how can i get shredded in 6 days!!!

[Becoming]

best idea yet.

desperate times demand desperate measures bro...

i would give poye some k for "the delicious treats that lie within" if I had any left...

 

[Paulo]

Inject some HGH into the problem areas?

 

[Razorguns]

you look pretty lean in your avatar... what's the problem!....

 

[NJjuice22]

you look pretty lean in your avatar... what's the problem!....

im telling you , the camera lies i think, when i look down at my stomach i swear it doesnt look that lean, and i have some fat on my low back and love handles that is really bothering me.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

just use makeup to draw definition on your body

 

[string_bean00]

Just get you some low carb bread, low carb dressing, low carb ice cream, low carb vegies, low carb carbs, and some low carb milk and you should be set. The grocery stores are full of these items and they all promise amazing results.


Oh yeah, I almost forgot, get some low carb pizza too.

They have low carb Doritos now too. They'll get your shredded.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Rage virus.

 

[NJjuice22]

just use makeup to draw definition on your body

damnit, if photoshop only worked in real life...

 

[fyxgel2]

I got a good idea:

When you are at the beach, hold up a sign that says "I'm shredded" and paint little lines of definition on you.

I'm sure that the hilarity of it will draw in the chicks like mad, since they will see that you have a good sense of humor.

 

[jackangel]

here are your best options:

http://www.elconstructor.nl/750jpeg/shredder.jpg

http://www.rasenmaeherzentrum.de/bilder/shredder.jpg

http://www.animezu.com/Anime/cels/pics/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Shredder/shredder01.jpg