Holy Shit @ The Bar

[chefbone]

So I went to the bar with my cousin and Ol' Man. We're sittin' there watchin' the Ohio State Fuckeyes vs. The Texas Longhorns. After my first Chef Water and beer a woman I banged about 4 months ago walks in and sits at the bar, sportin' her ever so charming Buckeye clothing. Eh, I think to myself.
BTW, she's 41 yrs old and I'm 28. Good pussy, obviously

After about ten minutes, she sits down at the table beside us, Right next to my Dad.
WHOA (I think to myself)......... Easy there Princess.
Being that my Dad is an Ohio State fan, They started chattin' it up.
Shit like: Yeah.....go Troy, and woohoo interception.
I didn't bother tellin' him

5 minutes after she sits next to us, another chick I stuck it to walks in.
THIS CHICK WAS PREGNANT..................

He leaned over and asked if I knew her. I said.....Yep.

Another 10 minutes goes by......another chick I got head from in that parking lot walks in.

I finished my beer and got the fuck out of there....

 

[bran987]

aw there's gonna be a lil chefbone runnin' around in a few months

 

[courtneybcca]

oh ouch!! you must live in a small town...

 

[chefbone]

aw there's gonna be a lil chefbone runnin' around in a few months

I hope not. I'm trying to do the math now........It doesn't add up.....
But, I could be so, so....very.....wrong!!!!!!!

 

[chefbone]

oh ouch!! you must live in a small town...

Not really. I stick to what I know. I had to get out of there. I'll go to another hang out of mine very soon!!!

 

[KillzwithPillz]

jesus i hope the kid dosnt turn out to be a buckeye fan

 

[chefbone]

jesus i hope the kid dosnt turn out to be a buckeye fan

NO SHIT BRO.....
WAIT A SEC...I HOPE THE KID ISN'T MINE!!!!!!!

 

[bran987]

NO SHIT BRO.....
WAIT A SEC...I HOPE THE KID ISN'T MINE!!!!!!!

dude, you definitely need to get lubed out of your mind tonight to get your mind off of that

10 chef waters and 10 beers STAT

 

[KillzwithPillz]

NO SHIT BRO.....
WAIT A SEC...I HOPE THE KID ISN'T MINE!!!!!!!

thats it im gona drink a beer for ya in hopes that it isnt, whew

 

[pdaddy]

So I went to the bar with my cousin and Ol' Man. We're sittin' there watchin' the Ohio State Fuckeyes vs. The Texas Longhorns. After my first Chef Water and beer a woman I banged about 4 months ago walks in and sits at the bar, sportin' her ever so charming Buckeye clothing. Eh, I think to myself.
BTW, she's 41 yrs old and I'm 28. Good pussy, obviously

After about ten minutes, she sits down at the table beside us, Right next to my Dad.
WHOA (I think to myself)......... Easy there Princess.
Being that my Dad is an Ohio State fan, They started chattin' it up.
Shit like: Yeah.....go Troy, and woohoo interception.
I didn't bother tellin' him

5 minutes after she sits next to us, another chick I stuck it to walks in.
THIS CHICK WAS PREGNANT..................

He leaned over and asked if I knew her. I said.....Yep.

Another 10 minutes goes by......another chick I got head from in that parking lot walks in.

I finished my beer and got the fuck out of there....

Where were you at?

 

[chefbone]

dude, you definitely need to get lubed out of your mind tonight to get your mind off of that

10 chef waters and 10 beers STAT

I'm leaving in three minutes!!!

 

[chefbone]

Where were you at?

Pat & Dandy's on Laskey and Secor!!

 

[awittyusername]

Pat & Dandy's on Laskey and Secor!!

cool.

Where are you going now?

 

[chefbone]

cool.

Where are you going now?

This little corner bar by my house...It's called Bestwood....
AND NO.....IT"S NOT A GAY BAR!!!!!!!!

 

[bran987]

lolol... best woood

 

[chefbone]

lolol... best woood

It's not geigh you BASTARD!!!!!!

 

[awittyusername]

lolol... best woood

Thats the nick name the Iron Angels gave me

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

hasn't your dad given you the "talk" yet?

 

[ziggyziggy]

Here's a glass of scotch that the kid isn't yours.

Zig

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

btw..........the "talk" that I got to from my dad went like this: "Just tell the girls you got a big hairy dick. The biggest thing that attracted me to your mother was when I went to her house for the first time she was sitting on the driveway and there was a pussy hair hanging out of her shorts. Well here it is 15 years later and I got you damn kids, up to my ass in debt and your mother makes me sick. Have a fun time at the movies."