holy shit that was weird.....

[miplank]

So i'm sitting at my desk working on my computer and I hear someone come into my office. So I look up to great them (he is way at the other end of the office) He starts talking about how he needs my mechanic to look at his car. So as he gets closer to my desk I notice he doesn't have an eye. His eye lid is open and you can just see right into his head. All pink and shiney.



Gave me the heebie geebies.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

So i'm sitting at my desk working on my computer and I hear someone come into my office. So I look up to great them (he is way at the other end of the office) He starts talking about how he needs my mechanic to look at his car. So as he gets closer to my desk I notice he doesn't have an eye. His eye lid is open and you can just see right into his head. All pink and shiney.



Gave me the heebie geebies.

Are you god? or do u mean greet?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you tongue it?

 

[miplank]

Are you god? or do u mean greet?

ooops...meant greet.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

ok, now i'm done with my chicken wings.

That is gross!

 

[princesa]

omgg...that would freak me out too

 

[puddlemonkey]

omgg...that would freak me out too

I have both eyeballs

 

[needtogetaas]

skull fuck his ass bro.

 

[princesa]

I have both eyeballs

I need to check for myself, thanx

 

[shogun7]

skull fuck his ass bro.

I'm curious to ask you how many fetishes you run the gamut on bro.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I need to check for myself, thanx

With your fingers or tongue?




Seriously though, I had a g/f ask if she could lick my eyeball. I said, "excuse me, what?", and she goes, "I want to lick your eyeball". I gave her a blank stare. To this day I still don't know if she was serious or not cause she was weird to start with.

 

[hurricane]

no glass eye?

 

[needtogetaas]

I'm curious to ask you how many fetishes you run the gamut on bro.

Meh

 

[ortiz34]

skull fuck his ass bro.

Decapitate him , and then stick his skull in his bum bum?

 

[miplank]

no glass eye?

nope...just a hole

 

[puddlemonkey]

nope...just a hole

Grab the lube!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Is that safe? Shouldn't he wear an eye patch or something? Can't germs get in there?

 

[stilleto]

yeah, but what was wrong with his car???

 

[chris302001]

nope...just a hole

Maybe it fell out......one of my buddies in high school had a glass eye.

Right before wrestling matches he'd make sure his opponent could see him, and he's pop it out put it in his mouth, and then pop it back in.....it was pretty gross...

 

[miplank]

yeah, but what was wrong with his car???

I dunno...he didn't buy it from us. Something like the door wouldn't unlock.


Probably just an actuator.

 

[lartinos]

Orbital sex is quite good