he had that pic as an avi one time. I was just wondering if thats his gf as he said it is. If it is, thats her profilealien amp pharm said:Wow, look at that waist to ass ratio! I wish she wasn't set to private to that I could be touching my private.
foreigngirl said:he had that pic as an avi one time. I was just wondering if thats his gf as he said it is. If it is, thats her profile
I seriously dont knowalien amp pharm said:Does he live in Texas?
Gambino said:he lives in florida
and he owns zero shirts, shirtless all the time 24/7
can you guys img tag the pic so i can see it?
myspace=blocked
who gives a shit about her faceJH1 said:Need to see face to pass judgement..
JH1 said:Need to see face to pass judgement..
Wulfgar said:who gives a shit about her face
you wouldnt see it anyways buried in the toilet while your piledriving her anus
redsamurai said:have you ever "actually" stuffed a girls head in the toilet while you're banging her? Is so, what was her reaction? and what did "you" specifically get from the whole thing? Im really curious, it seems really repellant.....but if there's something I'm missing I'm willing to consider it??
yeah, he just got married. It totally flew over my head. SorrySubzeero said:isn't phaded married? or is it over now? someone fill me in!
*asking for attention*
foreigngirl said:yeah, he just got married. It totally flew over my head. SorryHe had that avi before he married
BIKINIMOM said:Those were my thoughts exactly. Several weeks back my husband asked me, "Hey where did that guy get pics of that girl that I used to boink?" I was like, "What are you talking about?"
LOL
Small small world.... ain't it.

Wulfgar said:who gives a shit about her face
you wouldnt see it anyways buried in the toilet while your piledriving her anus

foreigngirl said:lol
thats why I was askin too. The profile sais she is from Texas. People said Phaded lives in Florida. But when he had this avi, he said thats his gf![]()
foreigngirl said:
BodyByFinaplix said:Nice..... wait I live in Texas... do you think she is bi?
velvett said:that pic has been all over the internet
is this thread a joke?
dear God the future is just frightening to me sometimes...
stilleto said:is she a prostitute?
(i ask because if GOM "knew" her, and he's clearly around twice her age, and with a body like hers, she could have anyone she wanted)
stilleto said:is she a prostitute?
(i ask because if GOM "knew" her, and he's clearly around twice her age, and with a body like hers, she could have anyone she wanted)
Believe it or not, we get approached for threesomes all the time. And I am not talking in the strip club. There it is a given. I am talking otherwise "normal" social situations.
BodyByFinaplix said:BM, seriously though, if I were a female and I had a body like that, all I would do is stare at myself in a big mirror while playing with my clit all day long, every day.
BIKINIMOM said:LOL What makes you think they dont?
Damn, her ass is soooooooooooo fine... and her titties are just as perky as can be! Blondes are not my type though. *cough* that is... IF I rolled that way.![]()
BIKINIMOM said:You sayin that my husband isnt a witty conversationalist?Believe it or not, we get approached for threesomes all the time. And I am not talking in the strip club. There it is a given. I am talking otherwise "normal" social situations.
They would give it up for a ride in his Ferrari, no money needed to exchange hands. It was all in good fun, of that I am sure.![]()
Suddenly, they all became "fond" of me but as I said, I dont roll that way.
They were still texting/calling for weeks.![]()
Ah well... gotta love Texas, titty-dancers and the oil and gas business.![]()
BodyByFinaplix said:Please BM, you are a carpet muncher if ever there was one, even if you cannot come to terms with it.
stilleto said:i think he's probably a great guy for you, and seems like enough of a gentleman. i don't know what kind of conversationalist he is in real life- and hopefully his posts on ef don't represent that...![]()
that girl is clearly hot as hell and your hubby is... not exactly a young, vibrant looking man.i hope you/he's not insulted- its not meant to be- he certainly looks happy.
i think if he "knew" her- it was due to his car and the promise of a sugardaddy- even if implied.
stilleto said:i think he's probably a great guy for you, and seems like enough of a gentleman. i don't know what kind of conversationalist he is in real life- and hopefully his posts on ef don't represent that...![]()
that girl is clearly hot as hell and your hubby is... not exactly a young, vibrant looking man.i hope you/he's not insulted- its not meant to be- he certainly looks happy.
i think if he "knew" her- it was due to his car and the promise of a sugardaddy- even if implied.

