how do i piss off FEMINISTS?

[UA_Iron]

tell her you know why she has small feet - and then tell her its so she can stand closer to the stove/washing machine/dishwasher etc...

if she's not wearing a wrist watch be sure to point out that its a good idea she doesnt have one because there's one on all kitchen appliances nowadays.

 

[jenscats5]

Tell them that women's work is never done -- not that it can't be done, but that it just never gets done.... (implying that women are lazy & watching soap operas instead of doing housework)

Or tell this joke:
What do 500 abused women have in common?

They just won't listen!!

 

[-SD-]

Be self assured in your manliness, dont apologize for being a man and doing manly things. Feminists cant stand that.

 

[The Shadow]

Call em GALS

 

[Robert Jan]

Explain to her you've met many women who believe they have their own opinion, but upon further investigation it typically turns out they got it out of some mag or something.

You could question womens right to vote. That would certainly set them off. but you'd have to keep a completely straight face about it.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Ask em' out...

 

[Robert Jan]

You could ask her why most feminists are unattractive, and how this parallels with how most prude religious fanatics are

(- People who complain about sluts and promiscuity are usually the ones that couldn't indulge in it themselves if they wanted to and its all a form of jealousy. )

No truely hot woman is ever going to complain sincerely that men only care about women if they are hot.

 

[CFZB]

here you go.

http://www.ilovebacon.com/100203/feminists.jpg

 

[georgie24]

Be self assured in your manliness, dont apologize for being a man and doing manly things. Feminists cant stand that.

yea man your right thats what led me to believe they are feminsts..and as i knew them better i found out they are real feminists

 

[Robert Jan]

You could walk in on a meeting or group of feminists and yell:

"Hey which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to come and cook me a nice meal and give me a blowjob?"

Or simply refer to her as a "cum-catcher"