Help Me With An Excuse

[JayBro]

You could say you shot 500 cc's of sust in each quad and you cant walk.

 

[addickt]

You could say you shot 500 cc's of sust in each quad and you cant walk.

If you shot 500 cc of sust at once you would want to eat your professor for a snack...

 

[gymrat]

tell him that you got abducted by aliens and of course had to get the goood ol anal probe.

 

[LiLady11]

Yeah, do what P0ink says... fake sick, tell them that you got food poisoning or something and go rather far into detail the terrible night you had... the doc will be sure to give you a note

 

[danielson]

Yeah, do what P0ink says... fake sick, tell them that you got food poisoning or something and go rather far into detail the terrible night you had... the doc will be sure to give you a note

just be careful they dont try and give you treatment or you might end up being sick for real. tried this one in school before and had to drink some foul tasting liquid that made me feel like shit

its a good idea to tell the teacher or whatever, personally id go with overslept as its such an easy thing to do im sure he'd sympathise

 

[3Vandoo]

tell him you were fucking his wife until you realized you were late.



PS: Please dont use it

 

[VicTusDeuS]

thanks guys

 

[VicTusDeuS]

just be careful they dont try and give you treatment or you might end up being sick for real. tried this one in school before and had to drink some foul tasting liquid that made me feel like shit

its a good idea to tell the teacher or whatever, personally id go with overslept as its such an easy thing to do im sure he'd sympathise

True I would say overslept but im just wondering how many other people use it...

 

[VicTusDeuS]

tell him you were fucking his wife until you realized you were late.



PS: Please dont use it

lol

 

[Night Fly]

What'd you end up telling him?

I was going to say...tell him that you had a family emergency.