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chris302001

chris302001

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imagining they're at the table, eating a bowl of tomato soup...

And you just wanna grab them by the back of the head and mash their face down in the bowl.....and hold it there for a while....you know, til the panic sets in, and the bubbles become less frequent....

Have you ever?
 
Only if they're blaques and/or wimminz. Mos too. Also African Americans.
 
75th said:
Only if they're blaques and/or wimminz. Mos too. Also African Americans.
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What is the diff between a blaque and an African American?

Did I miss something while they were re-writing the politically correct slang dictionary? :worried:

Goodness knows, I'd never want to commit the fatal mistake of being politically incorrect.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE tomato soup. My Old Grump makes an absolutely KILLER tomato basil soup.

OMG!!! It is to die for.
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Okay, I will admit it....I've eaten tomato soup before when I was REALLY hungry.....but tomatoes were meant to be thrown, not eaten.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
What is the diff between a blaque and an African American?

Did I miss something while they were re-writing the politically correct slang dictionary? :worried:

Goodness knows, I'd never want to commit the fatal mistake of being politically incorrect.
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I have a friend who was born in africa and he's as white as I am.
 
chris302001 said:
I have a friend who was born in africa and he's as white as I am.
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I thought that they called peeps born in the Republic of South Africa "Afrikaans" or "Afrikaners"... My friend (who was whiter than me LOL - blonde hair, blue eyes, pasty white skin) was from South Africa but I knew her in France.

So your friend was a naturalized citizen of the United States who was actually born on the continent of Africa? What country was he from?

Not being a ballbuster, I am just trying to be clear.

Where there is a clear understanding, there can be NO misunderstanding.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I thought that they called peeps born in the Republic of South Africa "Afrikaans" or "Afrikaners"... My friend (who was whiter than me LOL - blonde hair, blue eyes, pasty white skin) was from South Africa but I knew her in France.

So your friend was a naturalized citizen of the United States who was actually born on the continent of Africa? What country was he from?

Not being a ballbuster, I am just trying to be clear.

Where there is a clear understanding, there can be NO misunderstanding.
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I dont know about the other terms for white doodes from Africa. His parents were from the UK, he was born in South Africa, they all moved to Canada when he was like 10, and then he came to the United States when he was 17. I know he's a citizen of Canada and here, and I'm assuming that he wouldnt lose citizenship in SA (but I really have no idea).

I just think its fun to call him a kneegrow.
 
yes I have, but i havent seen his narcissistic ass post in a while, so my anger is dwindling.
 
chris302001 said:
I dont know about the other terms for white doodes from Africa. His parents were from the UK, he was born in South Africa, they all moved to Canada when he was like 10, and then he came to the United States when he was 17. I know he's a citizen of Canada and here, and I'm assuming that he wouldnt lose citizenship in SA (but I really have no idea).

I just think its fun to call him a kneegrow.
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LOL If he was born in South Africa then yes, he is an Afrikaans or Afrikaaner. If he were born say in Egypt (which is also on the CONTINENT of Africa) then he would be Egyptian.

If he is not a citizen of the United States then, he could not be considered an American. So I don't think he qualifies for the title of "African American".

I think it's very cool when peeps have the benefit of spending portions of their lives all over the world. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL If he was born in South Africa then yes, he is an Afrikaans or Afrikaaner. If he were born say in Egypt (which is also on the CONTINENT of Africa) then he would be Egyptian.

If he is not a citizen of the United States then, he could not be considered an American. So I don't think he qualifies for the title of "African American".

I think it's very cool when peeps have the benefit of spending portions of their lives all over the world. :)
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I said he was a citizen of Canada and here (meaning the US), so he is indeed both from the continent of Africa and an American. It's also fun to tell him that if he doesnt like something, he can take his ass back to Africa....

Its an incredibly un-pc laugh fest when he's around.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I thought that they called peeps born in the Republic of South Africa "Afrikaans" or "Afrikaners"... My friend (who was whiter than me LOL - blonde hair, blue eyes, pasty white skin) was from South Africa but I knew her in France.

So your friend was a naturalized citizen of the United States who was actually born on the continent of Africa? What country was he from?

Not being a ballbuster, I am just trying to be clear.

Where there is a clear understanding, there can be NO misunderstanding.
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I used to work with a doctor from South Africa. He was as pale as I am, his kids had blonde hair blue eyes. He was a very nice man and a great oncologist, BUT he was racist. He wouldn't see black patients, if he had referrals he would have one of the fellows see them.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
What is the diff between a blaque and an African American?

Did I miss something while they were re-writing the politically correct slang dictionary? :worried:

Goodness knows, I'd never want to commit the fatal mistake of being politically incorrect.
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Put it this way...if youre not exactly like me in every way, then theres something wrong.