Grumpy Old Man said:So far I have been on EF for shits and giggles and have been; insulted, maligned, degraded, questioned, bombed WTF ever that means and had men accuse me of being one product of my parents whom were animals of the farm, well looks like sheep can type after all.
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velvett said:Sounds about normal for new folks...
BIKINIMOM said:I keep telling my husband that things 'round here weren't always this way. But hey, they are this way now... aren't they?
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BIKINIMOM said:Yes and being my husband didnt exactly help. LOL I am still trying to get over the bobos that said I "invented him". Now the only way my husband could have "a woman with a body like that is IF he paid her."
I am still amazed that many people refuse to accept (especially many women)that not all women care about how a man looks before every other quality he has. But then the women who are of this opinion have the balls to get pissed if any particular man does not find THEM particularly appealing. Go figure.
I keep telling my husband that things 'round here weren't always this way. But hey, they are this way now... aren't they?
In my language there is an expression, "This is what you get so this is what you have to like."
C'est la vie...
It is allllllllllll good!![]()
foreigngirl said:what did this thread turn into?
bluepeter said:Men are very aware that women generally don't care about appearance. They are also very aware that women generally DO care about the pocketbook. I believe that was the inference although I could be mistaken.
UA_Iron said:I'd let that girl sit on my face.
bluepeter said:Men are very aware that women generally don't care about appearance. They are also very aware that women generally DO care about the pocketbook. I believe that was the inference although I could be mistaken.
if you were still juiced out just think,BodyByFinaplix said:I can't believe how tiny her waist is with that rockin ass. Wow just wow....
Gambino said:if you were still juiced out just think,
you might have been able to hit it
not anymore

UA_Iron said:Notice how all the EF females came in here and got all pissy?

BodyByFinaplix said:Velvett, I've been a bad boy. I touched myself earlier before you told me to do it in that thread. I need to be disciplined.
You're next...BodyByFinaplix said:Velvett, I've been a bad boy. I touched myself earlier before you told me to do it in that thread. I need to be disciplined.
Grumpy Old Man said:Damn,
Just because I supported a few women BBM (before Bikinimom) does this make me a bad guy? Course I am actually pretty funny, witty and a really nice guy all around. Funny to see the girl with my 3rd cell phone line posted as a GF….. Sugar Daddy? Hell yes, makes it easier to get a date(s)….. Plus taking two out are much more fun than one, almost makes one conversation at their age. Besides talking is not always the object of the date.
So far I have been on EF for shits and giggles and have been; insulted, maligned, degraded, questioned, bombed WTF ever that means and had men accuse me of being one product of my parents whom were animals of the farm, well looks like sheep can type after all.
I have read many posts wherein my wife is called some pretty interesting (insulting, disgusting) names, course I never have to pay her so I really don’t have any other comment. Since I spend 24/7 with her I have no question regarding her whereabouts.
I have had some PM’s with some pretty cool people; this has been by far the only redeeming value of posting.
Other than that I have a life outside of EF and enjoy it very much. I asked BM to stop dating and I told her I would stop paying rent, car payments, cell bills and dining with dancers/etc. AND hit it? Of course, no offense, have you?I am also amazed how some of these people can actually breath and type without passing out, seems their three brain cells have evolved and have learned to function in this capacity.
Now… I am truly a witty conversationalist Stiletto ask my Mother she is 84 and still teaches school…. Or was she the Sheep someone mentioned? Course I haven’t lived with her since I was 16, then again some of the men here still have their mommy doing their wash at 30.
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BIKINIMOM said:Men value beauty and women value security. But no matter how beautiful a woman is if she is void of any other redeeming qualities... somebody somewhere is tired of her shit. And as I stated previously. What does it matter how full a man's wallet is if he his heart and mind are empty?
Here is a pic of me and my UGLY old grump taken last month on a road trip half way cross the states. Good god I look so damned goofy!! Yea, he is sooooooo old and ugly what attractive woman would EVER give him the time of day, that is, unless he paid for it. Think about what some of you people are saying... The superficial comments are honestly surprizing.
And Velvett - them circles can be quite dizzying... THANK GOD FOR VODKA!
http://tinypic.com/2s78c41.jpg
stilleto said:oh, see, i wasn't calling him ugly!
that IS a great pic btw- you look very happy. both of you do.
anyway, looks do not a person make. at all.
my point isn't being made if you thought I was calling him ugly. i wondered what she wanted being that she is half his age and works in a 'gentleman's club' and has THAT body. I'd wonder the same thing for most men his age btw, and younger.
BIKINIMOM said:*cough*
GOM is from Texas. This girl works at a place called The Men's Club. I posted up about it the first time I came to Dallas.
Damn... she sure does have an AMAZING ass.
healother said:your husband was hittin that? no way.
i mean no offense to your husband or anything, but i just dont see it happening. I mean that woman is 24, and your husband isnt he like 55?
if both those 2 are in the same room together and if im in that room, and they both agreed that they screwed each other, then i might believe it.
and if Grumpy old Man was hittin it with women like that left and right, its still possible that he could have mistaken the identity of her to be the girl on myspace.

