He talked about his poop

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beautiful women are meant to be treated like a flower you shit heads

hahahahahahahah pusscake

 

[oxymoron]

diarrhea...
eeesh, what a shitty choice of words.

 

[zwhit]

beautiful women are meant to be treated like a flower you shit heads

You've never shit in a flower bed?

 

[redsamurai]

i bet you get out of the shower to take a piss as well..

gut dammit you son of bitch i'm drinking coffee, fuck....are there spots? yeah there's a spot, fuck now i gotta change the sheets. Asshole.

 

[redsamurai]

gawd you're a fucking dickhead lately

no i piss in the shower

no i don't piss on my wife woodyo, and you're wondering why you're sleeping alone, fuck you're stupid

god dammit stoppit...now there's a spot on the mattress you fucking assholes.






only at EF are you gonna see convo's like this.

 

[redsamurai]

I went out with this hot guy twice in the last week and he's super cool, super sexy and a real sweetheart. He has a lot going on for him,
But last night, we were talking on the phone and he told me had diarrhea during the day.
I mean sure, I am a Naturopath and hear all kinds of stuff that NEVER grosses me out and I assume he wanted tips on how to stop it, but really, I am trying to get really into him and now, I am so turned off, I cancelled a date for tonight.

Discuss

ok now that i've collected myself....thumbs down bluta, sorry. I mean if all the guy said was he had diarhhea what's the big deal? If he's all dreamy and shit just take him....don't let stupid stuff bother you and ruin a possible good time.

 

[shirlene29]

Don't lie. I know you take a big ol' steamer in the bowl while he's taking a hot shower.

dude...ive got three bathrooms...theres absolutely no reason to

 

[zwhit]

dude...ive got three bathrooms

lol shameless

 

[pdaddyII]

dude...ive got three bathrooms...theres absolutely no reason to

Lol@ only having three bathrooms!

 

[lander2312]

Was this an episode of Seinfield?

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