HelenSL, a message from Havoc

[HelenSL]

uh, hi Satanic Goatslayer

ok i'll bite...

These are my predicktions for you sir (or madam )

a) you are too cowardly to crack her skull open
b) you try but can't hit hard enough
c) you try and succeed and faint at the sight of blood
d) you get to her brain and finally discover you can't suck brains through a straw DUH
e) you come up with some alternative way of eating her brains and all that happens it that makes you puke

So, no, no poison of religion imbibed...you just come off looking like an idiot

An unfamiliar thing for you no doubt since it has never happened before, right?

yours,
helen

p.s. to frorider6...you decide if this is good or bad news...i already snapped my dear

i think this is about as bad as it gets...

well maybe a few more smilies and misspells on craziest days

guess who snapped me??? Christians!!! Ah good ol Christians - don't ya sometimes wanna beat in their skulls and then suck out their brains with a bendy straw just for the hell of it...?

Well actually i don't but then i'm mentally ill so don' expect any normal stuff out of me - no sirree!!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Did the accident leave any noticable head trauma?

 

[TheSalami]

the thing that freaks me out about this bitch is her face. i dont bother reading her long posts.

 

[MrMuscle]

oh im sorry. i must have taken a wrong turn somewhere..i was supposed to be on a bodybuilding board..anybody know what i did wrong?

 

[TheSalami]

i dont think satanic goatslayer can do anything to that face to make it any worse than it already is.

 

[HelenSL]

ahhhhh....now y'all are getting the hang of it!!!

as i thought, you just needed to get warmed up...



helen

 

[TheSalami]

ahhhhh....now y'all are getting the hang of it!!!

as i thought, you just needed to get warmed up...



helen

if you want to talk shit you have to say stuff. you cant just make retarded fucking comments like that. i bet you wish jesus would lay some pipe in your nasty old cooch. you look like some kind of fucking hideous skeleton with your gums all hanging out of your mouth.

 

[FrankRizzo]

WOW

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Oh Christ, are you one of those 3am Channel 76 TV ministers?

Am I allowed to say Christ in that post?

 

[HelenSL]

Cmon i'm not a minister of anything. Didn't i tell you i am a stay at home Mom already? Maybe you didn't see that post.

Besides who'd put someone with a face like me on TV for fuck's sake???

Oh am i allowed to say 'fuck' here - well for sure i'm going to hell now eh???

I think you can say whatever you like here except the mods might ban ya, right??? But what is God gonna do except laugh his head off

oh shit maybe he already did and that made that great hole in the desert that is so expensive to go see....? When it hit and bounced off again i mean...!!!

Yah know i will never be as good at swearing as y'all...so i may give up soon as having lost already

Hey do you think my church will crucify me when they find i am on here and what i said??? LOL maybe...they are very fundamentalist in belief you know. Believe all the standard s-

helen