Helpdesk Rant

[FreeballinDC]

This isn't necessarily about the our "help" desk, but I did have to work with them in order to get an issue resolved.

My boss is out of the country for some meetings, and he needed some communications support for his trip. I called in to the help desk last Friday, to start up a request, and then proceded to follow up.

It has taken a full week for them to provide what I requested, and now it doesn't matter because my boss' trip is over with.

I repeatedly called the help desk throughout the week, to get an update on my request, only to have NOBODY return my calls. I kept getting the "we've left a voicemail on *the person in charge*'s and he should call you very soon"

It got old by Tuesday.

Anyway, all that lead up to this. I've been looking at this while I was put on hold for 20 minutes at a time. When I die, I want to come back as his spandex.

 

[Y_lifter]

This is know in the industry as "Hose em and Close em"..

 

[Carmen]

Anyway, all that lead up to this. I've been looking at this while I was put on hold for 20 minutes at a time. When I die, I want to come back as his spandex.

i'm new here.
are you gay?

 

[SoreArms]

the gayest

 

[Lumberg]

i'm new here.
are you gay?

Freeballin' is a cool guy. That's all you have to know.

 

[FreeballinDC]

i'm new here.
are you gay?

admit it, you want a piece of that too. nobody can deny the power of a spandex covered, hard ass.

 

[Tactile]

I saw a segment on TV yesterday that was showing the advancements in phone systems/help lines. While you're on hold the system is matching up your phone number with your account. If you are what they consider to be a more important customer to them the phone system can redirect your call to the more experienced reps..or bump you to the front of the queue. If you're low on the totem pole you can keep being bumped down.

 

[Carmen]

admit it, you want a piece of that too. nobody can deny the power of a spandex covered, hard ass.

nah. not into guys in spandex. certainly not their asses.
(i'm female... what would i do with it anyway??)

 

[gonelifting]

lol

 

[FreeballinDC]

nah. not into guys in spandex. certainly not their asses.
(i'm female... what would i do with it anyway??)

ah, I see, you like to leave a few things up to the imagination.


look up the phrase "tossing the salad", it will give you an idea about what to do with some ghetto booty.

unless Becoming has no interest in his salad being tossed.

 

[Carmen]

ah, I see, you like to leave a few things up to the imagination.


look up the phrase "tossing the salad", it will give you an idea about what to do with some ghetto booty.

unless Becoming has no interest in his salad being tossed.

i don't have a clue what he likes- since he and i divorced, he does his thing, i do mine.
lol
i know what salad tossing is and i'm not doin' it.

 

[Becoming]

i don't have a clue what he likes- since he and i divorced, he does his thing, i do mine.
lol
i know what salad tossing is and i'm not doin' it.

for the record I am not so sure I dig having my asshole licked, the nuts maybe.... and nothing stuck in there either....

 

[FreeballinDC]

for the record I am not so sure I dig having my asshole licked, the nuts maybe.... and nothing stuck in there either....

LOL, it's cool. I was just wondering how her views differed from mine about some good ass.

Thanks to her good nature (at least on this thread), now I know. And thanks for being a sport.

 

[Becoming]

LOL, it's cool. I was just wondering how her views differed from mine about some good ass.

Thanks to her good nature (at least on this thread), now I know. And thanks for being a sport.

it is cool bro - tracksters are hot... well at least I think the chicks are... my second fav part of throwing shot and disc was that I got to spend so much time checking out the hotties running the 200s, LOL

 

[Carmen]

LOL, it's cool. I was just wondering how her views differed from mine about some good ass.

Thanks to her good nature (at least on this thread), now I know. And thanks for being a sport.

yeah, not really into good ass. the last time i put anything in becoming's ass, he got mad.
i'm joking... i never saw his ass and i'm sure i never will.

 

[Becoming]

i never saw his ass and i'm sure i never will.

it is always bad to make absolute statements....

 

[Carmen]

it is always bad to make absolute statements....

you're a chicken, goofball.
send me a pic of your ass and i'll make it my avatar. lol.

 

[jh1]

you're a chicken, goofball.
send me a pic of your ass and i'll make it my avatar. lol.

Please don't... both of you...

We have had enough man ass in avatars...

 

[Lumberg]

becomin's av:

how about grab it, pinch it, wrap your hands around it and grab a coupla handfulls of ass cheek while he's fucking you missionary style?

 

[Becoming]

you're a chicken, goofball.
send me a pic of your ass and i'll make it my avatar. lol.

somebody send me a freaking camera!!!

 

[Carmen]

somebody send me a freaking camera!!!

SCANNER.
SIT ON IT!
lol

 

[Dial_tone]

no manbuttar's

 

[FreeballinDC]

SCANNER.
SIT ON IT!
lol

wait, you've never seen his ass, but you know he has a scanner.

Interesting....

 

[Carmen]

no manbuttar's

lol.. i'm really hoping i don't get an influx of picture offers... i don't wanna see manbutt.

 

[FreeballinDC]

no manbuttar's

you, of all people, should be talking!

 

[Becoming]

wait, you've never seen his ass, but you know he has a scanner.

Interesting....

actually I don't have a scanner either... i used to (it came with my computer) but I threw it out cause I never took any pics to scan on it....



plus it would make my butt look all distorted and not show off my awesomely proportioned physique!