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how can i get shredded in 6 days!!!

NJjuice22

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haha..i wish...going to puerto rico and i still got this damn stubborn fat on my love handles..damn you Mc Donalds, damn you straight to hell.
 
dnp. of course it could kill ya too. might be worth the risk for some hot puerto rican island girls.
 
Haha, don't you just love the people who are now going to say, "you look pretty lean in your avatar... what's the problem." At absolutely amazes me how many peeps think that photographs change magically as you do over time, instead of staying how they look when you took them.

Sorry, I dobn't know any way to get shreded that fast. If you find out though let me in on the secret.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Haha, don't you just love the people who are now going to say, "you look pretty lean in your avatar... what's the problem." At absolutely amazes me how many peeps think that photographs change magically as you do over time, instead of staying how they look when you took them.

Sorry, I dobn't know any way to get shreded that fast. If you find out though let me in on the secret.


actually the pic is only a couple days old..but i feel the camera makes my stomach look alot better than it really is..when i look at it in the mirror i feel fat, but then again i got issues.
 
Just get you some low carb bread, low carb dressing, low carb ice cream, low carb vegies, low carb carbs, and some low carb milk and you should be set. The grocery stores are full of these items and they all promise amazing results. :rolleyes:


Oh yeah, I almost forgot, get some low carb pizza too.

;)
 
big4life said:
Just get you some low carb bread, low carb dressing, low carb ice cream, low carb vegies, low carb carbs, and some low carb milk and you should be set. The grocery stores are full of these items and they all promise amazing results. :rolleyes:


Oh yeah, I almost forgot, get some low carb pizza too.

;)

lol

don't forget the low carb doritoes....only 6 carbs for 2 chips :rolleyes:
 
get a 3/4 inch copper pipe, make the end into a point, Jab it in your fatty areas and have a friend suck out the delicious treats that lie within
 
ebola
 
They also make low-carb fruit juices now. Only 6 grams of carbs per serving instead of 12. You can get shreaded drinking a couple gallons of that every day.
 
NJjuice22 said:
best idea yet.

desperate times demand desperate measures bro...

i would give poye some k for "the delicious treats that lie within" if I had any left...
 
Razorguns said:
you look pretty lean in your avatar... what's the problem!....


im telling you , the camera lies i think, when i look down at my stomach i swear it doesnt look that lean, and i have some fat on my low back and love handles that is really bothering me.
 
big4life said:
Just get you some low carb bread, low carb dressing, low carb ice cream, low carb vegies, low carb carbs, and some low carb milk and you should be set. The grocery stores are full of these items and they all promise amazing results. :rolleyes:


Oh yeah, I almost forgot, get some low carb pizza too.

;)

They have low carb Doritos now too. They'll get your shredded.
 
I got a good idea:

When you are at the beach, hold up a sign that says "I'm shredded" and paint little lines of definition on you.

I'm sure that the hilarity of it will draw in the chicks like mad, since they will see that you have a good sense of humor.
 
I have to say that you look good in the pic so if that's what you look like I'd be watchin you prance around on the beach in your Speedo....
 
string_bean00 said:
LOL@"ass forum".



I'm wondering if you meant BTS or Anabolic...
I always laugh when I see posts with ASS instead of AAS. I guess it means "Anabolic Steroids n Sheeeiyit".
 
tiger88 said:
try a product called Xpel


natty dieritic


there was a post about it in the ass forum

it is otc btw


yea im actually on taraxatone which is basically the same crap, it takes too long to work well, like 10 days, i might go the hardcore route and take a lasix tab which will make you piss out 10lbs of water in one day. :evil:
 
jenscats5 said:
I have to say that you look good in the pic so if that's what you look like I'd be watchin you prance around on the beach in your Speedo....


speedo, no way, the attention i would get from my massive package would be insane, i dont need mobs of women begging to lotion me up.
 
NJjuice22 said:
haha..i wish...going to puerto rico and i still got this damn stubborn fat on my love handles..damn you Mc Donalds, damn you straight to hell.

i'd be more concerned about the gyno

damn you estrogen, damn you straight to hell
 
Addicted said:
i'd be more concerned about the gyno

damn you estrogen, damn you straight to hell


its the pic , i have no gyno ...dont hate little man. oh and btw, im not on any gear .
 
NJjuice22 said:
its the pic , i have no gyno ...dont hate little man. oh and btw, im not on any gear .

lol..never said you were on gear...just that your right nipple is winking at me.

you're complainig that your abs don't really look that good, it's the pic

now you're saying you really don't have gyno, it's the pic

so you really don't have good abs and you really don't have gyno...i'd get a new camera.
 
PoyeBoy said:
get a 3/4 inch copper pipe, make the end into a point, Jab it in your fatty areas and have a friend suck out the delicious treats that lie within


I remember seeing a news story where they were talking about people who had lipo done at home with home made devices. :worried: :insane:
 
lmao...njjuice 22 just gave me red karma

I'm sorry you whiney little bitch is this what you wanted to hear.

oh njjuice22, you don't need to cut up anymore, you look great just the way you are!! :qt:
 
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