Help me name a boat.

[the-short-one]

OK - My boyfriend has a 26 foot pontoon boat that he's customizing to look like a pirate ship. Black paint with cool graphics. Pirate flag, fake parrot, a plank, etc. It's pretty damn cool.

We need to name it. Pirate themed, but needs to be funny as well. Dirty is good, too.

I shall award the winner a prize.

 

[CFZB]

Floaty.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Black Penis

 

[KillahBee]

Midlife Crisis

 

[the-short-one]

Pirate themes, people.

 

[jerseyart]

Midlife Crisis

LOL

^^^^^^^

Bor is definitely from Jersey

 

[help4john]

Erectile Mutany

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The Scurvy Bilge Rat

 

[KillahBee]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer

 

[Mr. dB]

Nautical Queen.

No, make that Sea Breeze.

Damn.

Those are both such good names.

It's so hard to decide, so how about a little of each -- Nau-Sea.

 

[EnderJE]

The Fallen Privateer

Okay, I used the above link.

 

[Sub-Zero]

watch your back if your ever on his USS ButtPirate

 

[Moderate_THIS]

The Black Sparrow

 

[the-short-one]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer

I tried that, too. Nothing sounds right.

 

[EnderJE]

What's the reward?

 

[the-short-one]

watch your back if your ever on his USS ButtPirate

LOL - "USS ButtPirate"

 

[the-short-one]

What's the reward?

What do you think I should give?

 

[RADAR]

Soulspectre



RADAR

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL - "USS ButtPirate"

did i win the reward?

 

[the-short-one]

did i win the reward?

Funny as hell, but I don't think he'll go for it.

 

[trailseeker]

Imperceptible Flan

 

[Aerojaxx]

"SPIKE" or "CAP-N-HOOKED"

 

[velvett]

Pirate Booty

 

[jackangel]

the HMS tuc biscuit

 

[the-short-one]

"One Eye'd Willy" is the leader so far. (By way of PM)

 

[Sassy69]

"We've Come for Your Daughter"



.. saw this on a cigarette boat on the Intracoastal in Ft. Lauderdale several years ago.

 

[the-short-one]

"We've Come for Your Daughter"



.. saw this on a cigarette boat on the Intracoastal in Ft. Lauderdale several years ago.

 

[Aerojaxx]

How about...."the-short-one"

 

[BUBBLES]

Shiver me timbers
Swashbuckler
Wetlubber
Sea Shanties
Buccaneer Canker

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The Blimey Bonespirit

 

[The Red Dragon]

The Jolly Rogering

 

[HumorMe]

Spankey's Monkey

 

[jackangel]

The Jolly Rogering

this is a good one, consider it seriously.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Funny as hell, but I don't think he'll go for it.

thats just what he wants you to think

 

[Mr. dB]

Exxon Valdez

 

[theoak01]

Id say name it " Another F#%king thing I cant afford,but I got that one already on our pontoon.

how about shipwreck waiting to happen ,I know I suck

 

[nbmplano]

"Limp Plank"

"Erect Mast"

"Poor mans Skiboat"

"Gettin' Booty" or "Stealin" Booty"
(booty being treasure that is stolen just in case you didnt know)

 

[Sub-Zero]

if you put a jet engine on it you can name it Speed Bone

 

[the-short-one]

The Jolly Rogering

This is a very good one.

 

[the-short-one]

Exxon Valdez

I thought of that one, too.

 

[the-short-one]

Id say name it " Another F#%king thing I cant afford,but I got that one already on our pontoon.

how about shipwreck waiting to happen ,I know I suck

Another Fucking Thing I can't afford.


Also very, very good.

I could combine it with "Midlife Crisis":

Midlife Crisis
Another Fucking Thing I can't afford​

 

[the-short-one]

"Gettin' Booty" or "Stealin" Booty"
(booty being treasure that is stolen just in case you didnt know)

those are both good.

 

[the-short-one]

I just heard a HILARIOUS one.

"Boat Load of Seamen"