Here's One...

[Nelson Montana]

So I'm at the gym today and there's some guy doing barbell curls in the squat rack. I know. It's dumb. It's rude. it's senseless. But I didn't need to use it so I didn't say anything. But I wanted to use the Smith, at which point he sits on the bench at the Smith machine and starts doing concentration curls.

Okay, now I'm not an asshole so I ask politely, "Hi...Will you be using the Smith?" He says no. So I look at him... and he looks at me...and I look at him, and finally I say, So...can I use the Smith?

He says to me; "I just got 2 more sets."

At which point I say, "WELL CAN DO THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG!"

That's when I think he got a little scared. But I did get the Smith.

Was that not nice?

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

Haaaaa, that's amazing...do it again!

-Legacy

 

[REFORMATA]

some people simply lack tact..and need to be reminded that we live in a PRODUCTIVE society, and if they are in the way they will be moved!

Hilarious bro

 

[OrbitNutrition.com]

That is so funny, i have done that to guys doing calf raises on the millitary press station. Just standing in my doing there body weight calf raises and in my way!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jimmyhav]

Nice...LOL at calling him a stupid douchebag!

 

[lookinfit75]

Ahhh that really burns my butt when I see it. I love the fact that most of these dip shits are using such a minuscule amount of weight that they should be embarrassed to be doing that movement in the squat rack in the first place with a fricken oly bar to top it off. The best part is that at my gym there are mirrors everywhere (as I am sure there are at every gym) and you see these douche bags primping in front of the mirror like they have arms like Sergio Oliva. In order to avoid problems I go to the gym at low volume hours so I have the gym to myself. Then I use the squat rack to do curls HAHA! Just kidding.

 

[needtogetaas]

So I'm at the gym today and there's some guy doing barbell curls in the squat rack. I know. It's dumb. It's rude. it's senseless. But I didn't need to use it so I didn't say anything. But I wanted to use the Smith, at which point he sits on the bench at the Smith machine and starts doing concentration curls.

Okay, now I'm not an asshole so I ask politely, "Hi...Will you be using the Smith?" He says no. So I look at him... and he looks at me...and I look at him, and finally I say, So...can I use the Smith?

He says to me; "I just got 2 more sets."

At which point I say, "WELL CAN DO THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG!"

That's when I think he got a little scared. But I did get the Smith.

Was that not nice?

BTW I just bought a 8k new gym that has a smooth, but aside from that smiths are for bitches. Except me of course lmao.


And the whole dick head doing curls in the squat rack thing. You would think by now it has become a nationally known bullshit move and people would not do it. But yet some asshole is always doing it.

I think they know they are pissing some one off and that is why they do it. I mean wtf other reason would they be doing it for?

 

[goal245]

I do barbell curls in the squat rack, where else would you do them?

 

[RADAR]

there was this kid taking up the entire time to sit and text on the incline machine yesterday ,no one was using it after a hour i walked by and asked if he would like his mail forwarded to this address.

 

[stevesmi]

things i hate at the gym

1. people who give you advice when they are less fit then you.. just STFU and let me workout moron!
2. when its packed like crazy and people are hogging areas and machines..
3. people who leave sweat on the machines
4. the old farts who walk around nude in the locker room and who stink up the place .. take your dump at home (this is why i stay away from places like the Y
5. people who want to socialize during my rep or while i have headphones on. I'm here to workout not to socialize
6. people who ask if i need a spot or come over during my rep and grab the weight.. if i need your help i will ask for help!

things i love

1. the hot women and MILF's
2. the variety of weights and machines for 38 a month
3. the health food store connected to it
4. peer pressure***


the pro's outweight the con's which is why i love going to the gym

 

[C.K.]

Show them who the alphamale is!

 

[Snyrx7]

Don't forget dead lifts right in front of the squat machine when their r 3 empty bench press stations with bars that can be used. And when I say 3 empty bench press stations, yeah that only happens when it's not my chest day. When I want to bench theirs a mob of high school kids that I swear I've never seen do anything but bench and the ocasional pull up.

 

[synfull]

I had the same thing happen with a guy texting away while I was standing there waiting for a machine. Finally I asked him how many texts he had left. Some people are just igernant.

 

[daveyboy2345]

4. the old farts who walk around nude in the locker room and who stink up the place .. take your dump at home (this is why i stay
things i love


LMAO! So true.

 

[XMAN.]

there was this kid taking up the entire time to sit and text on the incline machine yesterday ,no one was using it after a hour i walked by and asked if he would like his mail forwarded to this address.

lmaol can u plz ask him about the rent maybe he got a good deal

 

[rikishi]

I HATE it when people sit on machines during rest period in between sets. I always walk away from the machine in between sets to let other people work in.

 

[OMEGA]

sometimes you have to draw the line somewhere

last time I did that it was with guy who went to prison he would galk at evergirl a guy was with and assert himself rudely...
He felt entitled to do it.

i let him slide twice when i was with my past girlfriend, an the third strike was when he went up to my Sister

i took care of him on a separate day.............i have not seen him since.......


its good for character to take shit, but then there come a point where you must do something

 

[gainmore]

So I'm at the gym today and there's some guy doing barbell curls in the squat rack. I know. It's dumb. It's rude. it's senseless. But I didn't need to use it so I didn't say anything. But I wanted to use the Smith, at which point he sits on the bench at the Smith machine and starts doing concentration curls.

Okay, now I'm not an asshole so I ask politely, "Hi...Will you be using the Smith?" He says no. So I look at him... and he looks at me...and I look at him, and finally I say, So...can I use the Smith?

He says to me; "I just got 2 more sets."

At which point I say, "WELL CAN DO THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG!"

That's when I think he got a little scared. But I did get the Smith.

Was that not nice?

I use to think this was bad, till this week....

We have a trainer that has some rope mechanism with 2 handles on the end he takes 4 45 and stacks it on one end of the olympic rack then ties the rope to the olympic rack then has his clients do some acrobatic shit from it tying it up for a good 30-40 minutes each time....

The person putting there feet or hands in the handle doesnt even go inside the olympic rack....Im leaving this gym if this continues its just more than I can take...ITS FAIL.