Holy cow I laughed at this woman's grammar faux pas...

[heatherrae]

I'm looking for stuff for the baby's room and reading online reviews. This ladies review, in part said:

The directions are unclear like with most (if not all) self-assemble furniture so there was no surprise there. It took me about an hour to an hour and fifteen minutes to put it all together by myself and I am 33 weeks pregnant, thanks to my husband's power drill.


That had to hurt!

 

[Nathan]

It's not the most efficient way to get the job done but in a pinch it might do the trick.

 

[heatherrae]

It's not the most efficient way to get the job done but in a pinch it might do the trick.

That is one hell of an attachment he has for the drill...lol.

 

[nimbus]

hm, i usually use a needle to poke holes in my condoms - but to each his own

 

[Nathan]

That is one hell of an attachment he has for the drill...lol.

I just figured he blew his load on a regular drill bit, shoved that bad boy up in her cooter, yada yada, and then she healed up alright before the baby was born.

 

[the_clockwork]

I love getting girls pregnant

 

[heatherrae]

I just figured he blew his load on a regular drill bit, shoved that bad boy up in her cooter, yada yada, and then she healed up alright before the baby was born.

lots of superflous action in that scenario, but yeah.

 

[heatherrae]

I love getting girls pregnant

Me too!

 

[Nathan]

lots of superflous action in that scenario, but yeah.

Take that back. There is nothing superfluous about the way I make love to a woman. Or a common household appliance, for that matter.

 

[heatherrae]

Take that back. There is nothing superfluous about the way I make love to a woman. Or a common household appliance, for that matter.

Okay, I take it back, you kinky fella.