Grumpy Old Man said:Well, ya know when you reach my age it is hard to believe that I can hit anything....... Next time you are in TX we can introduce you to some of the other ones I didn't hit.... All the darn blonds look the same anymore anyway.
By the way, no offense taken, wouldn't be the first or last time this same comment was made........... When ya visit, if you do, please enough cash for a small bet....
healother said:lol, you commented too soon, i tried to edit my post to make the tone a little lighter, but oh well at least you werent offended anyway
Haha, if I am ever down in Texas that sounds like a great idea! I'll hold you to it.
so who else has made comments of doubt about your experiences with young women? people in real life, on other forums?

While I agree, I also would really enjoy the visual of seeing a drop or two of Vermont syrup (I have a vendor) slowly slide from her lower back down her rump, tracing her curves, with my tongue to follow.BodyByFinaplix said:KB, I would lick her ass just the way it is. No added flavor needed.
KillahBee said:Great profile ass, but you mofos judge chicks by their internet pics SO DAMN EASILY. how many of you have seen a smokin hot chick on the interwebs post pics, then eventually meet her in real life? how did the real her stack up to the pics?
healother said:im told to be wary about what i hear on the internet. How do I know that this story is true? Do you have any idea how unlikely this story sounds to us EF members?
and how come i never see or hear of anything like this happening around my area? a young 24 yr old woman like that with the best ass since sliced bread hooking up with a man 30 years older than her?
no offense to your husband, but it just seems nuts, because i never see that happen.
Grumpy Old Man said:
Forums are no biggie. Not real life, In person, makes it easier, all I have to do is drive a short distance and damn no more questions.... I would be happy to send some pics of the ladies.... Unlike some of these I have seen posted, they are actually with me or in my house. Not like the instant girlfriend found in wallets and picture frames in your local mall. OR pics of women found on family websites or Yahoo 360..... Amazing to me men make this shit up. I would name names but why bother? They are still lurking and to me I am going to bed they will have posts all night long... Maybe Bomb me a few more times, yipee WTF that does I have no clue.
Sorry, since I have some black screen thing I forgot to change the post so it can be read, another annoying thing about people that live to hate or as my wife calls them, e-tards... By the way.... as far as hitting young women, my wife is fucking hot..... Any other questions???? Still not offended!
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stilleto said:
KillahBee said:Great profile ass, but you mofos judge chicks by their internet pics SO DAMN EASILY. how many of you have seen a smokin hot chick on the interwebs post pics, then eventually meet her in real life? how did the real her stack up to the pics?
BIKINIMOM said:Darlin, we just travel in different circles. An occurance like this could happen to US on a regular basis as WE are approached by young hotties all the time asking for a threesome. I am old enough to be these hottie' mother. And in case you hadnt noticed my husband is old enough to be my father as well. The big difference is that ALL of these young women are AT LEAST 21 years of age. Sex with a minor is DISGUSTING.
Is it any less believable that I have been treated to dates in Holland, France and many states in the US? But it happened many times.
Just read my post about the way a lot of these "young hotties" are treated by my husband's younger counter parts.
I am not saying that ALL young men are like this. Heck, I know many old men that are the nastiest bastards on the planet. All I am saying is that life isnt all about how things appear to be on the surface.
Peace and bacon grease.![]()
beefcake28 said:Agreed 110%
If there is one thing I have learned... It is that chicks NEVER look like they do in their pictures. They are either way hotter that their pics, or busted as hell. Not much middle ground there. Most lean towards the latter option.
Don't ever judge a girl by her internet pics, much less only one.
healother said:sex with a 21 year old is still no small feat though, especially like the hot one in the pics.
so you were treated to these dates by your current husband?
so basically the moral of the story, is that if im willing to throw some money around, i can impress and attract a lot of women![]()
Gambino said:lol @ the thought of GOM knocking that out
healother said:is that grumpy old man? what are these? btw, last link doesnt work.
itd be hard for a chick that looks that good in her pics to not look good in person.
unless those pics are really old or something
BIKINIMOM said:LOL No that isnt my husband, but it sorta looks a tiny bit like him. This is the dude from Orange County motorcycles - popular custom shop that now has a reality show.
This is a big burly dude that hardly looks like Brad Pitt, but methinks he probably has no problem pulling punani. This dude is loaded, I am sure. But his bank has little to do with his punani-reeling abilities.
Charisma, charisma, charisma.... ladies LOVE a man that is charismatic.
jnevin said:I'd totally buy her ass though. At least rent it.
BIKINIMOM said:LOL I dated MANY men before I met my current husband. My husband actually came to me for our first date - lasted two weeks.![]()
And money is impressive, at first yes. But ultimately it is in the way that you treat the woman and not necessarily what you treat her to. My husband's money was LEAST impressive to me. But his ABILITY to make it is. There is a hyuge difference as ANY MAN can go from rags to riches literally in the blink of an eye. And even that is not why I am with him.
He pursued me like no other man ever has. And once I sat back and allowed him to continue (ie - I let him "catch" me so the hunt was over) he turned it up - not set back and rested on his laurels. My husband dotes on me in ways that my own mother never even did. And he keeps telling me that all I have to do is "continue to be me".
A man feels the man when he can please his woman. The problem occurs when either the woman is SO independent that he immasculates him by not allowing him to even try OR she is the opposite extreme: an insatiable harpy bitch. If a woman expects much from a man (not talking necessarily about money) then she should not waste the time of a man who is incapable of pleasing her. It isnt fair to either of them as in the end BOTH will be miserable.
A man should set his sights on a woman that he can ultimately please. If he finds out during the relationship that "nothing he does or can give is ever good enough" he should just cut his losses and thank her for the lesson learned and find himself a woman that appreciates HIM.
Gambino said:BM you live in a fantasy land
let's be real here
bankroll is everything
paul sr has bank for sure and that would definetly help is nanni-pulling skills
i think you are the only person here who refuses to see it this way
BIKINIMOM said:LOL How you figuring I live in fantasy land when ALL the men that I dated for quite some time made bank? Why didnt I marry THE FIRST guy w/bank that gave me the time of day? (Was shortly after my ex and I split over 5 years ago.)
I am still mystified that you think ANY GUY cant tap a "hot ass". If they cant then their bank has nothing to do with it. Sorry, but that is too convenient a cop out.
It is NOT "all about bank" just as it is not "all about her ass."
foreigngirl said:he had that pic as an avi one time. I was just wondering if thats his gf as he said it is. If it is, thats her profile
healother said:sounds appropriate. i just cant figure out why there are so many nice men in the world that i hear about you basically get trampled on, even when they offer so much to a woman.
also going from rags to riches isnt exactly easy, takes a long time i think. and takes a lot of work and focus of course. but i can see where it'd be easier to show a woman you cared about her, if you had a lot of money though.
BIKINIMOM said:LOL How you figuring I live in fantasy land when ALL the men that I dated for quite some time made bank? Why didnt I marry THE FIRST guy w/bank that gave me the time of day? (Was shortly after my ex and I split over 5 years ago.)
I am still mystified that you think ANY GUY cant tap a "hot ass". If they cant then their bank has nothing to do with it. Sorry, but that is too convenient a cop out.
It is NOT "all about bank" just as it is not "all about her ass."

