How I used to pick up chicks!

[andezzz999]

I've been married now for several years but back in the day, my friends found a sure fire way to score at a club. We had very good luck.

We would go to this club in LA which many of you ladies will know as Chipendales. You might say, why would you go to a male stripe tease please to pick up chicks.

Well here is how the night would go.... We would hit the bar by 9 pm and get good and liqured up, then at 11:00 pm when the show at Chipendales was over they opened up the club to guys and it was a regular dance club. Subsequently, most of the male (and mostly gay) dancers would leave to there preferred club and leave all the birthday girls, bachlorettes, and office girles alone and sad. That's when me and my crew arrived to save the day!

You didn't even have to put forth an effort. It was a 4 to 1 ratio in the first hour, the girls were already liqured up and they had been horned up real good. Any thing is possilble.

Good times, good times.......

 

[Friscochick]

LOL! Thats a good one!

 

[notoriousQQ]

Definitely a good strategy. Actually I have a friend who told me about this approach a few years ago. The surprising thing is this guy was the biggest pothead/drinker and I never heard one intelligent word come out of his mouth until after he commented that there was a male review at a bar, I told him that I didn't need to go see that, then he explained his rationale, much like above.

 

[andezzz999]

It's a game of odds... The better the lake is stocked the easier it is to catch the fish. I hate fishing, but I like fish!

 

[gonelifting]

ahhh The ratios... I remember them fondly. lol Never did that strip club thing but definately knew about it.

My friends and I would rate a club by the "ratios" of the night. here in Jersey if it was 2 to 1 it would be a good night. (2 guys for 1 girl) it sucked.

 

[TC2]

I've got one better than that.

Ever heard of Doe season??? Its where you hit the bars and clubs during Deer season and pick up all the married whores that cheat on their husbands while they ar away hunting.

Once you see this for yourself you lose all hope for a good marriage.

 

[The Terminator]

This thread makes my faith in people drop a notch, but andezzz's quote was great.