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Buddy_Christ
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pee standing up?
yeah, ok, insert joke here about me squatting to pee.
yeah, ok, insert joke here about me squatting to pee.
how do you learn to
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Buddy_Christ
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seriously though, i'm trying to teach my son. he doesn't quite seem to understand that you don't have to squeeze the life out of the lil thing to aim it. in the process of trying to pop the head off cause he was squeezeing so hard, he started to pee on the lid like it was a backboard, realized what he was doing, stopped the flow, then sat down and did his thing.
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jenscats5
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Since I don't have a winky, how can I answer this?? I can't, so I won't bother......
Buddy_Christ
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well yeah, i can understand that because of your gender, you really can't help out at all here Jen. i'm actually happy that you just told me that.
i know there's some dads on this board though, and maybe even some moms that have had to try to teach their sons how to do it right. i just feel bad for the little guy cause he's gotta be hurting his little guy. i can't imagine squeezing it the way he does
i know there's some dads on this board though, and maybe even some moms that have had to try to teach their sons how to do it right. i just feel bad for the little guy cause he's gotta be hurting his little guy. i can't imagine squeezing it the way he does
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jenscats5
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Little boys seem to do that a lot....pinch the thing hard....like they aren't used to it being there & it's gonna fall off or something.....
Buddy_Christ
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well, if we're out in the pool and he has to pee, i'll let him go on a tree (easier than drying him off and sending him inside). but he still squeezes the hell out of it, even though he's not really aiming.
i swear, it's gotta hurt. it makes ME hurt just watching. i've showin him many many times how we pee standing up. he's gotta get the aim down and lose the squeezing.
i swear, it's gotta hurt. it makes ME hurt just watching. i've showin him many many times how we pee standing up. he's gotta get the aim down and lose the squeezing.
Buddy_Christ
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besides stopping the flow, you should see the control this kid has....
back in January, we were sick of trying to coax him into using the toilet. we took ALL the diapers away and told him where to go. he did not piss for 18 hours. he held it through the night and into the next day. he was practically in tears, but refused to get on the toilet and go. i felt so bad for him, i gave him a bath in the late afternoon cause i knew he'd piss in the tub.
2 hours later, he wet his pants. he got in trouble.
2 hours later, he wet his pants again. got in trouble. then it was bed time.
the next day, woke up, didn't go. held it all day at daycare. came home, wet his pants.
it was later on that evening that he FINALLY figured out where to go.
about a week later he was comfortable doing an #2 on the toilet. when we removed the diapers, he did not crap for 4 days, then he got hit with the runs and we had to put a diaper on him til that cleared up.
the boy has some serious control, i'm impressed. he can handle the over 2 1/2 hour car ride down to my grandmother's w/out having to stop....and be drinking juice or water during the ride!
he'll be 4 in september. i'd be a proud daddy if he "peed like a man" by his 4th b-day
back in January, we were sick of trying to coax him into using the toilet. we took ALL the diapers away and told him where to go. he did not piss for 18 hours. he held it through the night and into the next day. he was practically in tears, but refused to get on the toilet and go. i felt so bad for him, i gave him a bath in the late afternoon cause i knew he'd piss in the tub.
2 hours later, he wet his pants. he got in trouble.
2 hours later, he wet his pants again. got in trouble. then it was bed time.
the next day, woke up, didn't go. held it all day at daycare. came home, wet his pants.
it was later on that evening that he FINALLY figured out where to go.
about a week later he was comfortable doing an #2 on the toilet. when we removed the diapers, he did not crap for 4 days, then he got hit with the runs and we had to put a diaper on him til that cleared up.
the boy has some serious control, i'm impressed. he can handle the over 2 1/2 hour car ride down to my grandmother's w/out having to stop....and be drinking juice or water during the ride!
he'll be 4 in september. i'd be a proud daddy if he "peed like a man" by his 4th b-day
heres th edeal, this may be REALLY uncomfortable fo ryou to do, and he may already be too old for it to work, but basically you gotta stand behind him and hold it for him and aim, so he kinda sees how hard you hold it and how you aim, and eventually hell be able to do it himself....maybe you can get cutiepie to do that for you if you dont wanna touchit bu tit shoudlnt be bad cause its your son for christ sakescrak600 said:well yeah, i can understand that because of your gender, you really can't help out at all here Jen. i'm actually happy that you just told me that.
i know there's some dads on this board though, and maybe even some moms that have had to try to teach their sons how to do it right. i just feel bad for the little guy cause he's gotta be hurting his little guy. i can't imagine squeezing it the way he does
Buddy_Christ
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bro, i'm not holding it for him. i've had to wash it, clean it with wet-wipes, and i still have to wipe his ass, but i am NOT holding it for him while he pees. i am secure in my masculinity, but that's just something i don't think any man should be doing.