Gambino said:not about marrying, about tapping
he didn't marry that floozy, he tapped it
and she let him because of $$$
how the world turns
regardless, good for him
stilleto said:is she a prostitute?
(i ask because if GOM "knew" her, and he's clearly around twice her age, and with a body like hers, she could have anyone she wanted)
p0ink said:this thread makes me feel seriously dirty.
the depths to which some people sink...
and who in their right mind would let their significant other join here and post intimate details about their love-life?
wow.
gotmilk said:Are you saying I have no chance of tagging 17 year olds?

Grumpy Old Man said:I found the pics of the internet girls that I never tapped on the discs you left on my desk. I will be home after the guy that works the drive-up window shows up to replace me. I guess he missed his bus. I'll take the 52 bus to the train to the 13 bus and walk to our trailer so I sould be home before dark.
Some people just don't get it all ya need is a great magnetic personality and not live in a world that is a screen and keyboard. Plus it also helps to have gift certificates to this fast food burger place, makes the women wild!!/
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justinjones1963 said:I've seen that pic all over the dang net. I bet the person who did up the myspace page is a porn distributor just soliciting for customers. They do it all of the time.
BIKINIMOM said:He blew it BIGTIME... didnt he?
You see we all have a price, but some of us simply can not be bought.
Grumpy Old Man said:
Some people just don't get it all ya need is a great magnetic personality and not live in a world that is a screen and keyboard.
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