Personally when I go to pick up a date it goes like this.
When I spot her I waver her over to the car on the passenger side (my window doesn't roll down anymore). Tell her to hop on in and we are off, generally to whatever sleazy pay by the hour motel my meager paycheck can secure. I then like to drag her out of the car by her hair just to show the other punks how very tough I am and that if they don't show respect they'll be next. Usually if going up stairs I throw her over my shoulder so I can show off her goods to anyone behind us. Then usually after 5 to 10 seconds of foreplay (read tearing off clothes) I am ready to be serviced. When the "date" is over I leave the money on the nightstand and tell her to use the tip to call a cab to get her skeezy ass back to colfax for the late shift. I then return home for a comfortable night on the couch with take out chinese and video games.
Please note that this is complete satire as I don't date.
Cheers,
Scotsman