Except for Grump...hes good people.
 
hurricane = dial tone? :confused:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL If he was born in South Africa then yes, he is an Afrikaans or Afrikaaner. If he were born say in Egypt (which is also on the CONTINENT of Africa) then he would be Egyptian.
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I don't know, this seems not in keeping with actual geography. If someone was from Nigeria, then we would call him or her a Nigerian, which doesn't disqualify them from being African. I don't see why it's necessary to make exceptions. Besides, then where's the element of fun and surprise when you meet them in real life?
 
fortunatesun said:
I don't know, this seems not in keeping with actual geography. If someone was from Nigeria, then we would call him or her a Nigerian, which doesn't disqualify them from being African. I don't see why it's necessary to make exceptions. Besides, then where's the element of fun and surprise when you meet them in real life?
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I thought people in Nigeria were referred to as scammers?
 
chris302001 said:
I have a friend who was born in africa and he's as white as I am.
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same here, one of my fiances friends is direct from south africa and white as day. Whenver she mentions her i always say "is that the african american"
its quite amusing
 
chris302001 said:
I thought people in Nigeria were referred to as scammers?
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:worried: Ok, point taken. We'll have to expeand the parameters of that particular set: Nigerian = (scammer + African). But African would still overlap boundaries with the Egyption set and the S.A. set if I knew how to e-post one of those circular set maps.
 
chris302001 said:
imagining they're at the table, eating a bowl of tomato soup...

And you just wanna grab them by the back of the head and mash their face down in the bowl.....and hold it there for a while....you know, til the panic sets in, and the bubbles become less frequent....

Have you ever?
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yeah. . .then i realized it was one of my own smart-ass posts. . .and i remembered that i fooking hate tomato soup. . .
 
javaguru said:
Especially when combined with a grilled cheese sandwich....I lived on that lunch during high school summers.
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LOL, my next post after that one said exactly that. There's nothing like tomato soup and grilled cheese. In fact, I might have to go grocery shopping tomorrow for some cheese to make that a reality.
 
nefertiti said:
LOL, my next post after that one said exactly that. There's nothing like tomato soup and grilled cheese. In fact, I might have to go grocery shopping tomorrow for some cheese to make that a reality.
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about. . .oh. . .30 years ago or so. . .i contracted a particularly nasty stomach virus. . .the last thing i ate before i began my day long regimen of wretching so violently that i actually expelled some blood at one point was tomato soup. . .i have a very long and quite vivid memory. . .sometimes it's a blessing. . .sometimes it's a curse. . .
 
digimon7068 said:
about. . .oh. . .30 years ago or so. . .i contracted a particularly nasty stomach virus. . .the last thing i ate before i began my day long regimen of wretching so violently that i actually expelled some blood at one point was tomato soup. . .i have a very long and quite vivid memory. . .sometimes it's a blessing. . .sometimes it's a curse. . .
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I got sick and had a chili bean lodged in my nose for a while after throwing up. I didnt eat chili for about a year
 
Meh...I have an iron stomach. I have had one stomach virus my entire life.

Last time i went diving we had nine foot seas on a small boat. Half the boat got violently ill (at least eight people). I mean, it was actually funny. This one guy sounded like he was going to hurl his intestines. "HHUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!! HHHHUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!" It was bad. But still, the stomach behaved.
 
chris302001 said:
I said he was a citizen of Canada and here (meaning the US), so he is indeed both from the continent of Africa and an American. It's also fun to tell him that if he doesnt like something, he can take his ass back to Africa....

Its an incredibly un-pc laugh fest when he's around.
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LMFAO bout your friend. That is pretty freaking funny!

I'd just always assumed that one puts a country identifying their place of birth or ethnic origin before the noun denoting their current citizenship status, not the continent. For me it's Magyar American, not European American but I do suppose it can be done both ways. :)

Awesome discourse!
 
Phooey on any of you that have something bad to say about tomatoe soup. It's yummylischious. SO THERE.

I REALLY REALLY love fresh Jersey tomatoes ripe at summer's end. (the ONLY good thing that comes out of Jersey... well, with the exception of yours truly :qt: )
 
chris302001 said:
imagining they're at the table, eating a bowl of tomato soup...

And you just wanna grab them by the back of the head and mash their face down in the bowl.....and hold it there for a while....you know, til the panic sets in, and the bubbles become less frequent....

Have you ever?
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not always, but while reading this descriptive violence, i pictured you being the one to have your face smashed in scalding soup.

except my vision was extended, and included you screaming and clawing at your burning face, only to accidentaly tear your eyeballs out, thus being forced to quit EF forever
 
chris302001 said:
imagining they're at the table, eating a bowl of tomato soup...

And you just wanna grab them by the back of the head and mash their face down in the bowl.....and hold it there for a while....you know, til the panic sets in, and the bubbles become less frequent....

Have you ever?
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Wife's giving you shit about your meatup huh?
 
chris302001 said:
el oh el, no actually....that bitch is long gone. We never had any kids or anything to complicate things, so I dont feel your pain.
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I may just start bringing the thunder to mine. She's getting more and more irrational every day. The piece of shit that she is.
 
chris302001 said:
imagining they're at the table, eating a bowl of tomato soup...

And you just wanna grab them by the back of the head and mash their face down in the bowl.....and hold it there for a while....you know, til the panic sets in, and the bubbles become less frequent....

Have you ever?
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Sure, why not.
 
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