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Okay you guys are going to die. I was getting ready to inject last night, I do this while sitting at my desk. You need to know that I have a rabbit that is 8 yrs old and almost like a cat (very friendly). He follows me everywhere around the house! So, anyway, right now is the bunny mating season and he is male. He often tries to fuck my leg but when he does this he grabs my pants with his teeth and bites down (yes, I kick him off, sometimes) hahaha,

So anyway, I was seated and ready to do a thigh inject with nothing on and the fucker jumps on my leg and bites me in the fucking calf. I dropped the dam dart and it lands on the rabbit and goes into his back. The fucker was running around with 500mg's of test like a tagged shark!

It was the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen.

BTW: he has not come near me in 2 days!

I am glad he could not push the plunger or he would probably have me bent over a chair right now!
 
Don`t Rabbits like to fuck a lot to begin with? I would`nt sleep tonight if I were you. With all that extra Test.... Watch out!!!
 
I saved the test, and yes, they like to fuck a lot. I wish my wife had half that little fuckers sex drive! :p He gets "locked down" when I go to bed!
 
8 yrs? he must be gettin around pretty good. The roommate has 5 of 'em.
 
stryker1992 said:
Okay you guys are going to die. I was getting ready to inject last night, I do this while sitting at my desk. You need to know that I have a rabbit that is 8 yrs old and almost like a cat (very friendly). He follows me everywhere around the house! So, anyway, right now is the bunny mating season and he is male. He often tries to fuck my leg but when he does this he grabs my pants with his teeth and bites down (yes, I kick him off, sometimes) hahaha,

So anyway, I was seated and ready to do a thigh inject with nothing on and the fucker jumps on my leg and bites me in the fucking calf. I dropped the dam dart and it lands on the rabbit and goes into his back. The fucker was running around with 500mg's of test like a tagged shark!

It was the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen.

BTW: he has not come near me in 2 days!

I am glad he could not push the plunger or he would probably have me bent over a chair right now!
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LOL
 
Holy shit is right!! Damn I'm sitting here in class at University of Phoenix and about fell out of my chair! That's the best part of class tonight! LMAO
 
BIGJAKE said:
bro that is fucking funny as hell i would have liked to see that.
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Yah, maybe I will give him 20 cc's of test a week and see what happens .

hahahahahaha
 
^ this is worth it. How about some k for this story. BTW: My rabbit is fine 2 months later! He just beat the shit out of my black lab though :worried:
 
you know it's funny. steroids are primarily made for ANIMALS.

i'd love to see what "animals" look like when injected with this stuff.

i bet 95% of steroids go into humans. I'd like to see that extra 5% and what they look like. I wonder if these animals go on PCT and wonder if they go into the mirror and pose and shit. They need their own magazine.
 
Yah man, this is an old post but it is mad fucking worth it. It is a true story and it was funny as a mofo, my habit and my rabbit!!!!

I lock myself in the bathroom now b/c I felt so dam bad.

Thanks for the green bro's anyone who hits me up will get some back monday!
I lost a shitload when the board chaged formats and never got it back! I was pissed but hey, WTF!
 
stryker1992 said:
Yah, maybe I will give him 20 cc's of test a week and see what happens .

hahahahahaha
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LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH this shit made my night. I hope hes ok, but if he is then, LMAO funny shit bro. i wonder how he would react if you gave him 20 cc's a week, you prob shouldnt considering hes 8 yrs old and part of your fam, but haaha a JACKED HORNY BUNNY, id love to see that shit ahaha. lata
-mdog
 
RADAR said:
Mark my word, a rabbit will win this years Mr. "O"


RADAR
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Hop, Hop, Hop..
"Mr Rabbit, most muscular please."
Hop, Hop, FLEX!
"Thank you Mr. Rabbit, go collect your carrot back stage"
...Hop, Hop, Hop - Coleman, you pussy!, Hop, Hop, Hop...

:)
 
I will tell you that this happened in the spring and I am not sure if it is coincidence or what but that mother fucker kept trying to fuck my leg. I would literally kick him away and he would coming running back and hop on.

Well, for now on I am going to test my shit on him and see if it is okay for me!!!


BTW: Anyone want to buy a rabbit that is eating 2ooo kcals per day??? Also, he keeps trying to drink my protein shakes! :supercool

I will be returning karma Monday!
 
The_first_athlete said:
I dont think he said the test made it in the little fuckers system tho.
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Man, I love him and all but I would have beat that fucker to death to get my test! No, he only got the dart, no juice!!! but there was some on the needle, he is small.

I took that shit out of him and wiped it with alcohol and shot up! Now I want carrots constantly, and the time for my 100 meter dash has really dropped!
 
funny..

but the bull testicle one is still my all time fav!
 
stryker1992 said:
I will be returning karma Monday!
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Any questions about why the poor horny bunny's thread is getting locked?
 
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