how do i piss off FEMINISTS?

[GoldenDelicious]

Well at the Time I was like 19..


I had a Cocky thing Going on....

Not really but people said I came Off that way.

Whatever.

I Really cant hit chicks.

standard response to women who think its ok to act like men: hunnie if you want to talk like a man you better be able to fuckin fight like one

feminazis make me laugh, just say that you love femenists, theyre just like fat chicks - sexually useless, conversationally pointless, just big ol wastes of space whose only purpose is to make other chicks look better in a pickup environment

she'll crack it at that one, i guarantee it

 

[Devastation]

watch seasons 3 thru 11 of married with children

 

[H_T_]

tell `em they look pretty even when they don't...........
give `em a nice firm swat on the ass to reward a job well done.........
call them baby, honey, sweetie, sugar, anything but their real name and if they correct you and tell you their name, jus' laff and say "whatever".

 

[Sigmund Roid]

keep the toilet seat up

 

[fistfullofsteel]

why are those lesbian, nazi females so angry?

 

[Sigmund Roid]

because they cannot piss standing up, fistfullofsteel

 

[fistfullofsteel]

because they cannot piss standing up, fistfullofsteel

therefore if we came up with a device so they could piss standing up then they would not be so angry?

 

[Sigmund Roid]

In fact, there is a plastic piss tube that a woman can use to stand up pissing
A feminist I know was interested in buying it.

Most feminists are opportunity feminists, I mean that they are feminist when it is in their advantage. On the other hand, when their car breaks down, a man has to do the dirty work of course.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

In fact, there is a plastic piss tube that a woman can use to stand up pissing
A feminist I know was interested in buying it.

Most feminists are opportunity feminists, I mean that they are feminist when it is in their advantage. On the other hand, when their car breaks down, a man has to do the dirty work of course.

hypocrisy has no boundaries.

 

[evansteve]

ok gang gimme some tactical shit to use on some feminists i know. what behaveral traits set them off??

I love this thread already.