Help Me With An Excuse

[VicTusDeuS]

I overslept today and I had an exam to take at 11:00am. Im gonna e mail the teacher but i need a believable excuse other than my car broke down, i overslept etc etc...Any ideas????

 

[vixenbabe]

Tell him you lost power and it just came back on....

 

[HumorMe]

Tell him you lost power and it just came back on....

Tell him you were staring at Vixen's avatar all night and you tried licking the screen and your tongue stuck to the monitor. Hey, it might work if you show him her avatar.

 

[MrMuscle]

tell him that you overslept

 

[addickt]

THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF OPPRESSION..

That seems to be the most common and accepted excuse today.

 

[Raina]

I have damage to my throat and can talk with a really scratchy voice (it was way better before I got throat surgery)-- it sounds like I'm in horrible pain just trying to talk. It got me out of lots of stuff. They'd always appologize that I sounded so horrible and told me not to talk or explain because it would strain my voice.

 

[spongebob]

tell him that you overslept

exactly!



even when i didnt oversleep, i used this one, it works everytime.

 

[p0ink]

go to student health and fake sick to get a dr's note. i was so good at this, i should have been up for an oscar

 

[manny78]

Tell her you were raped by May1010.....

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Tell her you were raped by May1010.....

Too many people use that one...

 

[JayBro]

You could say you shot 500 cc's of sust in each quad and you cant walk.

 

[addickt]

You could say you shot 500 cc's of sust in each quad and you cant walk.

If you shot 500 cc of sust at once you would want to eat your professor for a snack...

 

[gymrat]

tell him that you got abducted by aliens and of course had to get the goood ol anal probe.

 

[LiLady11]

Yeah, do what P0ink says... fake sick, tell them that you got food poisoning or something and go rather far into detail the terrible night you had... the doc will be sure to give you a note

 

[danielson]

Yeah, do what P0ink says... fake sick, tell them that you got food poisoning or something and go rather far into detail the terrible night you had... the doc will be sure to give you a note

just be careful they dont try and give you treatment or you might end up being sick for real. tried this one in school before and had to drink some foul tasting liquid that made me feel like shit

its a good idea to tell the teacher or whatever, personally id go with overslept as its such an easy thing to do im sure he'd sympathise

 

[3Vandoo]

tell him you were fucking his wife until you realized you were late.



PS: Please dont use it

 

[VicTusDeuS]

thanks guys

 

[VicTusDeuS]

just be careful they dont try and give you treatment or you might end up being sick for real. tried this one in school before and had to drink some foul tasting liquid that made me feel like shit

its a good idea to tell the teacher or whatever, personally id go with overslept as its such an easy thing to do im sure he'd sympathise

True I would say overslept but im just wondering how many other people use it...

 

[VicTusDeuS]

tell him you were fucking his wife until you realized you were late.



PS: Please dont use it

lol

 

[Night Fly]

What'd you end up telling him?

I was going to say...tell him that you had a family emergency.