Have You Ever Seen This Happen?

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

A few years ago a friend of mine and a group of us were walking thru a big parking lot to get to a nightclub that was down at the waterfront.
About 10 steps after getting out of his car he realized he had to take a shit. Instead of holding it he pulled his shorts down and took a shit right in the parking lot. He then proceeded to wipe his ass with his kneewraps that he got from the trunk of his car.

 

[Badkins21]

Dude, I've pissed in so many parking lots, I've lost count, but I've NEVER taken a shit...

...couldn't do it--I'd wait 'til I got to the club/bar, or whatever, IMO!

 

[gettingdiesel]

I could see myself doing that. Although I haven't yet.

GD

 

[Bikini Mod]

OK YMK that is just plain GROSS!

BLECH!

 

[XXXL]

my uncle was sick one time and had to let one go really bad but he was locked out of his house.

naturally he was drunk and firgured he would just lean up aside the house and let her rip.

one of his neighbors saw him trying open the windows and called the police.

long story short, they ended up arresting him. while in the police car he had to take another shit. but the cop was called away and couldn't take my uncle directly to the police station. so after about 20 minutes of holding it he managed to get his pants down and let it go right there in the back seat of the police car.

my grandmother (his mother) had to come down and bail him out. he was something like 20 at the time and just had gotten home from japan WWII.

it's one of those story that gets better everytime i hear it.

 

[MrDbol]

I haven't seen that. But I was coming home from school one day, and I was walking through this parking lot, and this parked car exploded 10 yards away. It was a car bomb.

 

[Charvelle]

Was out barhopping @ a college town, had to drive our friend
around for 20 minutes, found a field next to a grocery store, he
took a shit, wiped his ass with his shirt, then went to the convenience store and he bought a new t-shirt. Feel sorry for the
chicks he was hooking up with that night

 

[harddtime]

lol. thats def gross

 

[Blue Steel]

A friend of mine did the same thing but i think he wiped his ass with an old newspaper.......definately sick

 

[Kanine]

what happens if he meets a blazin hotty and they go home and she decides to toss him a salad???.....i would always recommend a clean can when going out...just my 2c.