If this thread were a movie, this part would be that scene out of Big Trouble in Little China in the alley when the two feuding gangs went at it with various weapons including meat cleavers and poles used in pole vaulting. Meanwhile Nature Boy, NoDaddyNo and myself are up in the rig(porkchop express) watching it all go down until LoPan(played by HI) who has now reached mythical proportions extending to 15 feet tall and beyond but with a bigger hat and a Gold's Gym tanktop shows up and we run him over in the rig on the way out of the alley. The storms will be played by Wodin, decem, and beastbra. LopanIntensity of course is unharmed by the rig and lives to tan another day.