We need father C0LUMBUS to read a few verses from the good book on chat faggots and cry babies.
A reading from the book of Beezekiel : Chapter 5 , Verse 23 ;
And so it came to pass that Beezekiel did visit the kingdom of the chatnconversation.
Although Pontius plankton and his legions has conquered it many threads ago…it was still known as a place of unease with an extraordinary amount of bantness and bitchary.
The chosen one travelled aloft a total pimped camel and was greeted in the streets by hoards of women that offered to worship his might staff and adorn if with their saliva.
For they knew if he were to mount them ,he would part them like that gig he did at the red sea .
Putting quim from his mind he spotted a blind man and calling him forward he blessed the man with a pair flak-jacket oakleys , the man did not see again but now looked cool enough to have his rod buffed by fair maidens once again.
A lame man asked for his healing hands to help him and Beezekiel did giveth him a segway.
An angry crowd had gathered and threated to stone a young girl by the name of nacus gigglus ,accusing her of witch-craft they said she had turned an innocent piece of meat into a charred mess.
The chosen one pulled his mighty rod fron its scabbard and threatened the crowd saying the first person to throw a stone shall feel its girth in their sphincter….a pain not even the devil himself could endure.
But Stonings seemed to be comon place in this land of the dammned and many bore a five fingered leaf on their tunic - the mark of the stoner.
Father Columbinus.
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