap on submissions or throw strikes and the skill of the game is found in the setups and transitions that take time, pain, and effort to master, then drop out. They'll buy the bulk of the PPVs, memorabilia, and in turn boost fighter salaries.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Agreed. I played Muay-Tai and full contact kickboxing for 11 years. I just switched into boxing because the Canadian champion challenegd me. So I'm training to wip his ass, perhaps next year. All those in Canada should come and watch :evil:

Most people at the gym can't throw a fuckin punch and you see them wearing the same tap-out hat that I'm wearing...it pisses me off....useless wannabes
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Teh Canadian champ LOLs at ur fashion sense.

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Was wondering....are you going to the UFC in Montreal on the 19th?

I'm heading to the Bell Center with 3 buddies...we managed to get pretty good tickets.
 
canadianhitman said:
Ok, so that's a 4hr drive to Orillia for me...still worth it.
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I'll definately let you know bro.
 
Jacob Creutzfeldt said:
Unfortunately for the sport to grow, we need the wannabies. They help keep the gyms profitable when they show up then suddenly realize they can't just slap on submissions or throw strikes and the skill of the game is found in the setups and transitions that take time, pain, and effort to master, then drop out. They'll buy the bulk of the PPVs, memorabilia, and in turn boost fighter salaries.
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lol...yeh...they're MMA groupies.
 
canadianhitman said:
Was wondering....are you going to the UFC in Montreal on the 19th?

I'm heading to the Bell Center with 3 buddies...we managed to get pretty good tickets.
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All the fuckin tickets were sold out 45 secs after it was announced.
 
the_alcatraz said:
All the fuckin tickets were sold out 45 secs after it was announced.
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D'oh...you didn't use your head. Allow me to tell you how to score tickets the next time, because after selling over 21,000 tickets...they will definately come back soon.

Spend the 80 bucks U.S. and join Ultimate Fight Club next time....it allows you to buy tickets ahead of the general public. So if you're buying at least four tickets, you split the cost between yourself and your friends....it adds 20 bucks to the cost of each ticket...no big deal.

I was stupid...being a member of the club allowed me to buy up to 6 tickets, but I only bought the four I knew I needed. Should have bought the extra pair and scalped them...I could have made a LOT of money. Will be smarter next time.
 
canadianhitman said:
D'oh...you didn't use your head. Allow me to tell you how to score tickets the next time, because after selling over 21,000 tickets...they will definately come back soon.

Spend the 80 bucks U.S. and join Ultimate Fight Club next time....it allows you to buy tickets ahead of the general public. So if you're buying at least four tickets, you split the cost between yourself and your friends....it adds 20 bucks to the cost of each ticket...no big deal.

I was stupid...being a member of the club allowed me to buy up to 6 tickets, but I only bought the four I knew I needed. Should have bought the extra pair and scalped them...I could have made a LOT of money. Will be smarter next time.
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lol....nice!
 
Dude 2 of the Canadian champs are the world boxing champs also...Canada is pretty impressive when it comes to boxing.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Dude 2 of the Canadian champs are the world boxing champs also...Canada is pretty impressive when it comes to boxing.
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Yup...especially when you factor in the relatively low number of black people in Canada compared to the States.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Dude 2 of the Canadian champs are the world boxing champs also...Canada is pretty impressive when it comes to boxing.
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Here is second canadian champ

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canadianhitman said:
Yup...especially when you factor in the relatively low number of black people in Canada compared to the States.
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Canadian and world featherweight champion Steve Molitor. He's a buddy of mine. I train with him sometimes.

I forgot what the middleweight champ is called.
 
There are TWO middleweight Canadian champs:

Joachim Alcine, WBA light-middleweight champ

Lucian Bute, IBF super-middleweight champ
 
AAP said:
"BROKEN". That is what he is called. Cause he couldn't escape my headlock or armbar.


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lol...I love your pictures!!! :qt:
 
AAP said:
More importantly, you wanna fight?


I will choke the shit out of you with your own Affliction knock off shirt. You will be using that Tap Out beanie to hold the shattered pieces of your ego and "skillz" while crying for mommy.

My Muy Thai In Yo Eye will leave yo face in disgrace.
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lol
 
Pretty safe to assume it is the general consensus of the e-masses that AAP would whup that ass of any twit replying here.

I have devastated enough people with my figure four leglock to populate small countries.
 
AAP said:
Pretty safe to assume it is the general consensus of the e-masses that AAP would whup that ass of any twit replying here.

I have devastated enough people with my figure four leglock to populate small countries.
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You wont even make it to the ground to try those on me. I'd take you out with a 1-2-1 combo or a right hook to the head or a left uppercut to the rib. You wont even go past round one with me.
 
^^ said by someone that obviously has already taken too many punches to the head.
 
AAP said:
^^ said by someone that obviously has already taken too many punches to the head.
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Dude, I have an iron chin and you have a chandelier for a head. I would punch your lights out without hesitation.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Dude, I have an iron chin and you have a chandelier for a head. I would punch your lights out without hesitation.
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You been around Canadians too long. You better first work on defeating those super ninja women.
 
