Help, I work with a fucked up chick

[Triple H]

I need some suggestions. I would with a real fucked up chick. She is a rammy fucker too. I'm not used to seeing a woman like that, and she swears like a truck driver to boot. She is the most sarcastic bitch I ever met. She just started basically and she is giving me a hard time. She even (without using my name ofcourse) made a remark about people who fix their hair every time they take their hard hat off. Yes, I am a bodybuilder and I straighten my hair a lot, hee hee. Anyway, I going lose it soon.
I am trying to avoid her when I can. She will say goodbye to everyone and not me. She hates bodybuilders and thinks the girls and guys both look gross. She is "full figured" and thinks her shit don't stink.


Help

Triple H

 

[frorider6]

Every time she insults you, directly or indirectly, say, "You want me, don't you" and then wink at her.

 

[Big Buck]

You should stick your meat whistle in her pooper, then skull fuck her.

 

[dballer]

Ignore her.. like she is not there. That will be better than pissing in her eggs.
Trust me..

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

Next time she offends you say "Fuck off bull dyke!" Chances are good that she wont talk to you again.

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

obviously, she is just looking for attention. And she probably digs you.

-- dgreen is right.

 

[frorider6]

obviously, she is just looking for attention. And she probably digs you.

Or she actually doesn't like you. That too is a possibility.

 

[frorider6]

only in your world-chicken little

First Grade.....true story.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read,"...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what
do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said,

"I think he said "Holy Shit! A talking pig!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes...

 

[polarpixie]

Sheesh, don't ya know? She obviously does not get enough loving. You should start acting really smug, grin and act like you really like it when she treats you like that. She'll either quit it because it's not fun anymore or start looking at you differently and even start to think about you sexually. Then you can turn around and throw some cow intestines at her. J/K that would be mean....make that dirt instead of cow intestines...

 

[frorider6]

String her along, make her like you, until she gives you a blow job. Then, without warning, pee in her mouth. Be prepared to run.