Buddy_Christ
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dude, i'm NOT holding his dick for him you sick fuck.
does your mom still hold YOURS?!
does your mom still hold YOURS?!
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jenscats5
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He might need a TP sized tube till he grows into the paper towel roll tube.....
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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So, he does pee in the toilet but the problem is that he squeezes his penis to death?
As long as it doesn't bother him what's the problem?
When I worked with handicapped toddlers there was a little boy who would squeeze his penis to death but eventually as he matured he learned to just hold it to aim into the urinal or toilet instead of squeezing it to make urine come out. Perhaps your son, like this little boy, correlates squeezing it with the urine actually coming out.
As long as it doesn't bother him what's the problem?
When I worked with handicapped toddlers there was a little boy who would squeeze his penis to death but eventually as he matured he learned to just hold it to aim into the urinal or toilet instead of squeezing it to make urine come out. Perhaps your son, like this little boy, correlates squeezing it with the urine actually coming out.
Buddy_Christ
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the squeezing breaks up the stream and he sprays.
when he first started peeing while sitting down, it took about a week or two before he learned that he had to push it down or he'd piss all over the bathroom. so while he was learning to do that, i'd have to push it down for him, the whole time trying to get his hand in there as well. after the first few times, i'd grab his hand and use his hand to push it down. took him a little bit, but he got the hang of it.
looks like i'm going to have to hold his hand while he stands to pee....literally.
when he first started peeing while sitting down, it took about a week or two before he learned that he had to push it down or he'd piss all over the bathroom. so while he was learning to do that, i'd have to push it down for him, the whole time trying to get his hand in there as well. after the first few times, i'd grab his hand and use his hand to push it down. took him a little bit, but he got the hang of it.
looks like i'm going to have to hold his hand while he stands to pee....literally.
havnt you heard the sayingcrak600 said:
"i cant hold your dick for you anymore, youv gotta do this on your own"
where do you think it comes from douchebag...
why would my mom STILL(still implying that you accept that it is a normal method of teaching)hold my dick for me when im 16...your kid is 4,
Buddy_Christ
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SublimeZM said:
nice edit fucker...
Buddy_Christ
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who's alter are you that doesn't have the BALLS to post as themselves?
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jenscats5
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BBC said:
Oh boy......
I'm gonna sit back & watch this.....
Buddy_Christ
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the AVERAGE age for a child becoming toilet trained is 3. do some research next time before creating an alter and posting like an idiot.
Buddy_Christ
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bump for day crew. havn't heard the opinions of any fathers yet. that'd help out ya know.
I was told, "Son, one day you'll be able to write your name in the snow."
It must have worked. I don't show my bum-bum when I take a wee-wee and I can write my full name, in print and/or in cursive, with my pee.
Not to brag but I can also draw a great portrait of Odie and Garfield.
To which I will gladly show at the Vegas meet-up.
It must have worked. I don't show my bum-bum when I take a wee-wee and I can write my full name, in print and/or in cursive, with my pee.
Not to brag but I can also draw a great portrait of Odie and Garfield.
To which I will gladly show at the Vegas meet-up.
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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crak600 said:
And usually boys take longer than girls to be fully potty trained.
Y_lifter
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It's all about Target practice....
Make it fun for him..
Remove the carpet thingy from around the toilet if you have one because
you will probably have to Mop often for the first few times. They all usually miss.
Tear off a square of toilet paper and place it in the bowl floating flat on the water
Tell him to pee and to try to hit the paper.. You know, like a water gun.
Make the piece of TP smaller and smaller each time making it harder to hit..
Eventually you won't need to do this after 4-5 times..
Make it fun for him..
Remove the carpet thingy from around the toilet if you have one because
you will probably have to Mop often for the first few times. They all usually miss.
Tear off a square of toilet paper and place it in the bowl floating flat on the water
Tell him to pee and to try to hit the paper.. You know, like a water gun.
Make the piece of TP smaller and smaller each time making it harder to hit..
Eventually you won't need to do this after 4-5 times..
Buddy_Christ
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Y_Lifter said:
that sounds like so much fun, i'm gonna go take a piss mysef
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