AAP said:
You been around Canadians too long.
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Average Canadian is tougher than average American...and don't you forget it.

We grow up playing hockey...we are grizzled fight veterans by the time we're twelve years old for the most part.
 
canadianhitman said:
Average Canadian is tougher than average American...and don't you forget it.

We grow up playing hockey...we are grizzled fight veterans by the time we're twelve years old for the most part.
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Agreed. I have Arab brute strength, and Canadian skillz and Pride. It's a deadly combination.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Agreed. I have Arab brute strength, and Canadian skillz and Pride. It's a deadly combination.
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As if.

I will certainly prepare you for a career in Audio Visiuals with my blazing speed, Herculean strength, ripply mussles and tactfully color coordinated shorts and shoes. I will dress in red and color coordinate your face too.
 
canadianhitman said:
we are grizzled fight veterans by the time we're twelve years old for the most part.
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Yeah, we have that down here too. We call it the Girl Scouts.
 
AAP said:
As if.

I will certainly prepare you for a career in Audio Visiuals with my blazing speed, Herculean strength, ripply mussles and tactfully color coordinated shorts and shoes. I will dress in red and color coordinate your face too.
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loolololololololololo


It wont last that long...you'll hit the asphalt before you can say those words.
 
AAP said:
Yeah, we have that down here too. We call it the Girl Scouts.
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We have people like you in Canada also. We call them Jet-Li-lookin-mo-fo's-wannabes
 
the_alcatraz said:
We have people like you in Canada also. We call them Jet-Li-lookin-mo-fo's-wannabes
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Jet Li's left knee > all of canada.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Winner fights kimbo slice
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lol...screw that! That's probably the only fighter I wouldnt step in the ring with!
 
the_alcatraz said:
I've seen all his fights before he got scouted. That guy is unhuman.
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I'm not doubting your skills, I just think that was a bold statement considering the talent out there.
 
resqguy said:
I'm not doubting your skills, I just think that was a bold statement considering the talent out there.
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i'm a fighter. Even if I was the worst fighter out there, I gotta sound like the best.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Even if I was the worst fighter out there,
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Being from Canada, you are in contention for that title sho' nuff.
 
AAP said:
Being from Canada, you are in contention for that title sho' nuff.
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Dude, Canadians are just better than everyone else out there. That's the truth.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Dude, Canadians are just better than everyone else out there. That's the truth.
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Only in using their moufs.

My left leg is named Butt, my right leg is named Hash. Once you huff that combo, just like the prison version of butthash you will pass out and when you come to, be tripping for days.
 
AAP said:
Only in using their moufs.

My left leg is named Butt, my right leg is named Hash. Once you huff that combo, just like the prison version of butthash you will pass out and when you come to, be tripping for days.
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You talk too much. Can you walk the walk?
 
canadianhitman said:
Wow...section 107, Row R selling for 1300 per ticket.

I have section 107, Row E :) My cost after factoring in Fight Club membership, admission.com fee, taxes, shipping for tickets ect is about 265 bucks.

Now I'm REALLY kicking myself for not buying an extra two tickets to scalp though. :mad:
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Could've probably bought them off of you :p
 
AAP said:
Yeah, we have that down here too. We call it the Girl Scouts.
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Now why doesn't it surprise me that you were in Girl Scouts? :rainbow:

I bet you owned that sewing merit badge...probably designed a strapless sequined evening gown while the other girls were struggling to stitch together a tacky T-shirt.
 
canadianhitman said:
Now why doesn't it surprise me that you were in Girl Scouts? :rainbow:

I bet you owned that sewing merit badge...probably designed a strapless sequined evening gown while the other girls were struggling to stitch together a tacky T-shirt.
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It scares me that you both know so much about what goes into being a girl scout :rainbow: :worried:
 
fistfullofsteel said:
I'll fuckin, slide you down a rusty razor-bladeinto a pool of alcohol


I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin, cut your kneecaps offand make you kneel in some staircase piss


I'll fuckin cut your eyelids off and feed you nothing but sleeping pills
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:worried: I thought this thread was about MAMa's. Nevermind... :sulk:
 
the_alcatraz said:
You talk too much. Can you walk the walk?
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I saw AAP drop some dude with a jab alone. The dude hit AAP with a shot that would have brought down the city walls, but AAP just stood there and said, "Did you just hit me." Then bam, the punk ass went down with a jab from AAP.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
I saw AAP drop some dude with a jab alone. The dude hit AAP with a shot that would have brought down the city walls, but AAP just stood there and said, "Did you just hit me." Then bam, the punk ass went down with a jab from AAP.
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Wow. I saw that movie too. What was it's name? Bullshit!!!!!!
 
the_alcatraz said:
Wow. I saw that movie too. What was it's name? Bullshit!!!!!!
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No, that's the title of the movie where you had the lead role. I also want to say, that dude deserved it. His outfit was totally 80's.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
No, that's the title of the movie where you had the lead role. I also want to say, that dude deserved it. His outfit was totally 80's.
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What dude?
 
fistfullofsteel said:
The dude AAP messed up. Stilleto was there too. You can ask her. I gave her the best sex of her life that night too.
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:rolleyes:
 
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